Translation
Fanfic: Yamis unendliche Dummheit
Chapter: About dolls and small children
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Yeah ... I know I didn't like to keep you all waiting so long ... where I've actually been screaming a lot more ... but I just couldn't get around to uploading something new (in good German: I was closed lazy) well probably can persuade me to update faster * gg **
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(one was for German ...)
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-Yuugi's POV-
Half an hour later we are sitting on a bench, licking ice cream, watching a few children play and enjoying the nice weather and the holidays.
Suddenly I break away from Yami, who has hugged me, grab our trash and look for the nearest trash can.
-Yamis POV-
As soon as Yuugi has disappeared around the next corner with our garbage, a small child comes up to me with a baby in her arms and looks at me with huge eyes."You ~ uncle ~ ??"
It runs down my spine with this voice.
"Yes?"
"Will you take care of my Bibiana for a moment, please?
"Ooh, thank you, thank you dear uncle !!!"
Then this child hugs me, puts a wet kiss on my cheek and another on my mouth before she literally throws this Bibiana into my arms and runs away.
"Aba don't hurt him !!!" she calls before she disappears from my field of vision.
I lift Bibiana up to my eye level and look at her. What should I do with her now? Where's Yuugi? I just can't handle children!
I look at the child again and get a huge shock.
Bibiana starts crying !! No no no!!! Where's Yuugi?!?
I panic and rush through the park, still holding Bibiana up, while I say "YUUGI !!! YUUGI !!!" scream
Some people look at me strangely, but I don't care now.
Because Bibiana is only now starting to cry !!I have to get rid of this kid! Absolutely!
Just where should I put it?
I stop and look at Bibiana again before I look around.
There's a trash can over there! My rescue!
I rush towards the trash can and almost toss Bibiana into it.
I turn around and just want to leave when I notice that Bibiana is suddenly so quiet. I look in the trash can again and see that it is no longer moving.
Kami-sama !! I think I killed her !! Now I have a huge problem!
Yuugi !!!
He's back there!
I run up to him and look him in the face.
"Yami, you are so pale. Is everything okay?"
I can only shake my head.
"So what's going on?"
Before he can ask another question, I take his hand and say: "I think I killed a child ..." and drag him to the garbage can where Bibiana is.
I point to the baby in the garbage can and look a little helplessly at Yuugi, who is now also looking into it.Now he looks at me a little horrified.
"Yami, you are not serious now, are you?"
I just keep looking at him.
"You DON'T think that was a real baby, do you?"
"Tell me I don't have that stupid Yami ..."
I still don't respond.
He sighs and starts in a voice as if trying to explain something to a toddler.
"Mou Hitori No Boku, what you threw in the bin was NOT a real child! It was a doll!"
A doll? Does that mean that I made a fool of myself about a doll here?
I look at him in horror.
"Yami, where did you get the doll from anyway?"
That pulls me out of my stupor.
"Uhhhmmm ... some little girl held her in my arms ... I should take care of it ..."
"That shows how well you can take care of something ..."
I can't let him get away with that!
"Well, I know something that I've taken good care of!"
"And that would be?"
"What is here in front of me!"
So I rush to Yuugi and tickle him. As long as.Until we're interrupted by a voice I know
"You ~ Ooonkelchen ~? Where's Bibiana?"
I think I have to confess to the little one that Bibiana is dead.
I'm just about to say something when Yuugi's voice rings out.
"Bibiana really wanted to have an ice cream and go shopping, but Yami, the big one (1) here, had to wait for me, she already went ahead."
And I always thought that Yuugi, the cute, innocent little Yuugi, would never, ever lie. Well, apparently I was wrong.
"What's your name anyway, little one? Well, as I said, that's Yami and I'm Yuugi."
"I'm Lucretia. And where do you want to meet Bibiana? Can we go there?"
"You go to the ice cream parlor with Yami while I look at the mall. How do you like that?"
"AU YES !! Will I get some ice cream too, Ooonkelcheeeen?"
She looks at me again.
"Of course Yami will buy you an ice cream too !!
I believe Yuugi is planning something. No, I'm even sure he's planning something.The best thing to do is just play along.
"You Aibou? Then you have to give me money."
Then he grins at me and puts a twenty in my hand and pushes me to Lucretia.
"See you two soon!"
And he's gone. What should I do with Lucretia now? Fortunately, she answers that question for me.
"You ~ Ooonkelchen ~? Can we go for an ice cream now? Or two? Or three?" Then she grabs my hand and pulls me behind her while I stumble after her to the next ice cream parlor.
As soon as we find the nearest ice cream parlor, I seriously start to doubt whether this kid is okay.
For about twenty minutes, Lucretia has been asking me whether she would rather eat one or the other or a completely different ice cream, but I don't care what kind of ice cream she eats, as long as it goes quickly.
“Duuuu ~ Uncle ~?” She tugs at my sleeve.
"Yes?"
"I want the ice cream here!"
Has she really made up her mind or am I hallucinating?"Or do I prefer that?"
As I said. Wishful thinking.
The waiter comes up to us.
"Have you made up your mind what to eat?"
"You have to ask the little one here. I'm just her wallet."
"Well ... I want to ..." Before she can say anything else, I interrupt her.
"But at first you only get ONE ice cream, after that we can look again."
"Whaaas ?? You-you-can-you-can't-do that, O-uncle!"
Oh no! What have I been up to now?
"Please don't cry, Luki! You can choose one later if you like!"
Half of the café is now looking at us and I'm sure my face is bright red.
"Really?"
"Yes!" As desperate as I am right now, I would do anything! Well, of course I wouldn't crawl around on the floor in front of Bakura, but ... After all, he doesn't know my thoughts! I hope...
Now Luki has suddenly stopped crying, is smiling all over his face again and is making the sun congruent."Then I want some spaghetti ice cream!"
What have I got into here? Wait a moment! Yuugi was the one who turned me on Lucretia! He will pay me for that! I'm starting to forge some plans for revenge, which definitely have something to do with chocolate and a tied yuugi.
Lucretia is radiant again when she gets her desired ice cream.
Man ... what small children can be happy about.
I glance over at her again and notice that she can't seem to hit her mouth properly.
Sighing, I grab a serving and slide over to Lucretia.
"Come here! You're very dirty."
I'm just starting to clean them up when three girls walk in and immediately start screaming.
"Oh God! Isn't that cute ?!"
"Can you also be rented?"
"How cute is that now?"
They pinch us in the cheeks like only aunts or old grannies do when they see me and Yuugi cuddling or just visiting grandfather.I look angry at these very ... adorable ladies, which they don't seem to notice. Why should they? They are far too absorbed in tormenting Lucretia and me. I wouldn't have had a problem with it, if only they annoyed Lucretia so, a ... I think I'll change my mind again. I have a problem with them teasing Luki. Because I will be allowed to pay for it again after all appearances. Lucretia is just starting to cry. No, I am correcting myself. She starts crying and throws herself in my arms, which totally overwhelms me and makes the girls have a fit of cuteness. I look at the little monster in my arms and think about how I can calm her down. I start to rub her back lightly, which I always do with Yuugi when he was sad. Isn't it strange that I only now notice that I haven't held and calmed Yuugi for a long time. To be honest with myself, I miss it.But now I have to focus on the present. Lucretia has calmed down a bit, but still doesn't let go of me. I look up at the girls angrily and open my mouth.
"Don't you want to disappear so slowly? Don't you see that we don't want such annoying witches here?" The fact that I think that Lucretia is actually just as bad as these women is once again ignored by me. But apparently I have had success with my words and don't have to turn to other pages. Because these witches mumble something about "What a shame ... the good-looking ones apparently always have a bad character ... so bad ..." and "The way he behaves, he is surely taken ..." and sit down to someone else Table in this cafe.
I stroke Lucretia on the back again before letting go of her again.
"Finish your ice cream. Those witches are gone now."
She nods and goes back to devouring her ice cream.I close my eyes and enjoy this short break in which she doesn't say anything.
However, this pause does not last long.
"You ~ uncle?"
"Yes?"
"I'm done. Can we go?"
Nanu! Doesn't she want any more ice cream now? I better stay still, otherwise it'll take forever again.
I pay and we finally make our way to the shopping center.
This time it's just my stupid comment that you don't need xD:
1. * Cough attack * * suffocate * X.X
I think I like the child * gg * I probably have to use it more often * lol * does anyone mind? * gg **
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