«* Howl * you are so mean ... how can you do that to me * sniff * Boromir of all people ... he tried to steal from me !!!" "Frodo ... we can be friends ... but just the buddy way ... me. Am Not. Gay !!! "" * sniff * Not a little? Not a very little bit? "" No !!! I'm straight !!! "" Why? Not even with me? "" No! Certainly not with you! "" * Howl * * screeching * "" Getting the hormones or what ... "