In the morning I woke up to Sasuke's background noise and was pretty much into a riot. What exactly did this idiot have to sleep in my tent? Couldn't Ino have just stayed? But no! She absolutely had to go to her great Shikamaru. And I was stuck here with a total sucker. I already made a plan how I could get Sakura to trade with me and move in with Naruto. Wait a minute ... this was my tent. Sasuke had to go, not me. So I had to ask Naruto if he would come to me. But I can't just ask him like that. Nothing good can come of it. There was also my little problem. I spoke in my sleep. So what to do After a few minutes Sasuke left the tent and I had the solution. Just go back to sleep. This is how it should work. The best ideas always came to me while I was sleeping. I turned around and closed my eyes again. When I was almost asleep again, I heard footsteps.Inwardly it was already beginning to simmer, because I cursed the one who was about to enter and woke me up again. With a loud "ratchet" the zipper of the door opened and the ends clapped against the tent wall.
"Sasuke!" I shouted and jumped up.
With that I must have given Naruto, who was sitting next to me on the suitcase and whom I had not heard when he came in, a real shock, because with a small cry he landed on the floor.
"Get out!!!"
I ran up to Sasuke while waving my arms in front of his face so that he had to back away. When he was standing just behind the door in the still dewy grass, I pulled the zipper down with a jerk and the startled Sasuke was outside again.
Naruto, who had recovered from his shock, had watched the whole spectacle and was now lying on the floor, cringing with laughter.
"Stop it now!" I hissed.
At least he tried, but after a short time he turned dark red and started to snort again.Infected by his cheerfulness, I developed the urge to laugh out loud, which I tried desperately to suppress. But after a moment I had lost the fight with myself and laughed out loud.
"Hello?" Asked a desperate voice. "Can I go back in?"
Naruto and I looked at each other. When our eyes met, we couldn't help but laugh out loud. Sasuke took that as a yes, came in cautiously and found us both on our sleeping bags, holding our bellies laughing and the tears not wanting to stop running. Seeing us in this state probably upset him so much that he left voluntarily. I took advantage of the exuberance and just asked Naruto straight out: "Tell me, don't you want to sleep instead of Sasuke?"
Suddenly there was silence.
"Are you serious?" Asked Naruto.
"Ehh, yes."
"Yes, of course I'll come to you. We should ask Sakura, however, if she agrees with this, because Sasuke will have to sleep with her for better or worse.""Yes, I wanted to ask you about it anyway."
The matter was settled. We met Sakura shortly after our conversation and let her know about our plans. She agreed to it. Naruto moved in with me in the next ten minutes. The others were looking for the way into the city and on the way found an old, but still usable bike that turned out to be the previously stolen and never found mountain bike from Naruto.
"So that's where it stayed. Has made a long journey.", Was his comment. The bike was now used to explore the area more closely. Luckily it had a porter. Naruto took me on the back and we drove down the bumpy road towards town. Yes, we had found the way and were moving towards the city in a monkey tooth and a long shopping list.
"Hopefully we won't meet Kakashi. That would be really bad if he ran into us.", I said."Oh nonsense, that won't happen to us. He's sure to look at the sights of the city. It shouldn't be too much, though. But I don't think he's got that far to look at the inside of the supermarkets. He's by no means that desperate . ", he said.
"All right. I hope you're right."
Suddenly we drove into a pothole, Naruto lost control of the handlebars and we flew through the air in a high arc. I clung to him out of reflex. The impact forced the air out of my lungs and I could no longer breathe. Naruto was no better. We lay on the floor panting and gasping for breath. After a while he recovered and asked about me: "Are you okay?" He asked me, still gasping for breath.
"I felt better already," I replied. "But I'm fine."
I hit my knee and my white skirt now had a hole in it and the blood turned it red. My elbows didn't look any better and my cheek had a few scratches.Naruto had a deep cut that ran from the shoulder to the elbow. It was bleeding a lot.
"You don't look good at all. Come on, let's go into town, there is sure to be a doctor. That has to be sewn," I said.
"No, it's okay."
"It's okay. You're bleeding too badly. It's running down your arm."
"I'm not going to a doctor. We can still buy bandages in the supermarket."
"Sure, we don't even notice if you and I go to the supermarket with a bloody arm in my tatters."
"And who should pay the bill?"
"It was again. Besides, nobody has our health insurance card with them. Let's just go back, change our clothes and wash ourselves at the lake.
No sooner said than done, we drove back to camp. Fortunately, the bike hadn't got a flat tire. The others greeted us with worried looks, but we reassured them that it wasn't as bad as it looked.I changed and waited for Naruto. Then we went to the lake, pushed the bike alongside. When I got there, I sat down on the jetty and washed my knee, which immediately started bleeding again. The same thing happened with the elbows, but we had brought towels and pressed them onto the wounds. We lay down on the grass and enjoyed the silence. Suddenly a rather stupid question occurred to me, which of course I had to ask again right away: "Tell me, why don't you have a boner?"
Naruto stared at me in complete surprise.
"Please what?" He asked.
It took me a while to understand what I had just said. Between my fits of laughter, he could just hear that I meant the bike, then he too began to laugh.
"Maybe I should express myself more precisely next time," I said when the laughing fit subsided.
"Yes you should." Naruto grinned. "That can lead to misunderstandings."
"And would you have been embarrassed about this misunderstanding?"I asked carefully.
He hesitated a little before answering me.
"No."
That was the last word I should hear for the next hour. We both thought about what had just happened and let it go, moved closer together and lay motionless for an hour.

Hehe I'm thrilled. So I like the chapter, which has been extremely rare lately. I have little time right now and a little creative crisis, but I'm proud of this Kappi. Yeah, self-praise stinks, but I can finally take a shower ... ^^
Well that's it again and I hope you enjoyed it.
I love you all superdolle your umi-chan ^. ^ V