every day until you have decided to redeem Son Gotan ..." With these words, the man in the robe disappeared.

"Finally he's gone ..."

But the next day it was repeated ...

The old man in the robe stood at the gates of the palace again and repeated his threat.

"Are we here at" Groundhog Day "? We don't give alms, get off, dude!" Vegeta called to him and poured a bucket of fish heads floating in water onto the figure in the robe.

The old man glared at him from under the hood.

"* gulp *" it was a bit hard ...

The water that had spread around the man in a pool turned blood red in an instant. Vegeta hadn't noticed, but the one in the robe had uttered a magic formula.The old man turned and left again.

"Well ..." Vegeta calmed down again.

In the evening...

"Oh, there's nothing like a bath after a hard day of training ..." said Vegeta happily.

But before he could rest in the oversized tub, he noticed that something was wrong ... The whole basin was not filled with water, but with BLOOD.

"IEEEEEH !!!"

He jumped out of the "water", wrapped a towel around himself and complained to his servants. But they told him that the water was this color everywhere.

"That can't be possible !!" Vegeta ran around everywhere ... he even ran into the palace gardens to see if the water there was blood red too.

And yes, all the fountains and ponds there were the same color! ... Except for the well where Gotan met days ago. The water was filthy with earth and it stank ... but not as much as the bloody waters of the palace.

"yuck! .... argh, if you have to ...."But before he could get in, something rustled in the bush.

"Do you understand it now ...? The world is not just made of luxury and beauty ..."

"!!"

The old man had stepped out from behind the bush.

"Do you want to redeem the boy now? ... If you do, I will lift the curse and you can wash yourself again with normal water." Commanded the old man.

"Nonsense! I'd rather die!"

"Oh what ..? Do you seriously believe that I will destroy Son-Gotan's only possibility of salvation? You have given yourself too high hopes!" laughing, the old man went away, leaving a humiliated Vegeta behind.

"That ass ..."

The next day...

"How long does it take to change the water pipes?" asked the queen naively.

"Oh darling ... I've already explained to you a thousand times: they don't change the pipes, we have been cursed!" the king explained to her a thousand and one times. "Vegeta, don't you want to go and redeem the boy? ...you cannot bathe in the garden forever .... "

"Pff ... but that's exactly what he wants ... we'll see who can hold out longer." The prince's pride did not tell him to give in.

And the old man was promptly seated at the royal breakfast table.

"Oh, if I knew that there would still be guests, I would have put a place on the table." said the queen.

"Thanks, not necessary. I'm only here for one thing ..." said the man in the robe soothed.

"How did you get in here ?!" Vegeta-Ouji snapped. (Ouji = prince)

"Believe me, Prince ... I'll get everything I want ..." the man said only slightly. "But I think I'll be on time ... I see you are having breakfast?"

“Grrrr!” Vegeta was loaded to the limit. // He's definitely up to something nasty again. //

And guess right, He did! He just waved his hand a little and little green balls came flying over the terrace.

"Ieeeeeh!" the queen moaned when she saw one of the green balls land on her plate.It wasn't balls, it was frogs !! (Namek to be precise)

But Prince Vegeta was unimpressed. He was a Saiyajin and therefore a gourmet by nature ... he just grabbed one of the frogs and cooked it on a low flame ... yummy!

"Well wait .... because I'm so generous today, there are 2 curses for the price of one today, DA!" the man bent down and pointed his finger in the dust ...

The dust turned into wasps, flies, and mosquitoes. These insects flew all over the room, filling the air with their threatening hum. Some of them sat down on the breakfast tray with jam, Nutella and whatever other sweet things you can find. More of the insects threw themselves on the Saiyajin who were in the room and plagued them with their buzzes, spines and trunks. Because it was female mosquitoes that sucked the blood!

"STOP!!" shouted the prince at last.

Everything froze. All the frogs and all the insects that had previously moved through the entire room like in a huge swarm, stopped as if time itself had frozen them.But wrong, the old man had stopped the whole spectacle to be all ears of the prince.

"Well, I hear ... are you ready to obey the terms of Son Gotan?"

"Hmpf" Vegeta was running down in rivulets of sweat and he thought ... "Well ..." he finally said ...

"I can't hear you ..." the man in the robe said provocatively.

"YES, DAMN!"

"Well then." The old man grinned.

And so he raised his hand and all the insects and frogs became soap bubbles that happily floated through the room ..... in between the relieved looks of the king and queen and the disgruntled look of the prince // Why always me? //.

"The water only comes back when the prince has fulfilled the requirements ... you guys!" And with these words the old man went up in smoke.

But all of a sudden it turned black.

"Damn it, what ... why did the old man ... this time?" Vegeta asked angrily.

You could see the city from the terrace, which was home to all kinds of Saiyajins.Rich and poor ... The poor lived in ghettos so that the richer Saiyajin could live more safely ...
Suddenly a mighty figure loomed over the skyline of this city! It was a dragon as it appeared in Chinese sagas ... a so-called long dragon.

"Just look!" said the queen needlessly.

"That ... that must be the dragon that appears when you summon the dragon balls ... but I always thought we had the balls ... Vegetaaaaa ?!"

The prince was about to sneak away when his father called him by his name again for the first time in a long time.

"Eh ... no time, I have to go!" he shouted ... and with that he was gone.

Vegeta flew straight to the kite, hoping to see Gotan there. And right, he was also standing at the kite's foot.

"Huh ?!" Gotan was very surprised to see Vegeta one more time.

"What are you doing here, Vegeta?" he asked the newcomer.

".... I have to ..... finally meet the conditions .... What are you doing with the balls ?!""I finally want clean water ... to drink, you understand? Oh, I'm so glad that you want to do it now!"

“Hey, stop it!” Gotan threw himself up to Vegeta to cuddle him, but the prince pushed him away. "You can call the dragon back, we don't need him ..."

"Yes, but ... you don't want to break my curse ..." Gotan doubted. "I want to wish for water and to break the curse ... then you can go back to your little world."

"HEY! I AM WAITING FOR YOUR WISH !!" urged the dragon.

"ph ... maybe it won't be that bad ... once you wash yourself ..." Vegeta wrinkled her nose.

“Really ?!” Gotan was happy. "SHENLONG !! YOU CAN WITHDRAW!"

The dragon did as he was told and withdrew. The balls flew up into the sky and scattered in 7 directions, in which they could only be found again in a year.

Only now did Vegeta notice how dirty the area was.He wanted out of here as soon as possible.

"And now?" asked Gotan.

"Oh, I forgot ... the water is still bloody! You can't wash yourself!" remarked Vegeta // I idiot! //

"Oh? And how did you wash yourself? But you don't have to notice the smell anymore, right?"

Vegeta thought about it and decided it was true. Because he had to wash himself in the "dirty" well, over time his nose has suppressed this earthy smell. (Scientifically proven).

And so both flew to the palace and Vegeta had to fulfill the conditions again. Eating together (again with a food fight this time), sleeping ... and finally the kiss.

The next morning...

"You have never kissed before, have you?" asked Gotan in the glow of the morning sun.

"That's so Eeeeeeklig!">. <

"Maybe if you stop fighting back, Prince-chan, you'll start to like it!" Gotan said playfully.

"You're a queer!" Vegeta came to the decision."Hmph ... will you say that after the kiss?" Gotan doubted.

Gotan didn't want to wait any longer. He leaned forward and quickly kissed Vegeta on the mouth. And before Vegeta could complain, Gotan started to glow. The glow grew stronger and stronger until it finally filled the whole room.

Vegeta thought she was almost going blind when the light finally faded.

And where Gotan had sat before, sat a beautiful young Saiyajin woman. Vegeta was enchanted ... he couldn't utter a word.

"...."

"Finally redeemed ... that took a long time, Veggie!" the young woman complained. "My name is no longer Gotan ... my real name is Siona and I am also a princess!" Her eyes bored into the now more in love prince.

"... I ..."

"It's okay ... I hope the water is finally blue again and not red ..." With these words she went over to the sink and let water run into it.
"Yes! It's back!" Siona was happy.She took off her clothes and did a cat wash.
"You should do that too, Vegeta!" she recommended to him, half turned.

"... h ..." Vegeta had trouble looking at her.

(Okay, this is going to be hentai for me now ...: P)

It wasn't long before they both discovered how much they loved each other. They married, and if they haven't died, they are still in love today.

-END-

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Connections:

The base is from the Frog King.
The 7 balls are dragon balls.
The 7 curses of Moses and the 10 commandments.
And before the old man comes out of the bush in his robe ... I just say "talking bush"! does not burn, but it doesn't matter xD is also from Moses ...
But as you can see, 7 is a magic number in all cultures! Why? Ask me easier ...

But somehow I don't succeed in a gag story .... at least not in the long run -. - * möp * at least it remained a one-shot.

So, please hand it in at the cloakroom (guest book).