Translation
Akatsuki gaaaanz anders (oneshots)
Deidara Boy or Girl?
Once upon a time there was a wonderful rainy day. Itachi, Kisame and Kakuzu played cards while Pein and Tobi sat on the sofa and watched TV. Zetzu's black half was making a bet with his white half and Hidan was praying to Jashin.
“I can't lay anything anymore. I'll pass. "Said Kisame sadly." And you Kakuzu? " Itachi asked, confident of victory. "Street." Said Kakuzu and put his cards on the table. "Full house!" Itachi called, put down his cards and took the prize. "You are a cheater Itachi!" Snapped Kakuzu Itachi angrily. "No, you are just bad." countered Itachi. They first fought and then played another round.
In front of the TV ...
"What's on TV?" Asked Pein and then drank from his cup of coffee. Tobi replied: "Pokemon is on this channel and the other educational series." “Then stay on Pokemon. Anyway, I want to know what all 150 Pokemon look like and how this little kid wants to catch them all without a team. "Said Pein. was happy Tobi. "I'm tired of the other sings anyway." Tobi said. "Tell me about it." said Pein.
Suddenly Deidara came in with a big smile on her face.
,,Hi guys. I have wonderful news! "He strolled even more. Kakuzu asked: Did you rob a large bank?" "No." Itachi asked, "Do you want to play with my cat?" "Uh, no." Kisame asked, "Is there fish for dinner?" ,, No .... ok maybe, but that's not what I mean. "
Then Pain asks: "Have you caught a biju?" "No." Then Pain asked the final question: "What is this wonderful news?" "I'm pregnant!" Everyone was startled and looked quickly at Deidara. Hidan only got a loud, "Oh my God!"
Pain spat out his coffee again and Tobi ducked his head for some reason.
Now it was also clear what kind of bet the Zetzu halves had made.
"Ha, I knew that he was actually one of them." "Oh man, but you were right about Haku too.
And a bet is a bet. "Zetzu's white half gave Zetzu's black half 5 euros.
“It's time to run away. I go to Pokemon. And weggggggg !!! "said Tobi before he turned into a glowing ball and disappeared on TV. Pain's eyes got bigger and bigger. He had to expect something like this to happen. I mean with such a gang I would expect everything .
“I can't lay anything anymore. I'll pass. "Said Kisame sadly." And you Kakuzu? " Itachi asked, confident of victory. "Street." Said Kakuzu and put his cards on the table. "Full house!" Itachi called, put down his cards and took the prize. "You are a cheater Itachi!" Snapped Kakuzu Itachi angrily. "No, you are just bad." countered Itachi. They first fought and then played another round.
In front of the TV ...
"What's on TV?" Asked Pein and then drank from his cup of coffee. Tobi replied: "Pokemon is on this channel and the other educational series." “Then stay on Pokemon. Anyway, I want to know what all 150 Pokemon look like and how this little kid wants to catch them all without a team. "Said Pein. was happy Tobi. "I'm tired of the other sings anyway." Tobi said. "Tell me about it." said Pein.
Suddenly Deidara came in with a big smile on her face.
,,Hi guys. I have wonderful news! "He strolled even more. Kakuzu asked: Did you rob a large bank?" "No." Itachi asked, "Do you want to play with my cat?" "Uh, no." Kisame asked, "Is there fish for dinner?" ,, No .... ok maybe, but that's not what I mean. "
Then Pain asks: "Have you caught a biju?" "No." Then Pain asked the final question: "What is this wonderful news?" "I'm pregnant!" Everyone was startled and looked quickly at Deidara. Hidan only got a loud, "Oh my God!"
Pain spat out his coffee again and Tobi ducked his head for some reason.
Now it was also clear what kind of bet the Zetzu halves had made.
"Ha, I knew that he was actually one of them." "Oh man, but you were right about Haku too.
And a bet is a bet. "Zetzu's white half gave Zetzu's black half 5 euros.
“It's time to run away. I go to Pokemon. And weggggggg !!! "said Tobi before he turned into a glowing ball and disappeared on TV. Pain's eyes got bigger and bigger. He had to expect something like this to happen. I mean with such a gang I would expect everything .