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The neverending story of Yami's stupidity
[Or
Yami's infinite stupidity]

-Yamis POV-
`Oh is that a good morning again´ I think and want to get up. Which, however, turns out to be difficult, as I notice in the next moment. However, too late, as always.
At the same moment, I gave the floor its everyday good morning kiss again.
I desperately try to stomp free, but this leads to the bedclothes completely engulfing me.I accidentally pull on something and the next moment something heavier plops onto the bedding that is eating me. I think I pulled on the sheets and threw down the mattress, if not knocked over the whole bed.
I was hoping Yuugi would be right, but apparently we were both wrong. Why did we even spend money on a new bed if that only makes things worse?
I try again unsuccessfully to free myself. Oh, how I miss my old folding bed ... I hear a muffled voice calling from a distance asking whether the bedding is eating me up again.
I want to have my old folding bed again !!! At least that's what always set me free. But only after it had tormented me for a while.
I hear the door of my room opening, someone having a fit of laughter and storming out of the room again. Now I try even more to free myself to prevent the worst.-Yuugi's POV-
I wake up to a dull rumble in the next room. I wonder if I should just lie there, but a look at a photo on my bedside table reminds me that getting up is more worthwhile.
I break out of my bedding and move towards Yami's room. I ask him from afar whether his bedding is eating him up again.
It's the same every morning. And grandfather even had to threaten him that he would be thrown out if he didn't stop thinking the bedding was a monster and sending it into the realm of shadows.
I think the shadowy beings have enough bedding by now, no, I'll even go so far as to say that they are drowning in bedding!
I open the door of my Yami's room, the next moment I roll over on the floor laughing and almost suffocate. All I see of Yami are the tips of his hairstyle, a hand, a few fingers and toes peeking out of this Yami bedding knot that is being flattened by the bed.I pick myself up again and rush downstairs to get the camera. After finding it, I rush back to Yami's room and take a photo of this Yami sandwich.
Then I kindly free him from his bed prison and immediately he tries to get the camera, which of course I won't allow.

-Yamis POV-
Now it's happened again. I'm starting to hate this thing, what did Yuugi call it again? That was something with `F´ and` P´ ..... Fatupath?
Oh, I don't know anymore. All I know is that the things that come out of there are called photos. And that I hate these things. Unless they show my cute Aibou.
But now I'm focusing on getting out of bed prison with Yuugi's help.
As soon as we succeed in doing that, I will rush to him and try to snatch this Fatupath, or whatever the name of the thing may be, out of his hand. However, it has become very good in terms of: How do I defend my Fatupath from my Yami ...With his small size he always escapes me ... shit ...
Does Bakura have such problems too? I hardly think his hikari is dancing around on him.
Yuugi just has no respect for me. I have to raise him sometime ...
But for now I will admit defeat.
Yuugi says he's going to take a shower now. An idea creeps into my head ...
I hear the bathroom door close behind Yuugi, then give him another five minutes and sneak after him. However, my raid ends at the door.
It's a shame, he's finished.
I'll catch him sooner or later.
First I forgive myself in the kitchen, although ... there was something ... Oh, it doesn't matter ... it was certainly not that important. I ignore this strange feeling and want to make breakfast.

-Yuugi's POV-
Suddenly something smells strange.
I quickly turn off the water and dry myself off. I have a very bad suspicion ...
I storm into the kitchen and have to get a bucket of water right away.My suspicions have been confirmed:
Yami tried to make tea and scrambled eggs.
He just doesn't learn not to do that.
Is that SO hard to understand?
I was hoping that after torching the kitchen fourteen times in the past two weeks, he would slowly learn that he just can't cook.
Especially after I forbade him to do it. Now he's getting into trouble. Let's see what kind of punishment I come up with ...

-Yamis POV-
I think I'm really in trouble ... I really need to learn to adapt ...
But now I put on my most innocent look I have and Yuugi's reaction follows immediately.
I look a little offended at the laughing bundle in front of my feet.
What was so funny about it that he laughed himself to death again?
When he notices my gaze, he laughs even harder.
I turn around offended and want to leave ...
I'm almost out of the room when Yuugi runs up to me, hugs me from behind and mumbles something into my shirt."I beg your pardon?" I ask, because you really couldn't understand him.
"Don't be offended ..." comes back a little more clearly this time.
I just can't be angry with Yuugi ... I just want to tell him that when he throws in something.
"It just always looks totally funny when you try to look innocent! You will never achieve an innocent effect with a look like that ..."
He apparently fully understood my intentions. I have to come up with something!
I turn to him and now I take him prisoner with my arms.
"Who says that was my plan? Maybe I just wanted to capture you?"
That was a direct hit. This remark again makes a sweet red tinge appear on his cheeks.

-Yuugi's POV-
Why does Yami always have to confuse me so? I have to change the subject somehow ... I'm pretty uncomfortable with this ...
"Uhhhmmm ..... maybe you want to go to the park today?"
I can tell from his grin that I probably have to endure a lot today, but that won't stop me from annoying him a little.“If so, can we still go into town?” With a nod from Yami, I add “I still have to have the photos developed ...” His eyes widen and he bursts open with a Tarzan-like scream me.
I find myself on the floor again, but this time Yami is on top of me.
He grins at me and plays with my middle streak.
"Mmmmhhhh ... what could I do now ??" he thinks out loud.
"How about releasing Yuugi and going to the park ??" I suggest hopefully and put on my Bambi look.
This look always works. So today too. I see him literally melting away.
"I propose a compromise."
I blink and look at Yami questioningly.
"I'm in favor of us having breakfast first and then going to the park."
"Breakfast is good !! I think if we started right away, my stomach wouldn't go along with it."
We march into the kitchen. Luckily Grandfather is at some toy fair.If he saw the kitchen, I think Yami would be kicked out ...

-Yamis POV-
I grab a slice (1) of bread while Aibou makes himself a cocoa.
I'm just opening my mouth, biting off a piece and I notice that it tastes strange, while Yuugi picks up the cream cheese that I have on my bread and then looks at the parcel in his hand, doubtful and a little worried. Over and over again.
After I've finished this bread, I've had enough.
"Why are you looking at me as if I've grown three heads that look like Bakura, Malik and Kaiba and I have flowers instead of hair?"
"Uuuhhhhmmmm ..... Yami are you okay? No fever? Nothing?"
"Yes I'm fine."
"Are you sure?"
" Yes I am."
"Certainly?"
"Yes, I'm quite sure." What's this all about? Why is he acting so strangely?
"Are you one hundred percent sure?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" he still looks at me doubtfully and worriedly.
"So,... ""Now tell me! It can't be that bad!"
"So ... you did NOT have that cream cheese on your bread, did you?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"
"Uhhhmmm ... he's a little hairy ..."
"This means?"
"It's broken, rotten, inedible, ..."
All the color disappears from my face and I rush to the sink and first drink a few dozen liters of water.
I completely lost my appetite.

-Yuugi's POV-
I look at Yami again and look forward to Jou's reaction when I tell him that.
I mustn't forget my camera right away.
Since Yami has had its own body, it has become my greatest treasure.
Well ... second largest. Yami is and will always be my greatest treasure.
Point. Enough. Death. Finito. End. Out. Silencium. Basta. Salute. (2)
I throw out the cream cheese and just want to smear myself a Nutella roll when I notice that this is also bad.
I sigh and toss this greenish goo in the trash.Yami looks up and gives me a confused look. I grin.
"The cream cheese must be lonely ... so all alone ..."
"And that's why you're throwing away your beloved Nutella?!?"
At that I just nod and Yami apparently gives up on understanding me.
"How about we get something to eat on the way?"
"Yeah ... let's go."
We get dressed and I grab the camera, then we'll be on our way.

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