Translation
Garry Schrotter und das Schwein der Weisen ^^
no free time, the idea faded and he didn't want to be famous anymore . He would have preferred to sit down in a corner and sing "Here comes a Biebabutzemann", but then the giant got up and went to the door
"Hey you part of the pack! Do you come and do it? I want to come and do it in the fucking diaper drainer! We have to buy there that crazy magic snak! Oda you want to come with Maddelsschulkrame, eh?Yes, look! "(Garry had got up and the giant addressed him as if he had mutated into a dog. Or maybe Haargrid also thought Garry was a dog and was the reason that this crazy hut smelled like dog shit).
Haagrid left the hut. Garry waited afterwards. And after only half a day they reached the "banging cauldron" in London.
(How they got there I don't know, maybe Hairgrid took Garry on his shoulders and ran, after all he is a well trained kickboxer ... anyway, it doesn't matter)
The banging kettle and the diaper gutter
Garry and Haargrid were now standing in front of a disgusting looking toilet in the middle of London. It was as conspicuous as a blue whale in the theater, it was bright pink, was adorned with hearts and on top of the roof was a large pink-gray kettle from which it was steaming, and Garry was not exactly keen to see what it smelled like, because at least he was standing the boiler on a toilet house.But nobody noticed this house.
"Yes, we have to jump in full, huh? Don't do Hackface Garry! It's super cozy in there! I think you really like it, yes, so come on, you joke!"
Garry swallowed. He doubted that he and Haargrid would fit in, but Haargrid grabbed his arm and dragged him into the toilet block. Garry closed his eyes, at any moment he would be crushed in the house ... but Garry opened his eyes again. That just could not be the case. You were now in a huge room. In this room there was a bar, lots of tables, a stage with strippers and some tables even had bars for gozo dancers.
Garry felt like he was in a brothel (whatever it was! Is also the name of the banging cauldron. When the mothers go shopping with their children, the men usually stay here, well why?)
Now Garry wanted to go to the strippers, but Haargrid did not let go of him
"Dat you can blatantly afterwards can do Garry.A scrap machine has to be pounded by ersma? first the kofen then the fun! "
At Haargrid's words, not only did the guests look at Garry, but also the strippers and Gogo dancers looked at him.
Then a skinny guy in purple in a propeller hat stumbled over to Garry. He thought the guy looked a little drunk.
"Hehe, did I hear * hiks * right? * Hiks * Are you Gar * hiks * ie junk * hiks * er? Wahs an E * hiks * re"
"That I can't do globen! The drunk professor watercolor! Garry, his watercolor, he's always drunk, because he thinks, he has to drink a lot so that he dries out like the old color you check?"
"Yes, you too, weird Prof! Yes, I am ... uh sry ... I'm Garry Schrotter! But you have a huge flag and I can't take it off now, so see you!
Now Garry Haargrid pulled with him. He just went through the back door. There Garry's eyes opened wide. They stood in front of an arch of flowers.He assumed that they had to go through there, which he did and actually, they were now in the diaper drain. How did he know? Quite simply, he had just read the sign that was right in front of him
Haargrid looked down at Garry. His look expressed admiration and pride.
"Whoa crazy Garry! How did you know that the back door does lead into a diaper gutter and you have to go through a fat flowerbogen".
"YES full of crass Alda, what?" Garry said a little annoyed, but visibly satisfied with himself. "So you brain-amputated giant gorilla! Where do we have to go, eh? Sach wat or I'll do the whole thing I will beat you out of the words."
"Uhhh .... you have to look at the second piece of paper ... ah ne, we have to go to the fat bank first. Know how I am? De Krasse Zauberschnuk bank! Know how hot is Garry" He laughed like a deranged man, which he probably was too, "The hot ones do flu puke! You know why? Because it smells like goblin poop, the crass puke puke has to do, and because nobody does clean up, other magic puke puke also do."
"Hey you part of the pack! Do you come and do it? I want to come and do it in the fucking diaper drainer! We have to buy there that crazy magic snak! Oda you want to come with Maddelsschulkrame, eh?Yes, look! "(Garry had got up and the giant addressed him as if he had mutated into a dog. Or maybe Haargrid also thought Garry was a dog and was the reason that this crazy hut smelled like dog shit).
Haagrid left the hut. Garry waited afterwards. And after only half a day they reached the "banging cauldron" in London.
(How they got there I don't know, maybe Hairgrid took Garry on his shoulders and ran, after all he is a well trained kickboxer ... anyway, it doesn't matter)
The banging kettle and the diaper gutter
Garry and Haargrid were now standing in front of a disgusting looking toilet in the middle of London. It was as conspicuous as a blue whale in the theater, it was bright pink, was adorned with hearts and on top of the roof was a large pink-gray kettle from which it was steaming, and Garry was not exactly keen to see what it smelled like, because at least he was standing the boiler on a toilet house.But nobody noticed this house.
"Yes, we have to jump in full, huh? Don't do Hackface Garry! It's super cozy in there! I think you really like it, yes, so come on, you joke!"
Garry swallowed. He doubted that he and Haargrid would fit in, but Haargrid grabbed his arm and dragged him into the toilet block. Garry closed his eyes, at any moment he would be crushed in the house ... but Garry opened his eyes again. That just could not be the case. You were now in a huge room. In this room there was a bar, lots of tables, a stage with strippers and some tables even had bars for gozo dancers.
Garry felt like he was in a brothel (whatever it was! Is also the name of the banging cauldron. When the mothers go shopping with their children, the men usually stay here, well why?)
Now Garry wanted to go to the strippers, but Haargrid did not let go of him
"Dat you can blatantly afterwards can do Garry.A scrap machine has to be pounded by ersma? first the kofen then the fun! "
At Haargrid's words, not only did the guests look at Garry, but also the strippers and Gogo dancers looked at him.
Then a skinny guy in purple in a propeller hat stumbled over to Garry. He thought the guy looked a little drunk.
"Hehe, did I hear * hiks * right? * Hiks * Are you Gar * hiks * ie junk * hiks * er? Wahs an E * hiks * re"
"That I can't do globen! The drunk professor watercolor! Garry, his watercolor, he's always drunk, because he thinks, he has to drink a lot so that he dries out like the old color you check?"
"Yes, you too, weird Prof! Yes, I am ... uh sry ... I'm Garry Schrotter! But you have a huge flag and I can't take it off now, so see you!
Now Garry Haargrid pulled with him. He just went through the back door. There Garry's eyes opened wide. They stood in front of an arch of flowers.He assumed that they had to go through there, which he did and actually, they were now in the diaper drain. How did he know? Quite simply, he had just read the sign that was right in front of him
Haargrid looked down at Garry. His look expressed admiration and pride.
"Whoa crazy Garry! How did you know that the back door does lead into a diaper gutter and you have to go through a fat flowerbogen".
"YES full of crass Alda, what?" Garry said a little annoyed, but visibly satisfied with himself. "So you brain-amputated giant gorilla! Where do we have to go, eh? Sach wat or I'll do the whole thing I will beat you out of the words."
"Uhhh .... you have to look at the second piece of paper ... ah ne, we have to go to the fat bank first. Know how I am? De Krasse Zauberschnuk bank! Know how hot is Garry" He laughed like a deranged man, which he probably was too, "The hot ones do flu puke! You know why? Because it smells like goblin poop, the crass puke puke has to do, and because nobody does clean up, other magic puke puke also do."