AT LAST! Our dearest wish, our lifelong dream, this ideal of our fantasies will come true.
WE'RE FLYING TO JAPAN!
Besides ourselves for joy, we hopped around the airport. However, this was primarily the result of Chii getting lost in the airport and Aya finding her again after overcoming the urge to raid the bakery and eat the groceries on the spot.
While we were on the plane (Chii got lost again), we planned for the millionth time what we wouldn't do on our trip!
But then everything turned out differently. This event should change our lives.
In a row in front of us we heard horrific screams.
We uttered our first thoughts out loud together: "TERRORISTS! THEY WANT TO Hijack THE PLANE!"
"I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MONSOON…"
"But you have to wade through at least a month, that's at least that long, shorter." Chii commented."We hope you will drown trying," Aya added.
"MOOOOOMENT" we looked at each other.
"That song ... that voice ..." Silence.
"WAAAAAH! TOKIO HOTEL!" was only a small fragment of our comments.
"Open the window! I want to jump out!" came about as well as "Bring me a knife, I'll kill her!"
Pumped full of tranquilizers by the Stuardessen, we sat out of our seats like drug junkies and survived the flight - apart from this ongoing psychological terror.
When we got out, we swore to each other, should these half-apes run into us again, to leave these "in peace".
We went out (with Chii always going in the wrong direction). Confused about time, Aya asked "Chii ... how ... late ... is ... it ...?" and almost fell asleep. "Wait, I'm sure ... it's ... uh ... 3pm!" replied Chii and looked at Aya like a drunk.
Completely stepped away, the two dragged themselves to the luggage collection.Aya looked at a clock on the wall "Uh, the time is awa irjentwi is running out quickly ... It's 3am ..."
"Oh" Chii didn't seem any different than before ... "I had to keep looking at your dark circles because ... I ... I ... miscounted ..."
"What, I have EYE RINGS ?? !!", Aya sounded hysterical and was wide awake again.
"I want ... coffee ..." Chii whispered the whole time.
"Not me ...! I want ... chocolate cream pudding ... * drooling *"
"Coffee is better."
"Nope it tastes like coffee ..."
"Yes, that's why it's called that."
"Well, since when has that been? * Twinkle eyes *"
"Since he was found in South America ..."
And so the senseless discussion went on until we got to the hotel.
After we were finally in our beds with some difficulty in understanding Japanese English, we felt more tired than at any other point in our unfortunate little life.

Next day, downtown Tokyo….
"Do you want to take part in a show?Our broadcaster had the great idea to start a reality show called "SUPER GAU" - Europeans in Japan. "
"Are you still okay, dude?"
"Why should we do that, you idiot?"
"You would become famous! Make a lot of money! After all, life in Japan is not the cheapest."
"He's actually right about that ..."
"true ... so from there ..."
"Good! We'll join in." It came out of our mouths unanimously.
"Then come tomorrow at 10 a.m. to XXXXXXXXXXXX street number XXX, in this studio you will receive more detailed instructions and be on time, otherwise you will get a super boring manager at your side!"
"Okay, bye bye Oji-san!"
"Ah, and before I forget, there is not so much going around town, otherwise you will already know each other too much during the shoot and you won't get lost that often."
"Don't worry, Oji-san," says Aya, "I'll get lost with this genius of orientation on my 90th birthday, even if from now on I would visit the whole city every day.""Thank you for your trust." (-.-)

In order not to break this useless promise, we took the most boring routes, for example through parks, etc., so that we didn't hang around in the shopping malls for an indefinite period of time, screaming with excitement and thus not attracting the attention of potential viewers prematurely. But our instincts led us to one of the coolest stores we had ever seen and spent the whole day there buying a lot. (We no longer know how much it cost because we immediately disposed of the bills for fear of a heart attack or possibly uncontrollable attacks of hysteria.)

Once at the hotel, Chii Aya said she should kindly set the alarm clock, otherwise she would sleep until 3 p.m. As always, Chii was up early, but of course the little marmot named Aya liked to simply ignore the alarm clock and go back to sleep.
"Aya wake up auuuuuuuuuuuuuf!""Sew ..."
"Why can you talk when you are sleeping but not waking up!"
Chii pulled the covers away from Aya, but that didn't bother Aya, she slept on unimpressed.
"Wake up or I'll pour cold water over your head!"
"……."
"Well, you didn't want it any other way."
Chii filled a toothbrush tumbler with water and turned it over right over Aya's head.
"WAAAH, tell me, are you crazy ?? !!"
"No, you sleep, if you don't hurry up extremely fast, we'll get a super boring manager!"
"I don't care that much !!" * is in a dispute *
"Come on now! You ... .. * think * You get a lot of treats from me!"
"Jaaaaa! * Very nice look *

"It still took you too long."
"But I hurried!"
"You didn't have to have breakfast!"
"Then I would be DEAD !!"
"I do not care!"
So we walked through the streets of Tokyo and everyone turned to us, "Super Gau" seemed to be a success, we had enough training opportunities.