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Fanfic: Liebe auf der Überholspur
Chapter: Love in the fast lane
Love in the fast lane
Written by Jason C. Borowski. The story is based on a true story
It all started 3 years ago Jens, a good friend of mine, was totally unhappy because his girlfriend had left him. At that point, Martin, Sven and I had set ourselves the task of getting Jens a new girlfriend, or rather to make it clear. So in the evening we went to a bar where singles were meeting. After a few beers, Jens was relaxed enough to run down on the girls but that went completely in the pants because the first one he spoke to was with her boyfriend because he wanted to give Jens a punch in the face because he was supposed to be on his Girlfriend made a run for it. Accordingly, we flew out of the pub because I broke that idiot's nose. So we went on, on the way to the next bar, a few friends ran over us who then came with us. They went out of the same pub shortly before because such an idiot turned them on as stupid as it turns out later, the same as ours.After half an hour we sat in the "Drunk Eagle". The audience was at least 20 years older than us, but we didn't care. After the stress in the other bar (I'll just call her Ballermann ;-) we just wanted to relax. Since I still had to drive afterwards, I had no choice but to drink Colt. After an hour we left the Drunk Eagle and moved on. We decided to go to some disse. So I got behind the wheel and drove off. Unfortunately for us, we also drove to a police station. As if bad luck followed us and I had to go through the whole ordeal. The alcohol test which of course turned out negative. And then the cops wanted to do a drug test, but it was also negative. After 30 minutes we were finally able to continue. A short time later we finally arrived at the Disse. And as I said, bad luck followed us because Jens and Sven were not allowed in.Even when I spoke to the bouncer it didn't work so we went back to the car and drove off. Somehow we had enough for the evening. After I had dropped everyone at home I drove home broken and in a bad mood I found a letter from my friend on my bed that said she was going to break up with me. In anger, I then smashed the picture of my girlfriend and me against the wall, which was then broken, but I burned the photo not enough. A short time later, Jens called and asked what I was doing. I told him the whole story of what just happened. Jens was horrified and said: Then come to me. We can talk better there. Because Jens lives only 5 minutes away from me, I packed a few more beers and got on my bike. After 4 minutes I was with him. We talked, drank our beers, and thought about all sorts of things. After 5 minutes I had a lot of fun, we could do such evenings more often now as we did in the past.Jens said that would be a great idea so we met alternately with me and with him for the next few weeks. After 3 weeks we had completely forgotten our ex girlfriends but the hardship was still in the 3 weeks I found out that she had left me because of my cousin. I wasn't angry with him about it, but she should never run into me. But one evening we met at the gas station. I had to refuel my car because we wanted to go to the disco and she probably wanted to get some cigarettes again. But the best is yet to come, because ignoring me this stupid bitch just wanted to have killed her. She breaks up and then doesn't say a word to me, not even hello. In my anger I yell at her: I'M LOVE TO SEE YOU TOO YOU Miserable BITCH !!!
Then she turns around, shows me the middle finger and went into the gas tank. Of course I waited outside until she was gone and only then went inside. Paid got me another pack of L&M and went to my car.When I made sure that she hadn't done anything to my car, I drove off. When I got to Jens he just asked what was going on that I needed so long. Then I said: Unfortunately I saw God's Chantal. Jens then: Condolences. With a huge grin on our lips we drove towards Recklinghausen. When we arrived in Recklinghausen, we picked up a few friends and drove on towards the disco. Once there, we just wanted to go to the Disse and celebrate. Unfortunately for us, only hip-hop and RmB played that evening. So we went again. Luckily we knew another disco where we went to. Fortunately for us, there was good music playing there. So we spent the evening dancing, drinking and hitting on girls after 2 hours I had 8 new numbers but still couldn't find the right one, but the evening was long after 12 noon then the little kids finally left and I could myself focus on the elderly.My number assortment expanded that evening to an unbelievable 14 girls, of which at least 10 could be thrown away, but it didn't matter. Jens wasn't so lucky. He came up with a total of 3 numbers. At that point I knew what was going on he was thinking of his ex again. So I went to him and talked to him that 2 girls got it. Who then came to us. The first was 19 years old and was called Michaela and the other was my age and her name was Ledicia. We talked for a while until the two girls' friends came back. But that didn't bother us because our conversation went on, we talked about all sorts of things like z. B. Where we came from, what our preferences are etc. After 11/2 hours I noticed that I was getting tired we said goodbye and went we paid and went to the car we were about to get in because Michaela and Ledicia came running and wanted to have our numbers.We were totally buffed because they were there with their friends. We exchanged numbers without hesitation. Only then did we set off. When we got to my house, Jens asked if he could come up to me. I said why not. So we went up to me and listened to a little music around 4, then I lay down in bed and Jens slept the night with me on the couch. The next morning we had a lot to do because my apartment had to be renovated, of course Jens helped me. So we started chopping off the old tiles in the bathroom. After 3 hours we were done. We were just about to continue so Michaela and Ledicia called. And asked what are we doing right now? Of course we said that we would be bored to death and what the reason for the call was. Ledicia spoke up and said that she would like to meet us. After a brief consideration, we then asked when and where? Michaela said in two hours in the Café Triangel that on the market square.We agreed and went on with our work after 1 ½ hours we freshened up and went to the café. Since it is right around the corner we saw the two of them. We went up to them only when we were 3 m away from them they noticed us. It was pretty full in the café so we sat outside. We talked ate a piece of cake and drank our ice coffee. After we paid we left the café and went to the city park. Gradually the mood died down and we noticed that the two girls didn't just want to talk so we asked them why they wanted to meet us. Ledicia was the first to answer. That she would find me totally cute and would like to get to know me better. With Michaela it was already a step higher she had a crush on Jens. Then both of us thought that they were still with two guys yesterday. Then the two started laughing.And said at the same time: We're not with them after all. We're both single. When we heard that we could have slapped each other in the face. So I went a piece with Ledicia and Jens went with Michaela. Gradually we realized that there was more to it than I took Ledicia in my arms. We kissed very passionately. But something was wrong because Ledicia took a step back. I was a little surprised, but then I understood what she was up to at that moment, she asked: Jason, do you want to go with me? I didn't have to think about it for long and said: Only if we cuddle afterwards! A big grin went over our lips after that we kissed very passionately after we let go of each other we decided to look for Jens and Michaela. After 15 minutes we found them and what do you think? They fared just like us. 2 years later we were married and luckily Jens and I became father.Jens, Michaela, Ledicia and I now live in our own house that we pay monthly since the thing in the park, our friendship has become even stronger sometimes our women tease us and say we would be the ideal married couple.
So that's it again you don't know, don't despair, just ask your Jason C. Borowski.
Written by Jason C. Borowski. The story is based on a true story
It all started 3 years ago Jens, a good friend of mine, was totally unhappy because his girlfriend had left him. At that point, Martin, Sven and I had set ourselves the task of getting Jens a new girlfriend, or rather to make it clear. So in the evening we went to a bar where singles were meeting. After a few beers, Jens was relaxed enough to run down on the girls but that went completely in the pants because the first one he spoke to was with her boyfriend because he wanted to give Jens a punch in the face because he was supposed to be on his Girlfriend made a run for it. Accordingly, we flew out of the pub because I broke that idiot's nose. So we went on, on the way to the next bar, a few friends ran over us who then came with us. They went out of the same pub shortly before because such an idiot turned them on as stupid as it turns out later, the same as ours.After half an hour we sat in the "Drunk Eagle". The audience was at least 20 years older than us, but we didn't care. After the stress in the other bar (I'll just call her Ballermann ;-) we just wanted to relax. Since I still had to drive afterwards, I had no choice but to drink Colt. After an hour we left the Drunk Eagle and moved on. We decided to go to some disse. So I got behind the wheel and drove off. Unfortunately for us, we also drove to a police station. As if bad luck followed us and I had to go through the whole ordeal. The alcohol test which of course turned out negative. And then the cops wanted to do a drug test, but it was also negative. After 30 minutes we were finally able to continue. A short time later we finally arrived at the Disse. And as I said, bad luck followed us because Jens and Sven were not allowed in.Even when I spoke to the bouncer it didn't work so we went back to the car and drove off. Somehow we had enough for the evening. After I had dropped everyone at home I drove home broken and in a bad mood I found a letter from my friend on my bed that said she was going to break up with me. In anger, I then smashed the picture of my girlfriend and me against the wall, which was then broken, but I burned the photo not enough. A short time later, Jens called and asked what I was doing. I told him the whole story of what just happened. Jens was horrified and said: Then come to me. We can talk better there. Because Jens lives only 5 minutes away from me, I packed a few more beers and got on my bike. After 4 minutes I was with him. We talked, drank our beers, and thought about all sorts of things. After 5 minutes I had a lot of fun, we could do such evenings more often now as we did in the past.Jens said that would be a great idea so we met alternately with me and with him for the next few weeks. After 3 weeks we had completely forgotten our ex girlfriends but the hardship was still in the 3 weeks I found out that she had left me because of my cousin. I wasn't angry with him about it, but she should never run into me. But one evening we met at the gas station. I had to refuel my car because we wanted to go to the disco and she probably wanted to get some cigarettes again. But the best is yet to come, because ignoring me this stupid bitch just wanted to have killed her. She breaks up and then doesn't say a word to me, not even hello. In my anger I yell at her: I'M LOVE TO SEE YOU TOO YOU Miserable BITCH !!!
Then she turns around, shows me the middle finger and went into the gas tank. Of course I waited outside until she was gone and only then went inside. Paid got me another pack of L&M and went to my car.When I made sure that she hadn't done anything to my car, I drove off. When I got to Jens he just asked what was going on that I needed so long. Then I said: Unfortunately I saw God's Chantal. Jens then: Condolences. With a huge grin on our lips we drove towards Recklinghausen. When we arrived in Recklinghausen, we picked up a few friends and drove on towards the disco. Once there, we just wanted to go to the Disse and celebrate. Unfortunately for us, only hip-hop and RmB played that evening. So we went again. Luckily we knew another disco where we went to. Fortunately for us, there was good music playing there. So we spent the evening dancing, drinking and hitting on girls after 2 hours I had 8 new numbers but still couldn't find the right one, but the evening was long after 12 noon then the little kids finally left and I could myself focus on the elderly.My number assortment expanded that evening to an unbelievable 14 girls, of which at least 10 could be thrown away, but it didn't matter. Jens wasn't so lucky. He came up with a total of 3 numbers. At that point I knew what was going on he was thinking of his ex again. So I went to him and talked to him that 2 girls got it. Who then came to us. The first was 19 years old and was called Michaela and the other was my age and her name was Ledicia. We talked for a while until the two girls' friends came back. But that didn't bother us because our conversation went on, we talked about all sorts of things like z. B. Where we came from, what our preferences are etc. After 11/2 hours I noticed that I was getting tired we said goodbye and went we paid and went to the car we were about to get in because Michaela and Ledicia came running and wanted to have our numbers.We were totally buffed because they were there with their friends. We exchanged numbers without hesitation. Only then did we set off. When we got to my house, Jens asked if he could come up to me. I said why not. So we went up to me and listened to a little music around 4, then I lay down in bed and Jens slept the night with me on the couch. The next morning we had a lot to do because my apartment had to be renovated, of course Jens helped me. So we started chopping off the old tiles in the bathroom. After 3 hours we were done. We were just about to continue so Michaela and Ledicia called. And asked what are we doing right now? Of course we said that we would be bored to death and what the reason for the call was. Ledicia spoke up and said that she would like to meet us. After a brief consideration, we then asked when and where? Michaela said in two hours in the Café Triangel that on the market square.We agreed and went on with our work after 1 ½ hours we freshened up and went to the café. Since it is right around the corner we saw the two of them. We went up to them only when we were 3 m away from them they noticed us. It was pretty full in the café so we sat outside. We talked ate a piece of cake and drank our ice coffee. After we paid we left the café and went to the city park. Gradually the mood died down and we noticed that the two girls didn't just want to talk so we asked them why they wanted to meet us. Ledicia was the first to answer. That she would find me totally cute and would like to get to know me better. With Michaela it was already a step higher she had a crush on Jens. Then both of us thought that they were still with two guys yesterday. Then the two started laughing.And said at the same time: We're not with them after all. We're both single. When we heard that we could have slapped each other in the face. So I went a piece with Ledicia and Jens went with Michaela. Gradually we realized that there was more to it than I took Ledicia in my arms. We kissed very passionately. But something was wrong because Ledicia took a step back. I was a little surprised, but then I understood what she was up to at that moment, she asked: Jason, do you want to go with me? I didn't have to think about it for long and said: Only if we cuddle afterwards! A big grin went over our lips after that we kissed very passionately after we let go of each other we decided to look for Jens and Michaela. After 15 minutes we found them and what do you think? They fared just like us. 2 years later we were married and luckily Jens and I became father.Jens, Michaela, Ledicia and I now live in our own house that we pay monthly since the thing in the park, our friendship has become even stronger sometimes our women tease us and say we would be the ideal married couple.
So that's it again you don't know, don't despair, just ask your Jason C. Borowski.