«But the dress is so beautiful! "No! I'm your buddy, I traveled with you through Middle-earth, went to Mordor and to Mount Doom! But that doesn't mean that I will marry you !!!" "But please Sam! It's going to be beautiful! Just look at the wonderful flowers! And the wonderful white!" "Frodo! I think we have very different ideas about friendship!" "But Sam * purr * ... I now know what I really feel for you!" "Neeeeeiiiiin !!!!! Hiiiiilfeeeee !!!!!"