Disclaimer: phew, don't forget -. - oh dear, why can't Vegeta at least belong to me (I mean copyright: P) nya, as I said ... Vegeta does NOT belong to me! * howling * just like other characters from DBZ and DBZ themselves don't belong to me either ... but Son Gotan and Siona are mine !!

Again one of countless DBZ fairy tales xD but I had to write this one. A gag fairy tale.

I also added a bit of Japanese here .... And Vegeta's speech is ... nya, basically also a bit of slang (so ... Osaka slang ... you can probably compare it with German Gossen language) but normal to well-groomed at home. Then Gotan's speech ... is pure slang! Queen Vegeta's speech is normal ... nya, actually it should be fine "Japanese", but here she talks like a housewife xD hm ... And King Vegeta ... Nya, he also speaks normal to high-pitched.

"" = literal speech

// // = thought speech (?)

Begin:

The Saiyan nation's greatest treasure was their only prince .....

And so one day the prince was walking through the local gardens of the palace.As is so often the case, he was bored ... even if he had to train to protect his future kingdom. Prince Vegeta didn't want to see the same four walls all the time.

And so he just went into the garden to relax. On the side he played with the ball he had found in the treasury. The sphere was golden and there were 7 red stars in it. Not that anyone would miss the ball ... it was only one of 7 ... But the prince found it breathtakingly beautiful and always wanted it around him. (* lol *)

Well, and as fate played along, he accidentally did not catch the ball and it fell into the well he was just passing.

"Oh shit!!" the Saiyan prince exclaimed in horror.

Vegeta hopped around the fountain ... he was embarrassed that it had happened. Today he was wearing clothes that weren't allowed to get wet ... A little later in the day there was an important banquet (Banké ... yes, that's something to eat) and he had to be well dressed ... His mother was already pissed off because he always tore so many clothes during training.Well what to do

Suddenly the water splashed up and Vegeta flinched back. He had just seen a bizarre figure plunge into the water and swim to the bottom of the well.
Then that ... person reappeared.

"Is that your ball polluting my well, you dwarf ?!" the figure asks indignantly.

"Grrrr .... Yes .... fish them out for me ... dwarf myself!" said Vegeta.

"And what do I get for it?"

"hmpf .... I'll think about that when you've done it!" demanded the prince.

"So ... aren't you the Saiyan prince?" asked the diver.

"Am I ... and?"

"Well ... If I manage to get the ball high ... then I can eat with you (he means eat), scrounge at you (he means sleep) .... and I'll tell you the third one later .... "

"WAAAAAS ?! Do you still have them all? Why should I grant you that ?!" Vegeta was horrified.

"Nya, the well is deep ..... I could suffocate on the way ...."

But Vegeta was very attached to the ball ... it was said that when all 7 are together, one could wish for something ... he thought it was a fairy tale ... but even if it wasn't true ... he thought the ball was just beautiful!If only because it was so perfect with all the stars.

"It's okay, it's okay! You should have your way ... Dive already, or should I make fins for you?" Vegeta ducked the less docile diver under the water.

The diver sank back to the bottom of the well and was no longer visible for a few minutes ... The well was actually very deep ... And the minutes seemed to become hours ... and it took longer and longer ... but finally the young man reappeared, ball in hand.

"Here you go, old man!" he threw the bullet in his head.

"Tst." But before the bullet touched his skull, he caught the bullet. // he's fast // thought the prince.

"What's your name?" Vegeta finally asked.

“Son Gotan.” Was the answer.

So the youth followed the prince back to the palace.

"Tadaima!" (I'm back!)

"Okaerinasai (welcome home) ..... eh, who did you bring with you?" the queen asked her son.

"um ... that needs a longer explanation.""I have time!" answers the queen happily.

... So the prince explained how he got to this guy ... and then it was time for dinner.

"Itadakemasu (enjoy your meal)!" everyone wished.

We ate in the large dining room. There was a long table, as you know it from fairy tales and such. Gotan sat next to Prince Vegeta and the Queen dined next to her husband (next to her husband, the king). There was a voracious silence. Until the king spoke ...

"Son ... what kind of amoeba is sitting next to you?"

For this he earned a withering look from Gotan, which he countered with an equally withering look.

"Well ... I owe him something. * Munch * ... therefore .... * chew * you don't care, To-san ... * gulp *" replied the addressee.

"How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth open !!" his mother admonished him resignedly.

"Yes, really ... you are probably over 30 ... you should have understood that chattering with full hatch is ugh!" Gotan intervened and stole something from the neighbor Teller.Vegeta-chan blushed .... "What are you interfering. Besides ... I saw that!" He grabbed his chopsticks and started a dogfight with the wooden chopsticks .... In front of Gotan and Vegeta were different ones Bowls or other vessels filled with food. Whenever Vegeta wanted to take something, Gotan snatched it from his chopsticks.
(the boy is clever ... he came out of the gutter and had to fight the pigeons for his food!)
But it was the other way around. The king and queen looked at it sometimes surprised and interested, but sometimes very disparagingly.

After all, there was no longer any food to fight for.

"Are you ready now?" the king finally asked resignedly.

"uh ..." "uh ..." pretty embarrassing the whole thing ... but while they were fighting, they forgot everything around them ...

"As a punishment you will not attend the banquet tonight, son." The father decided.

And so the prince trotted into his bedchamber, followed by Gotan ..."So this is your cave? Nya, in need of a little overhaul, but otherwise all right ..." Gotan said and threw himself on the bed with relish.

"grr .... it's all your fault !!" Vegeta was a little bit pissed off. "I don't really care about the banquet! But you embarrassed me in front of my family! OFF MY BED!" he hissed and threw the young man off his bed.

"Nana ... not so hard, master!" Gotan muttered.

"Besides, you STINK !!" complained the prince.

"So? What do you expect? That I smell like a French perfume shop? 1. I come out of the gutter and 2. I swam around in the fountain because of you ... that I haven't caught a cold yet is pure luck!"

"Speaking of fountains ... you ate at my place and you've already been to my bed ... isn't it time you left?" grumbled Vegeta.

"No." Certain Gotan.

"WHY?!"

"because I have to sleepin your bed! And the third thing I haven't told you yet ..." Gotan defended himself."And that would be?" he wanted to know.

"Third, you have to kiss me!"

"Why should I do that? Am I gay? Are we in a fairy tale ?? !!"

“I don't know.” Gotan admitted.

"Grrrr ... Enough now! OUT OF HERE !!!" Vegeta roared at his uninvited guest and kicked him out into the fresh air.

But as soon as Gotan was outside, he grinned at his contract breaker.

“why ...?” the prince paused.

"Muahahahahahahahaha! That's what you get!" He opened his dirty jacket a little and some jewels came to light ... and all 7 golden balls with their red stars. Then the young man's eyes frowned again.
"You did not adhere to my conditions! ... You will pay for it ... for all eternity !!" he shouted and then he disappeared into the darkness of the night, which was just covering the land and its inhabitants like a veil.

The prince continued to stand on the balcony of his room and stared into the darkness that soon stretched endlessly over the land......

The next day ... a cloaked figure came into the palace.

"I have come !! To make your doom !!" promised this figure.

"Why? What did we do?" asked the queen.

"Not you! Your son threw the gutter boy out yesterday instead of releasing him from his torments .... he did not meet these unsuspecting conditions that this young man placed on him .... Now he should pay for it! Me will send plagues over this land and your palace ... until the prince agrees to obey the conditions. "The robed figure explained in a smoky voice. You couldn't make out his face, though.

"Son!" demanded the king.

After a while the prince came ...

"uaaahhh. Did I sleep well .... what's going on ?!"

"How are you walking around, son ?!" asked the father indignantly.

"Hm?" the prince was still in his pajamas .... Well ... you shouldn't walk around like that during the day (3:00 p.m.).After the Saiyan prince changed his clothes, he was informed of his offense and the consequences.

"What? No! No way, he won't come here again!" he protested violently.

"Well, so be it!" threatened the one in the robe. "I will now prepare the first plague for you ..." He took his staff ... A simple staff, carved from durable wood ... and threw it before the king and his son.

The staff grew into a mighty snake and hissed at the 2 Saiyajin. The snake unfolded its even more powerful fangs and sprayed a caustic liquid that tore the father and son away from under their feet. The two could fly, but ...

"If the acid gets us we are like the earth, do something, son. You are responsible for it after all!"

"I'm trying!" said Vegeta and hit the snake.

He dodged her and kept trying, but the snake was very agile due to its sleek body and repeatedly dodged the prince's blows and kicks.Finally he caught the cobra after all ... He nailed it down (not specified) and killed it with a ki beam.

But the old man in the robe just laughed in amusement. "If you think you can escape my curses, you are wrong! I will now come back