My sick mind had an outlet again. You can see what came out of it here.

Legend:
//.........// = think
".........." = to speak
(..........) = my comments


The owner of a company urgently needed a new employee and had a few job interviews that morning.
Akatsuki wanted to take this opportunity to look for Jinchuurikis.
But Tsunade saw this and in turn sent a few ninjas there so that they could get the job and the bad guys wouldn't have a chance to become more powerful.
Some managed to be invited to job interviews.

Tobi came in first. "Hello Mr. Tobi. Have a seat." Tobi sat down. "Tobi has sat down. Is Tobi a good boy now?" The head of the company did not answer the question any further and carried on. "Well, you didn't include a certificate or curriculum vitae. Could you tell me something about yourself.?" "Tobi is allowed to tell something about himself? Tobi has never been allowed to do that," said Tobi, who was moved to tears. “I just said.” “Tobi is a good boy.” “Uh, yes and what?” “Tobi is a good boy.” “Did you already say. So you don't want to tell me something else about you?” “Tobi is a good boy. "" Do you still have questions, or do you want to go now? "" Tobi only has one more question. Is Tobi a good boy? "" Are you kidding me? Get out! "After these words, Tobi ran out crying . (poor Tobi)

Then the next one came in. It was a boy with long brown hair that was tied in a loose braid at the end. “Have a seat, Mr. Hyuuga.” Neji sat down and looked blankly at the company director. When the head looked into the eyes of the Hyuuga, he was startled because he looked into white pupilless eyes. "I'm sorry for her. How did that happen?" He asked pityingly. "What do you mean.", The Hyuuga asked coolly. "How did you get blind?" Asked the company boss carefully so as not to hurt the boy's feelings."I'm not blind! And besides, I was born with eyes like this, they are inherited in our family. Can we finally start?", Neji asked more than irritably. // Poor boy, he doesn't want it to be true that he's blind. But if it's a hereditary disease, he doesn't know any other way. I just have to treat him normally so as not to make it harder for the poor. // As he thought this, he stared at Neji the whole time, which was starting to annoy the Hyuuga. "Do you stop staring at me like that, or do you want me to seal your chakra points ?!" // He also seems confused. The poor. There are no chakra points whatever that is. // Neji was just about to tick, because first he is forced to take part in this mission by Tsunade, which meant that his training was canceled and then he is also stuck here because the guy just didn't get going. He was about to jump at the head of the company when he finally started. "So Mr. Hyuuga, why did you apply?" "None of your business." "Like all other applicants, you did not send a CV. Can you tell me something about yourself?" "No." "Do you have any questions? "" No. "" Well, do you want to say something else? "" I hate you. "" Uh .... well ...., you can go. "Neji was glad that he could finally leave, because this idiot just annoyed him and kept him from meditating.

Shortly after Neji was out the door, a boy with black hair and black eyes came in. This boy was wearing a blue t-shirt and white pants. His expression was even colder than the previous one. // Great, another one. It can still be funny when they are all like that. // Sasuke sat down without being asked. "Ok Mr. Uchiha, can you tell me something about yourself?" "No." // Great, it's exactly like the one before, if not worse. // “Why did you apply?” “Leave me alone or I'll kill you."// It's definitely worse. // Well, you can go if you don't want to talk to me. Or do you still want to talk to me?" "No." "Then you can go, I'll get in touch with them. ”“ Please don't, I don't feel like talking to you, you loser. ”With that he went out.

The next one who came in had a black coat with red clouds on it. He also has black hair and (oh wonder) black eyes. // It could be related to the one from earlier. At least they look very similar. // Itachi, like Sasuke, had already sat down without being asked. "One question, are you related to the boy from just now. His name is Sasuke Uchiha." After the company manager had said this, Itachi began to shout the name Sasuke over and over again and to laugh like a madman. “Are you all right?” Then the Uchiha stopped. "Are you related to him now?" // At least he knows him. I know that now. // When asked whether Itachi is related to Sasuke, Sasuke just nodded. “Can you tell me something about yourself?” The Uchiha only threw him an angry look. “Then stop.” Why did you apply. Itachi glanced at him again. This time a "none of your business" look. "Can you say anything at all but the name or laugh funny?" Now Itachi gave him a "Nerve me and I'll kill you" look at. “You really don't want to talk to me?” Again the Uchiha didn't react. The head of the company wanted to shake hands with him when he said: "Touch me and I'll kill you on the spot." "Then you can go. I'll get in touch with you." "You shouldn't do that." Itachi.

Then a guy came in wearing the same coat as the one before. He had green hair and resembled a plant. “Have a seat.” Zetsu did what the man told him to do. "Hello Mr. Zetsu." "Hello Mr. so and so, no plan as they are called. They look delicious."" Please, I think I misheard. But no matter, you can tell something about yourself. " "Yes. I like people. "" That's always good "(I think he misunderstood something, Zetsu certainly doesn't like people as much as the company boss does. He likes them really well. XD)" What do you like to do? " "Cook. " "Fine, fine. Why did you apply? "" To get to know new people. Maybe then I can have dinner with one of them. " "That's nice. Do you have anymore questions? If not, you can go. " "I have no more questions. "" Good, see you again then. "With that left Zetsu. It was extremely difficult for him to travel together, but Pein had threatened him that he would have to eat vegetables for a month if he didn't travel together. // What a nice guy // thought the company boss.

Next came a boy with a dog on his head. “I'm sorry, but dogs are not allowed in this building.” “I'm not going anywhere without Akamaru,” said Kiba. "Then you have to go, or do you have some kind of handicap where you need the dog?" "No." "Then why are you bringing him with you. Here was a blind boy who needed such a dog, but still without a dog So you can do it without a dog. "" Who are you talking about? "" About the boy with white eyes. I think his name was Neji. "Then Kiba started to laugh. "I don't see what's so funny about that. The poor boy has been blind since he was born, according to him." "Neji and blind. Hahahaha. Neji sees better than the two of us together. And I don't think he said that he is blind. "" He denied it, but you can tell by his eyes. And he said that it is inherited in his family. "" Believe me, he can see for sure. I already know Neji longer. "" Okay, I believe you but the dog has to at least stay in front of the office door. Then we can talk. "" Okay. Akamaru would you mind waiting outside the door?"" Waff, waff. "(No.) So Akamaru walked out the door. And Kiba sat down." So why did you apply? "I don't know. Tsunade said I should do that." "And what do you like?" "Dogs, my team members and so on." // Would never have guessed that he liked dogs. // (fully ironically mine). "All right, Mr. Inuzuka. Do you have any questions?" "No, I don't, if so I'll let you know." "Then you can go. See you again." "Goodbye." With that he went out and took Akamaru der still in front of the door sat upside down and went.

Then another man came in wearing a coat with red clouds on it. He also had orange hair. "Sit down, Mr. Pein." "You must die. You know me." After he had said that, he only thought of what he had told his members, namely that they should not be too conspicuous. He tried to come up with an excuse for his freaking out. But before he could do this, the head of the company said: "So your strengths lie in acting. That looked really real." (Oh no, it was, too) What the guy said was painful, because he would be into acting never came. "Well, you want to tell me something about yourself?" "I could, but then I'd have to kill you." "Such a joker. I would like to know more about you. So do you like animals?" (He thinks of Kiba) "No. . "" Do you like to work in a team? "" No. "" Do you like children or other people? "" No. "" Do you like anything? "" No! "" Do you have any questions? "" No !! !!! "Director: // Is that his favorite word ?! // “Is no your favorite word?” “Yes.” “Ok, since you are not particularly talkative, I think you can leave.” With that, Pein got up and left.

// Thank god, that was the last one. // Which one do I take now. //
After thinking about it for a long time, he found the person he wanted to hire.

It was afternoon when the phone rang in the Aka's house.Itachi answered: "Akatsuki here. Itachi on the line. Who or what should we eliminate for you?" "Hello. This is Mr. Akito. Is Mr. Tobi by chance there?" Tobi, you mask-mouthed come here and that a little suddenly or I'll tell Hidan to sacrifice you. "Tobi picked up the phone. "Hello Mr. Tobi. I'm happy to inform you that you got the job."

For the next few days Tobi worked in the company to look for Jinchuurikis, but couldn't find any and so Pein wiped out the company so that no one could talk and thus reveal their identity.



That was it. I hope you liked it.
I would be very happy about clerks.