"So Usopp, as discussed," she smiled mysteriously at him.
"Yes Nami, as discussed. But don't you think the police will get wind of it?"
"Certainly not, I have removed all traces. Everything is going according to plan." She reassured him immediately, it really had been a grandiose plan of hers, only one thing had to be done, after that everything would be perfect.
Usopp nodded silently and opened the door.
"Good morning Sir Smoker," he echoed with a beaming face.
"I hope you slept well," said Nami Zucker in a cute voice.
"I need to talk to you about a tiny thing ..." she began. She paused briefly when she saw the smoker not looking up at her, but that didn't intimidate her in the least.
"I want to suggest a new budget cut project to you ..." she said without a period.
Usopp listened to her speech, but slowly he was surprised that Smoker didn't show the slightest reaction.
He went to him and put two fingers on the carotid artery to take the pulse.
"... if they are half of ...", "Nami," began Usopp. "... then you can 50% ...", "Nami!", Usop got a little louder.
"... not to be forgotten ...", "NAMI!" Shouted Usopp.
"WHAT?" She hissed back in annoyance.
“I think Smoker is death.” It came dry from him, the shock was still too deep inside him.
Nami's eyes widened, but that was short-lived. She started giggling and grinning crookedly.
"What's so funny?", Usopp was really shocked at the audacity of the orange-haired.
"I say that is the decree of God."
Confused, the black-haired looked at her, "what do you mean?"
Nami propped her head on the palm and tilted it a bit, "well, Framm would say Hie is Hie, but then I say we don't have to do the extra work to get him voluntarily to leave the villa to the bank."
Usopp still understood the station.
Nami clapped her hands, "Come on, get rid of the corpse."
A choked cry came from Usopp, why take the corpse away? "W ... why?" He stammered.
"The police will of course suspect us immediately, that's why."
"You maybe because you cheated on him out of 1 million, but why me? I'm just the gardener."
"Do you know the policy of the police?" Nami asked in a triumphant voice.
"No," said Usopp in a rather meek voice.
"It was always the gardener."
"WAAHHHHHH!" He shouted and ran around in circles.
Nami gave him a slap on the back of the head, "calm down, we'll take the corpse away. No corpse, no murder."
She went to Smoker and tried to pick him up, but because he was quite heavy, he just crashed to the floor.
Nami shrugged, just took his arm and pulled on it.
"Man Usopp, don't stand there stupid, help me."
The gardener was afraid of a corpse, but he was even more afraid of a Nami.He stood next to her and tugged on the arm too. Slowly they pulled him across the carpet, but suddenly they heard voices.
"Let's get out of here," she grabbed the black-haired man by the collar and dragged him out.

"How hams nomai ghousn?" Franky asked the policeman.
"My name is Lorenor Zorro, I'm the inspector. This is Monkey D. Luffy, my detective assistant." He pointed to his side.
Luffy waved, "Hello," he greeted the caretaker.
"Why do you say he's a monkey?" Asked Franky, slightly angry. Simply calling someone a monkey didn't work for him at all.
"Why monkey?", Zorro wondered.
"Well, monkey hoist on daitsch aff."
"His name is Monkey D. Luffy, you see?"
Franky looked uncertainly from Luffy to Zorro.
"Do you understand that now?" The green-haired snapped at him angrily.
"She san the Inschpekta and hoisn Lorenor Zorro and that's there crime scene and thinks Monkey D. Luffy gets it."
"Exactly. What? No! Only Monkey D. Luffy", Zorro was getting too stupid with him.
"Eat egaal, want to D'Leich seng now?"
The policemen nodded in sync.
Franky opened the door and pointed inside, "Thu aufm Schreibdiisch liggts", he said confidently.
There was silence after these words.
"Umm boss, can you see a body there?" Luffy looked at the green-haired man.
He shook his head, "No, Luffy, I can't see a corpse either." "Where is she now, Mr. Framm?" He roared.
"Before that, the writing desk is gling," he went to the desk and pointed with his finger. "Exactly do what."
Angry, Zorro trudged to the caretaker, "Was that just a joke on your part, well wait, that will have consequences for you. You can believe me ...", he continued to scold the blue-haired man, who was getting smaller and smaller the inspector's accusations.
Luffy looked around a bit and could see a man at the other end of the room.
Is that the corpse? He thought to himself and went to the man, he felt the pulse, nothing.
He went to his boss and pulled on his boss' sleeve.
"Boss, there is the corpse", he pointed to the place where the corpse lay.
"Very good, Luffy," he praised the black-haired man, who turned red with embarrassment. It was seldom that he was praised by Zorro.
"But one thing I ask myself, how did she get there?"
"Why do I look so o?"
"I ask her how she got from the desk to the floor, did she get up and wanted to light a cigarette, or what !?", the green-haired yelled again.
Franky waved his hand briefly, "naaaa." He said.
That brought Zorro quite confused, "what no?" He asked in amazement.
"The chef hod cigars, koine cigarettes," he said confidently.
The vein on Zorro's forehead became dangerously large, "don't say such jokes to the police anymore, otherwise lock ...!", began the inspector and had completely forgotten the body.
Luffy looked from one to the other uncertainly, he was really afraid of his boss.


Yeah, the first chapter. thank you for enjoying the polog.
Mama XDD is happy about that
see you sometime, promised * obvious wink *
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