Old age meets snot or 'revenge is sweet'

Aloha Leutz, that's my first Yaoi and also One Piece FF ... I hope I don't mess too much XD

"LAND IN SIGHT" shouted one of the many marines on the ship. Smoker rose from his seat and went to the rail. They had waited a long time for this moment, because Puma D. Ace was supposed to be on the island. The corners of the Marian captain's mouth twitched, a small grin could be heard on his face. How long had he longed for this day? A month or two? He couldn't say exactly either, he just wanted the impudent kid to pay home what he had done to him back then. He was reluctant to think back to that day ... no one was allowed to talk about it, because otherwise he could voluntarily go from the ship to the sea to say 'hello' to the sea kings. The closer they got to the island, the better the captain felt and his vengeance increased.The time had finally come, Smoker could enter the island and go in search of the snot spoon he was looking for. When the dreaded Captain of Mary entered the city, it was swept empty by pirates and crooks.
Since the gray-haired man became extremely thirsty, he decided to treat himself to a beer first, whereupon he went straight to a restaurant and entered. "A beer," he ordered rather than saying it normally. The keeper immediately obeyed. After several sips of his beer, someone else sat down next to him and ordered the same. Smoker didn't look at the person next to him ... but something caught his eye, the color orange on the head of the person sitting next to him. // There is only one person who is so tired of life and sits right next to me ... Puma D. Ace. // Very slowly the captain turned his head in Ace's direction, who now also looked at Smoker and put on his well-known stupid grin. "Hello ~, you're still alive ... I didn't expect it," Ace said, amused.The older one did not have to wait long for his answer. "Yes, you can see again and again ... 'Weeds don't go away' or how was that?" Smoker looked at the younger man with his familiar, sullen look. "That's right, but I had thought you unfortunately ~ already passed away because of your old age ... but it was nothing ...", the pirate joked on like mad. Most of all, Smoker would like to stretch out and whack the cheeky kid so much that he only saw neon-orange hats ... but with that he would be doing him another favor.
"Be careful what you say, brat ... or it could get pretty uncomfortable for you." The fire fist's grin widened. “By 'uncomfortable' you mean that I'm going to rot miserably in a cell and have just as gray hair as you ... no, thank you very much." The anger of the Marian captain grew bigger and bigger. As if he hadn't thought of it, he immediately remembered 'The Thing'.Just as he was about to get up to finally get back at Ace, Tashigi walked into the bar.
"Captain Smoker, sir ... we got a message from the headquarters that the fire fist is supposed to be here on the island," she reported. As if they didn't already know, but Tashigi's mind had probably stopped again - that was definitely Smoker's opinion. Only now did Tashigi's eyes fall on the young man next to Smoker. "Hello, don't I know you from somewhere?" Asked the lieutenant. "No, not that I know of," Ace replied with a - for him- carmant smile. "Oh, could have been ... are you a friend of Captain Smoker?", She asked curiously. Smoker slapped his hand against his forehead. He'd never looked at anything like that before, and even for Tashigi it was stupid. "Well, I'm not just a friend, I'm his cousin ..." Ace had a lot of fun duping the girl and choking Smoker.The rage rose to his face in the form of blush, and an almost killing look met the pirate. "Ohh, then you are almost one of us ...", smiled the ignorant. Meanwhile, Smoker was lighting a cigar; the idea of ​​the fire fist would probably go on for some time, and even Smoker found it amusing, so he didn't stop his ignorant lieutenant.
A whole hour had passed before the conversation finally ended. Smoker was visibly relieved because he was plagued by a headache, which was probably due to the strange conversation. "I have to look further then. If you see the fire fist, please catch it", Tashigi said goodbye. Ace just shouted "Yeah, I'll do it" afterwards, but then gave Smoker his full attention again.
"Hach ~, I didn't even know that Mariene still had such nice employees." Ace's comment made Smoker look up. "Well, Mariene is just blessed with kindness," replied Captain Smoker sarcastically.The constant grin, which was already widening again with the pirate, really got on Smoker's nerves. "Oh really ~? I always thought they would get old semolina graves from the old people's home to keep a certain reputation, which they have already lost." Ace should slowly shut up, because Smoker got up and brought out sea stone handcuffs. The boy also felt the pirate Smoker's sea stone stick in the cross, as he had already positioned himself behind the pirate in order to put him out of action more easily. "Puma D. Ace ... I think you know what's coming ... but I still have to get rid of it again. So ~: You are under arrest." A feeling of elation flitted through Smoker's body. So he had finally achieved his goal. "Oh really ~? I thought you'd take me to dinner now." Smoker gave himself his answer, put the handcuffs on him and pulled him out of the inn to the Marieneschiff behind him.
Arrived there, Lieutenant Tashigi also met him immediately."But Captain Smoker, Sir ... why did you arrest your cousin?" Tashigi looked at him with wide eyes. "Tashigi ... just shut your mouth", Smoker grumbled and stopped in front of Tashigi. "But Smoker .. you old semolina. So Lieutenant Tashigi, I'll explain to you why these bondage games are fun for him," announced the fire fist. "So ~ ... our smoker here already had fun with bondage games as a child, by the way, I had to stop there. Since his mother - God have the good wife - was a doctor, Smoker always put on her pink smock around me To examine. "Smoker didn't find that funny anymore and his eyes darkened. Ace had meanwhile bent to Tashigi's ear and whispered: "Well, our cute little captain here is gay and loves me .... secretly we also have a relationship, he just wants to take me into his cabin with these handcuffs . "Ace smiled, and Tashigi couldn't shut her mouth at all."But Captain Smoker, sir ... I didn't even know that ... and of course I'll keep it to myself," the lieutenant promised. The gray-haired man just gave her a hated look and left the deck with Ace in tow. He dragged him quite roughly in a dungeon. "VEROTTE, YOU FAGO!" He grumbled in a rather loud tone. "No ~, don't feel like ... but you could show me your gently curved bottom again", the vice-captain tried to provoke Smoker even further.
He left the room with a bright red head and went straight to his cabin. With one kick he opened the door loudly, which immediately fell off its hinges and thundered against the desk. // Fucking pirate people // he complained mentally. The captain decided to treat himself to a warm shower first.
At the same time, Tashigi entered the dungeon door. She quickly noticed Ace, who was lying on a cot and staring at the ceiling. "What are you doing here?Are your games over yet? ", she asked with a big grin. Ace got up and looked at Tashigi." Well ... he forgot me here ... he just wanted to go get something quickly. Could you maybe free me so I can go to him? "Ace smiled." Yeah, sure. "Tashigi pulled a spare key from her pocket and opened the cell." But why did Smoker put her in a special cell with sea stone sticks? ", she asked without further ado." Well, he was probably quite out of place ... but take it easy, it comes with age.
The girl giggled. "You seem to have known each other for a long time ... well then, I wish you a lot of fun." Ace had already arrived at the door when he turned around again. "We will surely have that ..." he smiled and left. Tashigi was feeling good because she believed she had finally got Smoker's love life going again. The pirate was meanwhile looking for the old man's cabin, which he quickly found because of the missing door.//Nobody there? // Ace pretended to knock on the door, which of course no longer existed. "Oh, I can come in ... okay ~." He quietly entered the room and looked around. His first glance fell on the door that had taken place next to the desk. The kid also took a break on Smoker's chair. Only now did he hear the splashing water from the shower. He shortened his waiting time with the wanted posters on his desk. In his well-known peace of mind, he didn't even notice that the splashing had subsided and that the bathroom had become quiet. Meanwhile, Smoker was about to put a towel around his waist. With another towel in hand, he dried his hair on the way to work. Apprupt he stopped in the doorway between the study and the bedroom. "How did you get out of there?" He asked coolly. The addressed turned to him and smiled. "Well, the maid understood our jail games."Smoker shot him a death look and took a seat on the sofa.
"Look out, kid, it doesn't work like that here. We're not a pirate asylum, remember that," the old man growled. The snot spoon looked at him in amusement. "I can imagine, but you don't have the class for a 5-star hotel either." Smoker had the nose on which the kid was dancing the whole time - slowly painted full. "Have you never learned what respect is?" Asked Smoker. "Yes, yes ... but with old sacks like you ~ it leaves me. By the way ... nice view." Smoker sighed. "You can ask that as a captain," he clarified. The younger man's grin widened. "I don't mean this view ... I mean this one." Ace pointed a finger at Smoker's towel, which was no longer where it should be. It had slipped when I sat down and exposed its best piece. "Where you don't always pay attention to it", Smoker grumbled and quickly straightened the towel."Yep, on the most important things," smiled Ace. They were