"Honey, bring us a beer!", Sakura calls to her husband and Naruto gets up with a groan to bring the women the beer into the living room.
When he comes back to the kitchen, he sits back in his seat, rolls his eyes and says:
"That's so typical again: women and football! Once again, we men are only good enough to bring them the beer. They don't care at all that they disturb us at our coffee parties!"
"We just have to make sure that the living room is tidy, there is always enough beer available and above all that the children don't disturb!" Says Pain and Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru, Naruto and Sasuke nod in agreement and sip their tea.
While they try to concentrate again on their actual topic of conversation, namely how tasteless the neighbor dresses and what a terrible hairstyle he has, they are interrupted again.
This time loud cheers could be heard from the living room: "TOOOOOOR !!!"and the sound of glass shattering.
Sasuke drops his chocolate in fright.
Shikamaru complains: "Great! Now you must have spilled the beer and I'll have to clean it up again afterwards! And I can't even think about how to get rid of all the cigarette smoke!"
Neji takes his boyfriend in his arms and says, shaking his head: "I don't know what to say about that either. I've always wondered what our women think about football and why they always have to overdo it."
He looks at the others questioningly: "Do you perhaps know why they are like that and what could be the reason?"
Kiba just shrugs and says: "Just female genes ..."
"It's always the same, just like we're always banned behind the stove," complains Pain.
"And you mustn't forget that we have to take care of the children!" Added Naruto.
Shikamaru adds: "And as I said, we also have to keep the apartment clean!""Well, that doesn't sound good! Why are you still together when they annoy you so much? Don't you love them anymore?", Sasuke asks concerned.
But Neji has to admit: "Well. I've got used to Tenten pursuing a career and being with our daughter, that it would be strange if it were suddenly the other way around, so I wouldn't want it any different . "
Kiba also agrees with Neji and says: "I can't really complain either. Despite her strenuous job, Hinata manages to surprise me again and again with little things and to spend a lot of time with me."
"And Naruto, what do you think of that? Do you love Sakura so much too?" Asks Sasuke with a smile.
"Just as much as Shikamaru would do anything for his Temari, I also love Sakura!" Says Naruto dreamily.
Pain also has to admit that he didn't have a bad time with Konan and doesn't want to miss her anymore because they get along great in every respect."Yes, yes. You and your wives ...", Sasuke said with a broad grin and shook his head, laughing softly.
At that moment you can hear the women saying "TOOOOR!" Again and again. roar.
The men look at each other and sigh theatrically.
"These are our women as we love them. With all their quirks ..."

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An outsider who saw this situation would probably also ask,
whether he ended up in a wrong world. I just wanted to show
how strange it seems, when the gender roles are swapped with clichés !!!