Translation
Chaos Interview
The two crazy ones !!
,, Hey !! Does one of you mindless brains still know the station where this crazy cow is playing!?! I want to see what she's doing with Kakuzu and Zetsu !! '' shouted the Jashinist who made himself comfortable with popcorn and a Coke from the TV and zapped through the program. At"Interview me!"he stayed.
Me:* Come to the studio * Hallooow people! * wink * Since I was, luckily, saved * looking at my Schadz * I can introduce a duo today !! * gg * And zwaaaar ... Kakuzu and Zetsu !!
The two:* come in * * sit down *
Zetsu:* mumbles * hunger ... * audience sees * * drooling *
Me:* Look at Zetsu * No Zetsu !! Don't eat !! Bad plant!
Zetsu:* dropt *
Me:* cough * Alsoo ~ What I always wanted to know ... * look at Zetsu * Why can you eat so much ??
Zetsu:* dropt * Because I'm constantly hungry !! * drools *
Me:* drop * And why are YOU so stingy? * look at Kakuzu *
Kakuzu:* sfz * I'm not stingy! I'm just taking precaution! * smile *
Me:* double drop * Does anything exciting ever happen to you?
Kakuzu:* Zetsu squinted *
Zetsu:* crouching with his mouth full * mhhmm ... mhhmm ...
Me:* drop * 1. You don't speak with your mouth full ... 2. WHAT DO YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH!?!?!
Zestu:* open your mouth *
Me:* Make-up-maker pulls out * Say do you still have them all!?! * zetsu waddles * THIS IS NOT A NORMAL MAN !!
Zetsu: In case you haven't noticed ... Me. Am No. Normal. Human!! * .__. *
Me:Yes! Well ~ Oke ... But not !! * drop *
Kakuzu:* audience eyes * // Okey ... There are about 50 people sitting in here! // * drooling without noticing * // If each of them about 350 ryo !! * drooling even more * // then I would have 17,500 ryo more !! // * waterfall drooling * // And Zetsu something to eat !! // * gg *
Me:* drop * * see Kakuzu's face hungry for money * Um ... * see Zetsu's face hungry for people * I think ... It is better now if you * cough * piss * cough * mass murderers go now !! * she chases out * Until next time guys !! * wink * * swallow aspirin *
_________
Heeey !! ^^
Sryyy !!
I know...
Took a long time and was totally short !!
* -.- *
Sry !!
* o.o *
But do I still get commies!?!
* dear look *
Good to you
Your Babsi
<3
Me:* Come to the studio * Hallooow people! * wink * Since I was, luckily, saved * looking at my Schadz * I can introduce a duo today !! * gg * And zwaaaar ... Kakuzu and Zetsu !!
The two:* come in * * sit down *
Zetsu:* mumbles * hunger ... * audience sees * * drooling *
Me:* Look at Zetsu * No Zetsu !! Don't eat !! Bad plant!
Zetsu:* dropt *
Me:* cough * Alsoo ~ What I always wanted to know ... * look at Zetsu * Why can you eat so much ??
Zetsu:* dropt * Because I'm constantly hungry !! * drools *
Me:* drop * And why are YOU so stingy? * look at Kakuzu *
Kakuzu:* sfz * I'm not stingy! I'm just taking precaution! * smile *
Me:* double drop * Does anything exciting ever happen to you?
Kakuzu:* Zetsu squinted *
Zetsu:* crouching with his mouth full * mhhmm ... mhhmm ...
Me:* drop * 1. You don't speak with your mouth full ... 2. WHAT DO YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH!?!?!
Zestu:* open your mouth *
Me:* Make-up-maker pulls out * Say do you still have them all!?! * zetsu waddles * THIS IS NOT A NORMAL MAN !!
Zetsu: In case you haven't noticed ... Me. Am No. Normal. Human!! * .__. *
Me:Yes! Well ~ Oke ... But not !! * drop *
Kakuzu:* audience eyes * // Okey ... There are about 50 people sitting in here! // * drooling without noticing * // If each of them about 350 ryo !! * drooling even more * // then I would have 17,500 ryo more !! // * waterfall drooling * // And Zetsu something to eat !! // * gg *
Me:* drop * * see Kakuzu's face hungry for money * Um ... * see Zetsu's face hungry for people * I think ... It is better now if you * cough * piss * cough * mass murderers go now !! * she chases out * Until next time guys !! * wink * * swallow aspirin *
_________
Heeey !! ^^
Sryyy !!
I know...
Took a long time and was totally short !!
* -.- *
Sry !!
* o.o *
But do I still get commies!?!
* dear look *
Good to you
Your Babsi
<3