A fairy tale of mine ... just leafed through my sister's old book of fairy tales, and I came up with a couple of idiotic ideas ... so if I get at least 5 clerks (in the entire FF), the next fairy tale will come ... ^^ (oh god, what a threat> o <)
Incidentally, I took over the direction of my FF, so don't be surprised if it suddenly says kks ... well, let's go ...

Kks: * unlocks the door to the studio after leaving the others in the rain for 30 minutes *

All: * storm in *

Kks: so my dear ones, because today I am allowed to torture you a bit again * muhahaha * we are going to film one of my favorite fairy tales ...

All: * moan *

Sesshomaru: oh man, does that have to be? Can't we just have a nice afternoon with coffee and ginger biscuits?

Kks: no, then the point of this FF would be over! But since you are so delighted to get involved in this film, you can play the leading role ^^

Inuyasha: but why of all people?Sango: * in a whisper to Miroku * ... well, age before beauty ...

Sesshomaru: yeah, finally I get the recognition I deserve!

Kks: ok, since Sesshi is so happy about his role, I'll hand out roles, scripts and costumes to you now, and then we'll start shooting in half an hour!

All but Sesshomaru: * grumble *

Kks: * pulls out an indefinable pile of some colorful stuff * ... aaaaalso, sesshi ...

Sesshomaru:… you shouldn't always call me Sesshi !!!

Kks: ... here, your script, and of course your costume! * throws Sesshomaru a red cap and a basket with a plastic bottle (in which there is plastic wine) and a plastic cake *

Sesshomaru: * catches the stuff *… um… tell me, what should I do with that? I thought I was playing the main role, and not the delivery service?!?

Kks: ... why? Everything is correct! After all, you volunteered for the role of Little Red Riding Hood ... ^^

Everyone: * must suppress laughter *Sesshomaru: ... habadahabada ... * falls over *

Kks: ok, playing with death works pretty well ... so on in the program: Kagura, * throws her an apron * you play the mother of Little Red Riding Hood, Naraku, you play the hunter who shoots the wolf * throw him a rifle and hits exactly on the head * ...

Naraku: * rattle * * goes to the ground next to Sesshomaru *

Kks: ... Kagome * throws her a nightgown and a cap *, you play grandmother, and you Inu Yasha * don't throw anything to him so that he feels disadvantaged *, you do the narrator ... oh, and you play Koga bad wolf * doesn't throw a costume at him either, after all, Koga is a wolf anyway ... ^^ ... *

Koga: ... did you hear that street dog, I can eat my beloved Kagome ...

Kks: ... so, the others play the forest through which Rotsesshi runs, or Shippo you play the flowers that Sesshi picks * throws Sango and Miroku two tree costumes *

Inuyasha: ... why am I the only one who doesn't have a real role and a costume?Buhuuuu ...

Sesshomaru: Oh, people! Not again! In a moment it will be useless again!

Shippo comes in.

Shippo: But really ey!

Shippo goes out again. (ok, of course that only makes sense for the people who have read my FF "Inu Yasha war's" ^^)

Kks:… shut up, I've already thought about playing the plastic wine bottle, but you can be happy that, according to my calculations, you didn't fit in the basket !!!

Inu Yasha: * pug * I don't say anything more * pull in tail * (and woe, anyone thinks wrong here ^^ for dogs it is quite normal that they have a tail)

Kks: ... aaaaalso, if nobody has any more questions ...

Koga: ... how can I eat Kagome? Pure, or do the clothes have to stay on? ...

Kks: ... * slowly losing his nerve * ... ok, again, if nobody, except Koga and I won't answer the question, has more questions, we'll meet here again in half an hour ... and please try Sesshomaru and Naraku to wake up again, it would be a bit stupid if our main actor couldn't do his lines!If you're looking for me, I'm in the insane asylum ... um ... cafeteria to be found ... coffee, I'm coming * disappearing *

Sango: ... so, now someone please explain to me why we are doing this at all?!?

Miroku: ... because of the money?

Sango: ... we don't get any! Next suggestion?

Naraku: ... fame?

Sango: ... not even, our show is broadcast at half past one at night ... any other ideas?

Kagome:… we are kind-hearted and only want the best for everyone?

Sango: ... exactly, and above all our angel Sesshomaru ...

Inu Yasha: ... * think * ... * think * ... * think * ... * pling * ... I know ...

All: * fizz * ...

END part 1 - what will Inuyasha know?

Well, you'll get to know that for at least one picking ^^ ... otherwise I have to say that for the first time I'm at least halfway satisfied with the crap I'm making ... I thank everyone in advance who left me a picking ( especially criticism is always welcome !!!)