So ahem ... this is a short "slightly" modified excerpt from THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW ...

We hope you don't kill us later * grin innocently *

Much fun yet...

* Prepare pudding *

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Distribution of roles:

Hidan: the annoyed one

Itachi: the serene

Tobi: the panicked one

Konan: the Xanthippe (argumentative woman ... XD)

Kisame: the victim

Kakuzu: the fearful rabbit

Sasori: the aggressive one

Deidara: the clueless

Zetsu: the devoured

Pein: the complainer

In the movie:

All of a sudden a black hole opened in the sky and spat out ten - let's say - mysterious figures. The ten "mysterious" figures hit the asphalt hard.

Pein: * nags * Why does the ground have to be so hard ?!

Hidan: * sarcastically * pump yourself up an air mattress first!

Pein: * grumbles incomprehensible *

Itachi: * looks around * * realizes * Where are we anyway? Oh yes ..... Leader-sama ..... Deidara and I have to work for little serial killers. * runs to a house with Deidara and looks for a toilet *

Konan: * moans afterwards * I don't care where we are! I want to go home! I need my beauty sleep!!!

Sasori: * interferes * I'll make you a doll, then you don't need any beauty sleep!

Konan: * eyebrow twitches * * raised *

Tobi: * intervenes * * screams hysterically * THE WAVE IS COMING !!! SAVE YOURSELF WHO CAN !!! WAHHHHHHH !!!!!!

All: * look around in amazement *

Kisame: * almost drooling at all the water * * Samehada packs * * runs on waves * * Samehada throws waves * * on Samehada jumps and surfs on waves * JUHU !!!!!

All except Hidan: * are * horrified * * turn around to Hidan * * ask * Why are you not AFRAID?

Hidan: * annoyed * * rolled eyes * By Jashin, damn it, I'm immortal! Already forgotten?

Konan: * gets jealous * I want to Jashin too!

Hidan: * grins dirty * * unpacks scythe * I can sacrifice you to Jashin!Konan: * makes a horrified face * * nags * Dare yourself! * thinks of pain, how he protects her *

Hidan: * grins * I'm not afraid of the leader!

Konan: * amazed * How do you know what I was thinking?

Hidan: * replies * That was damn clear.

Kakuzu: * alluding to the wave again * Oh, no! All my money is getting wet! * looks for a suitable hiding place so that money does not get wet *

Wave: * comes ominously closer *

Hidan: * sits on the bench * * unpacks Flirtparadies and starts reading *

Others: * get shit *

Pein: * dissatisfied * The wave could at least be bigger then it would blow the whole country away not just half of it.

Hidan: * calmly carry on *

Deidara: * comes up with Itachi * * unsuspectingly asks * What is THAT? Can you blow THAT up?

Itachi: * gives his opinion * I don't think so, Deidara!

Everyone except Hidan: * hysterical * WHY ARE YOU LEFT SOOO ???

Itachi: * you can still hear screaming * JUTSU THE GIANT FLAMING BALL OF FIRE!

Wave: * evaporates *

Kisame: * at first horrified, then he thinks he's flying * * sings loudly * I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY ....

Hidan: * stops reading and Kisame improves * That means more likely: I BELIEVE I CAN DIE, I BELIEVE I CAN FRESSING DRECK!

Kisame: * Kisame feels the gravitational pull of the earth by falling towards the ground *

Zetsu: * stands drooling * * stands under Kisame * * mouth opens * * Samehada gets stuck between the teeth *

Kisame: * plops on top of him *

Before anyone could object, a huge black hole arose and devoured the mass murderers ...

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Well now the excerpt is (unfortunately) already over :)

We hope we get clerks!

Greetings Jessi, Simmy and Eva $ __ $