2 more days until New Year's Eve! Deidara has a bombastic atmosphere, Zetsu dumps the old Christmas tree, Kisame cooks the New Year's Eve fish (he lost a bet with Itachi) and claims not to eat it and Kakuzu has literally bought a few cheap Chinese guys with it, Deidara doesn't blow us up. He always feels obliged to 'tinker' some himself when there are no fireworks. Unfortunately, like last year, it usually goes wrong. And what do i do Exactly, the usual: give orders, tell Hidan not to splash his blood everywhere, sit lazily in the boss's chair, be mysterious, Tobi confirm that he is a good boy, worry about my weight (oh my god, 75 Kilos, you have to drop at least 10 kilos!), Stare at the (black) ceiling and so on. Just what the leader of a felony organization does. Not once do you have peace and quiet here. Most likely, Deidara has just blown something, which you can easily tell because there was a terrible explosion and the blast swept my great-grandmother's china set off the closet.
Great ... less than five seconds later it already sounds. “LEADER, UN!” - Unmistakable, Deidara. "Deidara blew up his room again!" - Hidan. "That will clearly drive us into the red this month ..." - Kakuzu.16. 37 o'clock, why always me? Can't Deidara at least spend a few minutes experimenting and keeping her hands off explosive devices? There you can see it again, Kakuzu's crazy economy + the Biligböller from Aldi around the corner = bad. Next year buy them yourself or I'll forbid Kakuzu from buying them. Or I leave it with the fireworks, is noticeable anyway, a fireworks display in the middle of the wilderness. And who even came up with the stupid idea of ​​the New Year's bang? As if it wasn't enough for me that Deidara blows everything up. Best of all, I'll let New Year's Eve fall completely into the water next year. Anyway ... where did I stop? Oh yes, Deidara, Zimemr, Boom, "LEADER!". Exactly, the room is junk anyway. "Bad luck," I said to Deidara. "In any case, you sleep in the hallway today and tomorrow you will arrange a place to sleep with someone, ask Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi or something." Mh, Deidara is then pretty pissed off with tattered stuff. Mei, the girl, uh, the boy can curse like Hidan sometimes. December 29th ??? 8:00 a.m., Akatsuki Headquarters, Sir Leader's Room Most devilish diary, A DISASTER! Deidara will pay me for THAT. When I get my hands on it! I will torture, torture, torture him, release Hidan for sacrifice, Zetsu eat him up and have him bombed up with his own birds! What should I do? What have I done to God, the devil, Janosch (or what that freak from Hidan was called again), Aphrodite and who else? First Deidara's room and now that.And again I look in the mirror! God, do I look like shit. And the color doesn't suit me at all. And something like that is called an artist. At least he should have a little feel for color, right ?! Well, Deidara must have fully intended that it didn't go together ..........
PINK HAIR, HOW COULD HE ?! I tug the ends of my hair a little as if it would do something. If I go to the meeting like this ... Even Itachi will laugh himself sick. 8. 5 p.m. So, experiment number one: wearing a headscarf. No ... away with it. 8. 25 p.m. Experiment number two: hair curlers and bathing cap. Oh my god no 8. 44 o'clockTry number three: Tried to paint hair with black marker pen. Doesn't work, hmpf. 8. 51 o'clock looked in the mirror, suppressed a crying fit and pityed yourself a bit. 9. 00:00 Just escaped death as I almost had a heart attack when someone knocked on my door.
“Leader, are you coming to the meeting?” Sounds like ... Itachi. Oh no, not that one too. Or should I ask (or force if he doesn't give it to me) if I can have his hair dye wash-out shampoo? "Leader?" - "No, go away! Or ... no, don't go ... yes, get away!" Silence. And then I hear steps slowly receding. “No!” Before I even realize it, I pull the door open and 'show' myself to Itachi. Itachi turns around to me with a jerk, but turns away immediately after he has eyed me and starts to snort. When Itachi finally got it I drag him into the room and under threat that I will force him to share the bed with Kisame for the next few months, Itachi hands me the shampoo. 28 o'clockHahahah, one to zero for me! The pink is washed out successfully (after six soaps and rubbing around like a man possessed)! Now it's off to the meeting clean. 10. The usual meeting: 1. - "Guuuuutäääään Morgäääään, Heeerrr Leaadaa!" 2. - Everyone should hold hands, please 3. - I tell Itachi to take Deidara by the hands and order Deidara to assure him that his mouths will not suckle him4. - Itachi finally takes Deidara by the hands, with great effort5. - Sing Akatsuki anthem 6. - Itachi screeches like a girl because Deidara's mouths have licked him. - Deidara excuses himself by saying that mouths sometimes go into business for themselves. 8. - Discuss the current state of affairs: Deidara has blown up his room, who volunteers to make his room available to him? Nobody, of course, who likes to risk being bombed when Deidara has his days again? So play pulling matches. Anyone who draws the shortest has to 'sacrifice' themselves. Zetsu prepares the matches (he himself is excluded, it could be that he spontaneously feels like snacking, would be disadvantageous for Deidara) and then the draw is made.I'm going for fun because I'm sure it can't get worse than it already is. 5 minutes later: Did I ever say that life hates me? Oh yes, life hates me and how. It was myself who suffered the shortest. Schalalala, how beautiful. Deidara grins at me. As he walks by next to me to rummage through his stuff, I overhear him saying: 'This is sure to be a good time, Leader, un. 'Yes, yes, and how. 14. 10 a.m. Deidara shipped his leftover stuff to my room. Itachi, Hidan and Tobi camp in the hallway and watch intently as Deidara puts his laundry into an empty closet in my room. If Hidan weren't immortal, he'd probably laugh himself to death at the underwear mentioned. Deidara just pouted and mumbled something about 'You're all so stupid, un ...'. And should I share MY room with him, me, the Akatsuki leader? Ugh ... what a humiliation. 11 p.m. something else ... Deidara, the girl, had to pull a cardboard partition through the room, of course. Do I look so gay that I would string it? Hrm, although, I could take a look for research purposes á la 'Let's see if Deidara is actually a man' ... but you never know whether Deidara will turn you into minced meat with his explosives ... No, I am too attached to my room and myself and I am not at all masochistic. Mh, I remember ... how was that again, forging plans for revenge on Deidara? Now I have to come up with something nasty. In a way, it's convenient for Deidara to occupy my room.