Translation
Fanfic: Akatsuki beim Arzt
Chapter: At the ophthalmologist
Akatsuki at the doctor
2 days before
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the birds were chirping and all Akatsukis were happy and content. All but one. Pain. Because he was just reading a letter from the employment office:
° Dear Mr. Pain,
Unfortunately, we have to inform you that we, the always friendly employees of the employment office, had to find out that we have no medical reports from your employees. We ask you to send us the results as soon as possible, otherwise we will have to close your organization. Section 16 of our new employee handbook states that we need a report from an eye, dermatologist and dentist, as well as one from a psychologist.
Sincerely, the sympathetic, attractive and friendly employment office team ^^ °
Pain then ordered all Akatsukis to go to the doctor to get the various certificates.
Day 1. Ophthalmologist
The Akatsukis had been sitting in the ophthalmologist's waiting room for two hours. "When is it finally Tobi's turn?" Whined Tobi. "We'll definitely be there soon.", Konan said soothingly. At that moment a shrill voice rang out over the running speakers. "Itachi Uchiha, please into the examination room. Itachi Uchiha, please into the examination room." "Why is Itachi not allowed to see aunt doctor and Tobi?" "Shut up!" Came from all Akas.
At Itachi
"So, Mr. Uchiha, please take a seat," said the ophthalmologist. The young woman was sitting in front of her computer with her back to Itachi. Meanwhile, the Uchiha sat down on the large patient chair. "Please read the first row of numbers on the board," asked the doctor Itachi. "9472.", answered the Uchiha in his monotonous tone. "Very good and the next one too." "5180." "And below." "2854." "And now the one at the bottom." "1935." "Really good, Mr. Uchiha, you got everything right. I'll get yours Now check your eyes even closer and then they can go. "The doctor turned to Itachi for the first time. "Oh my god. Your eyes are all red. You-you are BLEED!" The woman screamed hysterically. "No, that's completely normal ..." He got no further because the doctor interrupted him. “You have to be operated on immediately!” “You don't get too close to my precious Sharingan with a knife!” The Uchiha replied harshly. "YOUR EYES HAVE TO BE OPERATED. THEY ARE RED, SO THEY ARE BLOODING !!!!!!!!!!!!!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES ! "" NO! "...
Back in the waiting room ten minutes later
"There you are, Itachi. How was it?", Zetzu asked curiously. "The doctor wanted to operate on my eyes." "And?", Kisame now wanted to know. "So my eyes are still there and the doctor is dead." "ITACHI !!!", Konan said accusingly. "The snipe wanted to go to my Sharingan, she was definitely commissioned by Sasuke, who wants the eternal Mangekyo Sharingan.", Said the addressed and in his eyes I saw a crazy glint. "Okeee?And what should we do now? The doctor is dead ", Konan asked and gave Itachi a dirty look. He was not deterred by the look." Fake it. ", he said then only in a monotonous tone." Fake? But only bad boys do that. Tobi is a good boy. Tobi doesn't fake. Tobi only does things that are allowed. We can look for another ophthalmologist! "" We fake! "Tobi received an unanimous answer from everyone.
So it was a done deal and the certificates for the first doctor's appointment were quickly forged. The next day they would go to the dermatologist.
Hope you liked it even if it was a bit short. Hopefully the next one will be longer. I would be really happy about commis
LG your Yuki-chan_97
2 days before
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the birds were chirping and all Akatsukis were happy and content. All but one. Pain. Because he was just reading a letter from the employment office:
° Dear Mr. Pain,
Unfortunately, we have to inform you that we, the always friendly employees of the employment office, had to find out that we have no medical reports from your employees. We ask you to send us the results as soon as possible, otherwise we will have to close your organization. Section 16 of our new employee handbook states that we need a report from an eye, dermatologist and dentist, as well as one from a psychologist.
Sincerely, the sympathetic, attractive and friendly employment office team ^^ °
Pain then ordered all Akatsukis to go to the doctor to get the various certificates.
Day 1. Ophthalmologist
The Akatsukis had been sitting in the ophthalmologist's waiting room for two hours. "When is it finally Tobi's turn?" Whined Tobi. "We'll definitely be there soon.", Konan said soothingly. At that moment a shrill voice rang out over the running speakers. "Itachi Uchiha, please into the examination room. Itachi Uchiha, please into the examination room." "Why is Itachi not allowed to see aunt doctor and Tobi?" "Shut up!" Came from all Akas.
At Itachi
"So, Mr. Uchiha, please take a seat," said the ophthalmologist. The young woman was sitting in front of her computer with her back to Itachi. Meanwhile, the Uchiha sat down on the large patient chair. "Please read the first row of numbers on the board," asked the doctor Itachi. "9472.", answered the Uchiha in his monotonous tone. "Very good and the next one too." "5180." "And below." "2854." "And now the one at the bottom." "1935." "Really good, Mr. Uchiha, you got everything right. I'll get yours Now check your eyes even closer and then they can go. "The doctor turned to Itachi for the first time. "Oh my god. Your eyes are all red. You-you are BLEED!" The woman screamed hysterically. "No, that's completely normal ..." He got no further because the doctor interrupted him. “You have to be operated on immediately!” “You don't get too close to my precious Sharingan with a knife!” The Uchiha replied harshly. "YOUR EYES HAVE TO BE OPERATED. THEY ARE RED, SO THEY ARE BLOODING !!!!!!!!!!!!!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES ! "" NO! "...
Back in the waiting room ten minutes later
"There you are, Itachi. How was it?", Zetzu asked curiously. "The doctor wanted to operate on my eyes." "And?", Kisame now wanted to know. "So my eyes are still there and the doctor is dead." "ITACHI !!!", Konan said accusingly. "The snipe wanted to go to my Sharingan, she was definitely commissioned by Sasuke, who wants the eternal Mangekyo Sharingan.", Said the addressed and in his eyes I saw a crazy glint. "Okeee?And what should we do now? The doctor is dead ", Konan asked and gave Itachi a dirty look. He was not deterred by the look." Fake it. ", he said then only in a monotonous tone." Fake? But only bad boys do that. Tobi is a good boy. Tobi doesn't fake. Tobi only does things that are allowed. We can look for another ophthalmologist! "" We fake! "Tobi received an unanimous answer from everyone.
So it was a done deal and the certificates for the first doctor's appointment were quickly forged. The next day they would go to the dermatologist.
Hope you liked it even if it was a bit short. Hopefully the next one will be longer. I would be really happy about commis
LG your Yuki-chan_97