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,, Come quickly !! It starts soon !! '' Deidara hurried and ran in front of the television with the bowl of popcorn. "What is the blonde fool talking about ?? '' asked Hidan, looking over at Sasori. “Don't you even know? Itachi, Kisame, Pain and Konan are with, - '' Sasori started, but Hidan interrupted, "They are on a double date ?? I knew what was going on between the raven and the shark !! The two hang out together every second !! '' remarked the Jashinist and looked around. // Huh ?? Where are they all? // he asked himself and went into the living room, where he found all Akas, except for the four, in front of the telly. “What is so special about a TV that is switched off? '' asked Hidan, grinning. Shortly afterwards Deidara switched on the box and zapped through, “Does anyone know what this is playing? '' he asked the others. General shaking of the head ... but then ,, DA !!! YOU IDIOT!!! SHIFT BACK !!! '' all shouted ...

Me:* come to the studio with pride * Good evening everyone !! * wink in camera * Alsoo ... Here are my first guests! Please say hello ...
Kisame Hoshigaki !!
Kisame:* just as pride comes into the studio * * waves *
Me:Itachi Uchiha !!
Itachi:* just come into the studio * * don't do anything * * just sit down *
The entire female population:Ahhh !! * rave *
guys:Tzz ... as if it were actually sooo cool ... * are jealous *
Me:Konan without a surname! * grin *
Konan:* grimly comes into the studio * * sits down without a word *
Me:Uuund ... PAIN !!
Pain:* goes in with the pot on his head * * falls from the stage * * under the pot: -.- "*
Me:Ouch ... who could help him?
Employee:* gets the pot down from Pain's head with butter *
Pain:* thanks nods * * goes on stage * * sits down without words *
Me:Soooo ... So ... how come Itachi and Kisame have last names ... but you don't? * look at Konan and Pain *
Both:I don't know ... * shrug your shoulders * ask Masashi-sama !!
Me:Kishimoto-sama call * Aha ... Aha ... * nick * Ahja ... I understand * again, nick * * hang up *
Pain:And ??
Me:I found out quite a bit !! * grin *
Konan:And what ?? * looks curious *
Me:I found out daaaas ...
Pain, Kisame and Konan:* look curiously *
Itachi:* that leaves everything indifferent *
Me: he speaks Japanese and I didn't understand a single word! * grin *
All:* -.- *
Me:Oke ... How did your strange '' accident '' Mr. Pain come about ?? * Pain look *
Pain:Well ... that's a good question ... * sweating looking at Konan * * clearing his throat * Hmmm ... Well ... I just wanted to have a look ... like me Pot hairstyle fits ... * swallows *
Konan:* looks satisfied *
I:* O. O * S ... you wanted to cut your hair ?? * am stunned *
Pain:Yes ... mind? * Empties water glass with one sip *
Me:Ummm ... Nope ... * crying inside * Well ... Mr. Hoshikagi ... Why on earth are they blue?Pain, Itachi, Konan and Kisame:* dropt *
Me:Did I say the wrong thing? * look questioningly *
Kisame:Well ... you know Babsi ... something so ... before you existed, Masashi-sama had a brilliant idea and started to invent characters. And since everyone knows that he loves ME best, he just made me (bl) AU !! * scratches the back of his head * What was that supposed to mean? * looks angrily at Itachi *
Itachi:* looks bored * * is already half asleep * * snores *
Female viewer:ITACHI !!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Itachi:* wakes up * Huh ??
Me:* look closely * // Hmmm ... She looks like my Denise ... // * smile * Itachi Uchiha ... it seems like you are a real womanizer ... like do you think so ?? * look at Itachi *
Itachi:* shoulders shrugs * I don't know ... How should I find it ?? * looks at me *
Me:I don't know ...
Sasuke:* 'by chance' watching TV * F * ck !! My big brother is on TV and I am not !! How I hate that bastard !! * growls *
Itachi:Somehow I have the feeling ... that my brother hates me even more ...
Sasuke:* Mail brings in * * a lot of hate and threatening letters gets * * dropt *
Me: Well ... Konan ... As the only female member of Akatsuki ... How does that feel?
Konan:Well ... you know ... it has advantages and disadvantages ... for example ... I am constantly asked something, Konan-darling ... are we going out today ?? '' Or ... ,, Conan baby ... are you coming with us in the whopping party ... wrong film ...
Pain:* O. O * * red will * * clear his throat *
Me:* look at the clock * WoW ... it's been half an hour! * smile *
Itachi:* silent on the red stick in front of his feet * // I hope it's from a man !! //
I:* O. O * // Isn't that ... oh ... egaaal //
Pain:* the audience is watching *
Itachi:* is covered up to the chin with fan gifts *
Kisame:Hey !! Why does he get so many presents? * totally upset *
Child from the audience:MAMA !! MY SUSHI FLOWED DOWN !!!
Kisame:* runs to the child * NOEEEIN !!! MY VAAATER !! Uäääh !! * crying like baby *
I:* drop *
Pain:* makes many enemies with his eyes *
Konan:* tinkers paper flowers * * then gives them away *
Itachi:// This is the stupidest interview of my whole, young life !! // * is buried under a mountain of fan gifts *
Me:So ... and before everything gets out of control here ... I'll end this interview with the words: bye, bye and good night !! * smile *
Camera:* is switched off *

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Sooooo ... phew ... !!
We already survived the first Kapi ...
Okey ... almost all ... = D
Well ... please write me if you liked it or not !! I really need your opinion!
HEASMGDL your babsiiiP.S .: And in case you don't know ... Denise is MY TREASURE !! xDDD