It was a morning like any other. One of Deidara's warheads exploded, Hidan then screamed at headquarters, then Kakuzu Hidan screamed and finally my deputy screamed Pein again.
Yes, it was a day like any other and if I hadn't had such damned patience, I would have killed each of these madmen long ago, but well, my image had to be preserved.

So I got out of my nice warm bed, washed, dressed and went into the kitchen to have breakfast. When I got to the kitchen most of them were already there, only Zetsu was missing.
// Well he'll find his own breakfast again. // I thought to myself and sat down at the table.

"Well Tobi, where do you have your houseplant?" Hidan asked me. Sometimes I wondered why I wanted him here and luckily I had my mask on, otherwise you would have seen my twisted mouth.
Yes, even a Madara Uchiha can be in a bad mood and especially when I have to behave like Tobi and that with a headache, but this was still about my identity, so for me it was called It's Show Time.

“But Hidan-san, don't you always say to Zetsu-san houseplant. Not that they'll be his dessert. "Oh, I think I've exaggerated a little. It had never been this red before. This Jashinist jumped up and wanted to sacrifice me, but not with me, because I had already run off and gone to Zetsus and my room.

But Hidan wouldn't be Hidan if he weren't so indescribably annoying and stupid and once again I praised myself for having locked the door, because this horny beast knocked on it like a wild one and cursed as much.
But after 10 minutes it stopped and disappeared // lucky // I thought and held my head. // Again those headaches.// Oh yes and they got more and more, at first they only came in the morning, but now they were there all day.

Suddenly I remembered Zetsu's potions. Suddenly I was really happy to have Zetsu as a member. So I went to the cupboard with the potions and pills and looked for something suitable for my head.
Suddenly pills fell into my eyes, they looked normal white and on the glass they were in was painkillers for the head and joints.

With a shrug, I took one of the things and swallowed it.
Immediately the pain subsided and I was about to praise Zetsu, but then my eyes went black and I went to the ground.

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