1.
A fancy elf is running
through a distant world
hops over hill and dale,
and is all alone.
Kill an orc
then runs away
when he sees
what happens to him
the whole army of orcs chases him,
from the desert to the sea.

2.
A little ring makes its way
to a very specific power.
Kullert over mountain and valley,
he has no choice.
Want to get to Mordor
but it gets caught
of a little thing
furry and cute,
that makes him very fuzzy!
Spread there 60 years,
oh, how nice the time was.
Come to a Frodo,
thinks, let's go to Mordor, logo!
But what bad luck
he was completely wrong
is thrown into the mountain of doom,
that was Frodo's work!

3.
Did a Nazgul quarrel
comes ridden by Minas Titith,
ride to Minas Morgul,
to the other Nazgul.

4th
A little hobbit runs over valley and mountain,
is on the way to Mount Doom.
Wears a ring
such a stupid old junk thing.Meets humans, dwarfs and elves,
run through distant worlds.
Set off for the dark land
sent them by Elrond's high council.
Fighting against oliphants and orcs,
want to defeat the dark lord.
Throw the old thing into the mountain of fate
That's it, goodbye you stupid ring!

5.
A cute elf,
from a distant world
called Legolas of Mirkwood,
walks through a forest,
is suddenly run over by 100th Mödels,
Groupies, they are called ...