Manitou's shoe
~ Title ~: The Manitou's Shoe
~ Author ~: Ney Naoe aka Redney (nittle_gasper@yahoo.de)
~ Series / Film ~: White Cross / Shoe of Manitu
~ Rating ~: PG
~ Warning ~: Parody, crossover, SPOILER for film + series, Shounen-Ai (who's surprised?)
My second movie-anime crossover!
~ Disclamer ~: White Cross doesn't belong to me, Guilty doesn't belong to me (FUCK),
Farf also not (DUPPELFUCK) and all the other guys and girls ...
oh you already know.
I also have no rights to "Der Schuh des Manitu", Winetouch, Ranger and so on.
I don't want to earn any money with this, I just write out of madness
("Father have you what a poor acolyte? I'm a Catholic!" * Crazy laughs *[© The Exorcist])
~ Comment ~: This parody happens on the parody "Der Schuh des Manitu" by Michael "Bully" Herbig, available on VHS and DVD.
© 2002 Universum Films GmbH & Co. KG and Michael Herbig
[[www.schuh-des-manitu.de]]
A: my comments
~ Roles ~:
Abahatchi Guilty (Shuachi)Ranger Farfarello (Ranjei)
Winetouch Ran Fujimija (Rantatsch)
Uschi Birman (Buschi)
Cunning Lurch Reiji Takatori (stupid fallow deer)
Dimitri Omi (Omitri)
Santa Maria Brad Crawford (Santa DAX)
Hombre Nagi (Nambre)
Slave at the window Ken (Kenbo)
old Indian momoe
gray star Persia (gray beard)
fake rabbit Yohji Kudo (horny bumbler)
Apollo 13 Ayachan (Ayachan 13)
Jacqueline Manx (Manxi)



This list is for orientation (and for shock relief) * gg *
The content of the film was also slightly changed and / or shortened.

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"..." spoken
//...// Schuachi's loud thoughts

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In the year 'the devil knows', the construction of the railway line in western America triggered a large wave of white settlers.
They all poured into the land that once belonged to the Indians.
At that time, Schuhachi, the chief of the Apaches, was saved by a white northerner named Ranjei in the winter sales.Now the custom of the Apaches demanded blood brotherhood from the two.
They had no choice, Schuhachi and Ranjei did what tradition required of them.

Schuhachi: "NO CURSE I DON'T WANT!"
Ranjei: "DON'T PRESENT YOURSELF YOU ARE THE INDIAN! (Hehe blood)"

One quick cut ("Was that too deep?" "I'm not a slaughter pig, does that tell you what?") And it was done!

THE SHOE OF THE MANITU

The sun made the prairie shine in a distinctive, beautiful light as the eagles circled
and the deer tried to keep the rabbits, all male, off their legs.
It was really a shame that the macho vultures in the area dragged and fed all the female bunnies
..... but well, deer legs were also a replacement.
Our heroes rode just like their blood and their ............
Habits required across the prairie.
But this time it wasn't a happy job they had to do!* The village of the Shoshone *

While some were repositioning their tents and a young warrior offered his arrowhead, they reached their goal.
All eyes were on them as they approached the chief's wigwam, "silly fallow deer", over the main path of the village.
Alarmed by the shouts of the others, the old man shot out.
After a scrutinizing look, the medicine man knew: "Hey, who of you killed" horny bums? "
"Öööööhm ...... sorrow and ..... uummmm are reflected in Schuhachi's face"
"At the moment it only reflects chocolate ..."
"Shit ... better that Ranjei?"
"Yes, I think so ..."
"Where was I? Ah yes, there is sadness and pain on my face.
Dark clouds are gathering over the country where the Shoshone live beautifully! "
"Fuck text .."
"Schuhachi and his blood brother Ranjei say 'Hi' to the chief of the Shoshone permeable fallow deer"
All: * gawk *
"His name is stupid fallow deer ..."
"What?"
"stupid not permeable!"// Don't eat both? //
The chief's gaze showed unbridled anger.
"You bring us dead chief son! YOU ARE A KILLER!"
//Great! // * twitch *

Shortly afterwards, the blood brothers were already at their second favorite occupation.
"Great .... a torture stake ...."
Despite desperate attempts to sneak in on the chief ("Mei nice that's a lovely dog!" "THAT'S MY SECOND SON!") Our heroes were assured that they would not see the next sunrise.
Schuhachi resorted to the most terrible, atypical, cruelest possibility:
"Ok then I'll tell you the truth now!"
"I may live to see!"
//Snout! //
"We had an appointment with a real estate agent from Wyoming, some lacquer monkey, you know ... well, okay, I read an ad in the newspaper shortly before that!
I quote: 'As good as new saloon in a quiet location immediately available without any transfer' "

~ Flashback ~

The saloon was there, really a nice corner in the middle of the endless expanse of the West American deserts and there they were ... the EMPLOYEES!While one was busy with the dripping roof (what does that mean he was watching it drip) and the other was polishing his weapon, the last one was lazing around.
Schuhachi did not want to miss this and had borrowed money from the Shoshone.
"INDIANS"
"Servus!"
And then he appeared, the man with the most reflective glasses in the whole of the West, with the cleanest shoes, with the highest stocks ...... SANTA DAX!
The light first reflected off his glasses and then traveled down the buttons of his jacket to the white gold spurs.
"Bugger me......"
"I AM BLIND!"
"It sure hurts God to have shoes like that ..."
// SHUT UP AND HELP ME! //

Shortly afterwards and punctually as Schosonen are, the youngest son of the chief, horny bumbler, arrived.
With him also a dozen women he had picked up somewhere but that is not important now .....
Schuhachi greeted him and introduced everyone to each other, but at first horny bumbler was so free and greeted Santa Dax: "How's the old stick-with-wrong-end-eater?"(Of course that was in Shoshone still was his blood in the head)
But then Schuachi finally came.
"May I introduce you? Geiler Rammler, Santa DAX, Santa DAX, Ranjei, Ranjei, Santa DAX,
Geiler Rammler, Santa, Rammler Chief son of the tribe of the Shoshone! "
"Show Schoschonen!"
"Elaborate and such shoes ....... God weeps blood!"
// Shut up Irish! //

The deal was perfect and Schuhachi was the proudest Indian in the world!
"So term 15 years, monthly interest 35.8% plus the statutory VAT!"
"What?"
Now it was clear why horny bumbler had got this job.
"He really speaks a nasty dialect!" // And unfortunately there is total emptiness in his skull //
After Santa DAX had received his money, he even gave Schuhachi a bottle of fire water for free!
"I will baptize you in your name ..."
"Take what is already on it."
"APACHEN PUB!"

Schuhachi opened the champagne with a loud bang ....... and the outside wall of the saloon went with the cork."Schuhachi?"
"Yes?"
"I would complain to the church! * Knife leak *"
* twitch *
Amid the screams of the assembled femininity (and most of them had already fled at the sight of Santa DAX men anyway)
tried horny rammers to get his money back, but unfortunately failed because of a nasty "condoms for free" trap that Santa DAX had installed in advance
(Does the devil know how he knew that horny bumbler would come from)
and before our two boys knew it, the culprit with gold and Armani horse was over the mountains.
The only thing left to them were a dead Schoschone and a 'one-wall' saloon.
"Close his eyes!"
"It does not work!"
"Take your hairspray!"

~ End of review ~

Dumb Deer stared at the two in disbelief.
"You steal my gold, kill my son and now ..... you are also character assassinating the bodyguard of stupid fallow deer!"
Santa Dax appeared with a grin.
"THESE ARE YOUR SON'S KILLERS!""Ok then until dawn ........"
"An Apache in a mess!"
"Loud mouth ...."
"Well he can afford it, he has a branded horse!"
// STOP THOSE .... //
After the guard was in place and the whole situation was discussed like adults,
("THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME NOW" "YES WHAT?" "POINTLESS SLIDING UP AND READING ALL DAY" "WHAT ELSE SHOULD I DO?" "LUNDERING CHURCHES IF SOMETHING DIFFERENT!")
They all went to bed to be able to celebrate at sunrise.
(Or die depending)
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so I only continue to write when I get commis ^ - ^