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Fanfic: Akatsuki beim Arzt
Chapter: At the dermatologist
Day 2. At the dermatologist
“I don't want to go in there!” “Oh, come on, Kisame. What's bad going to happen to that?” “No idea, something bad!” The Akatsukis were still trying to pull Kisame into the dermatologist's office. After many attempts at persuasion and a little violence, the Akatsukis carried the unconscious Kisame into the waiting room. "Hidan, did you really have to knock him out?" Asked Konan. "Why? He wouldn't have come with us otherwise."
After a short wait, a nurse came into the waiting room. "Good afternoon," she said in a friendly tone, "if Mr. Hidan would please come into the treatment room. Oh yes, since our practice has only recently opened, a man from the dermatologists' union will be there to assess the doctor. Let her But don't bother with him. So please, Mr. Hidan, follow me. "Sullen, Hidan followed the nurse.
In the treatment room
“I can't see any problems on your skin, Mr. Hidan, you can go and pick up the certificate at reception.” Still in a bad mood, Hidan left the examining room. ° Why do we have to see a doctor at all? I would rather sacrifice the doctor Jashin now ^^ ° "Please let Mr. Pain know that he is the next one."
At Pain
“Have a seat, please.” “Hm.” Pain sat grumpily on the examination chair. "Let me have a look. Do you have any skin problems?" "No." "And with the piercings?" "No" "Nevertheless you should avoid further piercings." "No." Without another word, Pain left the room.
All Akatsukis, except Kisame, Zetsu and Tobi, had already had their turn, and all had received their certificate, although Kakuzu needed a lot of persuasion to convince the doctor that he would not cut himself and that Deidara would hide his additional mouths at the order of the leader had to. Next it was Kisame's turn.
At Kisame
Kisame is just stepping into the examination room when the dermatologist started screaming "Oh my God ..." "That means Jashin!", Came Hidan's waiting room. "Your skin is blue and ... scaly ?!" Kisame was silent and imagined the worst things the doctor could do with him. "This is really a bad case of ..."
An hour later in the waiting room
Kisame enters the waiting room. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! A monster!", Tobi shouted hysterically. "I'm not a monster, but Kisame, idiot!" "What is that on your face? And on the rest of your body?", Konan asked, shocked. "Three kilos of moisturizing cream and a cucumber mask ^^. That should firm my skin and make it supple." "Hääääääää?", Asked all Akas "That should help my skin!" "Asooooo." "Oh yes, it's your turn next, Zetsu . "
At Zetsu
When Zetsu entered the room, the doctor started screaming like Kisame's, but this time "Oh my god ..." "That means Jashin, make a note of that !!!"" I always wanted to have a case like this. "" Huh? "" That skin. This plant-like. I describe exactly such a case in my doctoral thesis. "" Okeee? "" Let me examine you. Then we can also clarify the formalities for the operation right away. "" I don't want to have an operation! " "WHAT? Oh pleaseeeeeeeee, I've always wanted to operate on something like that. "" No. "And already Zetsu left the room.
Again in the waiting room
"And Zetsu, what did he say about your plant?" Asked Kisame, who was still wearing the cucumber mask, teasingly. "He wanted to operate on me." "You too? I knew it was all a conspiracy! And did you kill the doctor!" "Nope." "How now?" Hidan asked skeptically. ° Although, then maybe I can still sacrifice the guy! Muhahahaha °, he thought then. "I just responded. And Tobi, it's your turn now." "Tobi doesn't want to, what if the uncle does the same thing with Tobi as he does with Kisame? Can't you come Konan?" Asked Tobi, putting on an innocence mine which nobody saw because of the mask. "If you have to.", Konan replied bored.
With Tobi and Konan
"Ah the last patient. And you are his ... mother?" And the doctor had Konan's hand on his face. "I'm sorry," he stammered. Then he turned to Tobi. "Please take off the mask, little one." "Tobi doesn't want to." "I'll give you a lollipop too." "Yeah, lollipop !!!" "Then take off the mask." "NO, TOBI DOESN'T WANT THE MASK TAKE OFF !!! "" Now take off the damn mask !!! "" T-Tobi doesn't want to take off the mask. "And with that he started to cry. "Great, they did a great job. And that's what she calls a doctor. He doesn't want to take off the mask and you make him cry.", Konan grumbled at the doctor. "She's right. So if you always deal with difficult patients like that, you can't become a doctor!" Said the man from the dermatologists' union, who hadn't spoken the whole time. "B-But ..." "Nothing but! I will close this practice!" "NEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIN!" Shouted the doctor, but it didn't help, the practice was closed on the same day.
The man from the dermatologists' union apologized again to Tobi and Konan and gave them the certificate for Tobi. Thus, all Akas had the findings from the dermatologist and the dermatologist from then on no longer had a practice. The next day they would go to the dentist.
Hope you enjoyed this Kapi too. I would be very happy about clerks, whether praise or criticism. Try to get the next kapi out quickly.
LG your Yuki-chan_97
“I don't want to go in there!” “Oh, come on, Kisame. What's bad going to happen to that?” “No idea, something bad!” The Akatsukis were still trying to pull Kisame into the dermatologist's office. After many attempts at persuasion and a little violence, the Akatsukis carried the unconscious Kisame into the waiting room. "Hidan, did you really have to knock him out?" Asked Konan. "Why? He wouldn't have come with us otherwise."
After a short wait, a nurse came into the waiting room. "Good afternoon," she said in a friendly tone, "if Mr. Hidan would please come into the treatment room. Oh yes, since our practice has only recently opened, a man from the dermatologists' union will be there to assess the doctor. Let her But don't bother with him. So please, Mr. Hidan, follow me. "Sullen, Hidan followed the nurse.
In the treatment room
“I can't see any problems on your skin, Mr. Hidan, you can go and pick up the certificate at reception.” Still in a bad mood, Hidan left the examining room. ° Why do we have to see a doctor at all? I would rather sacrifice the doctor Jashin now ^^ ° "Please let Mr. Pain know that he is the next one."
At Pain
“Have a seat, please.” “Hm.” Pain sat grumpily on the examination chair. "Let me have a look. Do you have any skin problems?" "No." "And with the piercings?" "No" "Nevertheless you should avoid further piercings." "No." Without another word, Pain left the room.
All Akatsukis, except Kisame, Zetsu and Tobi, had already had their turn, and all had received their certificate, although Kakuzu needed a lot of persuasion to convince the doctor that he would not cut himself and that Deidara would hide his additional mouths at the order of the leader had to. Next it was Kisame's turn.
At Kisame
Kisame is just stepping into the examination room when the dermatologist started screaming "Oh my God ..." "That means Jashin!", Came Hidan's waiting room. "Your skin is blue and ... scaly ?!" Kisame was silent and imagined the worst things the doctor could do with him. "This is really a bad case of ..."
An hour later in the waiting room
Kisame enters the waiting room. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! A monster!", Tobi shouted hysterically. "I'm not a monster, but Kisame, idiot!" "What is that on your face? And on the rest of your body?", Konan asked, shocked. "Three kilos of moisturizing cream and a cucumber mask ^^. That should firm my skin and make it supple." "Hääääääää?", Asked all Akas "That should help my skin!" "Asooooo." "Oh yes, it's your turn next, Zetsu . "
At Zetsu
When Zetsu entered the room, the doctor started screaming like Kisame's, but this time "Oh my god ..." "That means Jashin, make a note of that !!!"" I always wanted to have a case like this. "" Huh? "" That skin. This plant-like. I describe exactly such a case in my doctoral thesis. "" Okeee? "" Let me examine you. Then we can also clarify the formalities for the operation right away. "" I don't want to have an operation! " "WHAT? Oh pleaseeeeeeeee, I've always wanted to operate on something like that. "" No. "And already Zetsu left the room.
Again in the waiting room
"And Zetsu, what did he say about your plant?" Asked Kisame, who was still wearing the cucumber mask, teasingly. "He wanted to operate on me." "You too? I knew it was all a conspiracy! And did you kill the doctor!" "Nope." "How now?" Hidan asked skeptically. ° Although, then maybe I can still sacrifice the guy! Muhahahaha °, he thought then. "I just responded. And Tobi, it's your turn now." "Tobi doesn't want to, what if the uncle does the same thing with Tobi as he does with Kisame? Can't you come Konan?" Asked Tobi, putting on an innocence mine which nobody saw because of the mask. "If you have to.", Konan replied bored.
With Tobi and Konan
"Ah the last patient. And you are his ... mother?" And the doctor had Konan's hand on his face. "I'm sorry," he stammered. Then he turned to Tobi. "Please take off the mask, little one." "Tobi doesn't want to." "I'll give you a lollipop too." "Yeah, lollipop !!!" "Then take off the mask." "NO, TOBI DOESN'T WANT THE MASK TAKE OFF !!! "" Now take off the damn mask !!! "" T-Tobi doesn't want to take off the mask. "And with that he started to cry. "Great, they did a great job. And that's what she calls a doctor. He doesn't want to take off the mask and you make him cry.", Konan grumbled at the doctor. "She's right. So if you always deal with difficult patients like that, you can't become a doctor!" Said the man from the dermatologists' union, who hadn't spoken the whole time. "B-But ..." "Nothing but! I will close this practice!" "NEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIN!" Shouted the doctor, but it didn't help, the practice was closed on the same day.
The man from the dermatologists' union apologized again to Tobi and Konan and gave them the certificate for Tobi. Thus, all Akas had the findings from the dermatologist and the dermatologist from then on no longer had a practice. The next day they would go to the dentist.
Hope you enjoyed this Kapi too. I would be very happy about clerks, whether praise or criticism. Try to get the next kapi out quickly.
LG your Yuki-chan_97