Translation
Hilfe, die Medien kommen
3. The battle of the undisputed woman killer
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Þ Admin: Kakashi Hatake
Þ Moderators: Anko Mitarashi, Maito Gai, Kurenai Yuhi, Asuma Sarutobi
Þ Members: 16
Þ Date: Sat, October 1, 2011
Þ Time: 8:41 pm
[Online: Hokage No Raamen, Prince Charming, Twinky Pinky, Lil Picasso, Beauty Mess, Power Flower, Young Light, Little Miss Sunshine, Hot Dog, Blackberry Diamond]
[Offline: Chips Flips, Shogi Chara, Fortuna Lover, Black Mosquito, Womanizer, Suna Sandman]
Raamen No Hokage: Hello? = D
Prince Charming: Don't get nervous. .___.
Raamen No Hokage: You are a great friend. Would you ignore me like that in public?
Twinky Pinky: Naruto, you are rarely stupid.
Raamen No Hokage: But Sakura-chan ...
Twinky Pinky: 1. Are we here - more or less - in public and 2. Sasuke has been ignoring you since the Grande School.
Raamen No Hokage: Isn't it true! Sakura, don't you stab me in the back too. That's ultra mean, really now.
Beauty Mess: Who had that idea again? Q_Q
Raamen No Hokage: Ino ?! Ô.Ó
Twinky Pinky: I think the one above me.
Raamen No Hokage: Sakura ?!
Beauty Mess: Whaaaas it is, Naruto ?! : /
Twinky Pinky: Yes please, Naruto? O.o
Raamen No Hokage: Ah, well, I thought you ignored me! C (:
Beauty Mess: Naruuutooo ?!
Twinky Pinky: Rarely stupid, I say yes. @. @
Raamen No Hokage: What do they have? O_O
Lil Picasso: Probably the same problem as the girls at the Broaden Club the other day, who just turned around when you told them about the different noodle soups.
Raamen No Hokage: What is wrong with showing a woman your virtues? I thought emancipated women like educated men because of the zeitgeist and so on ...
Power Flower: Naruto? You are a real woman killer. Instead of chatting about ordinary things, you rub your abnormal Raamen sympathy under their noses.
Raamen No Hokage: Do you all have to pick on me like that? I really thought we were friends!
Power Flower: Don't come on this tour, will you? After all, you're the guy among us. You don't even need to press on the lacrimal gland, comprendre?
Raamen No Hokage: What? .___.
Power Flower: I'm giving up. -_-
Hot Mess: Amen, sister!
Young Light: I don't like to say it, but I think you're too rude to him.
Prince Charming: Said the one who didn't have a girlfriend yet.
Young Light: What can I do to ensure that women suffer from aberrations of taste?
Prince Charming: Between us: You were so desperate that you spun intrigues and stretched out my last love affair.
Hot Dog: Whaaaas? Really Lee? Oh man, that's why she attacked Sasuke like a wild fury.
Young Light: That's not true, Sasuke and you know it! She approached me.
Prince Charming: Yes, and lately spiders can go through walls.Hot Mess: Hinata, where is Neji anyway? Let's get around the stupid talk of these pubescent adolescents! : P
Little Miss Sunshine: As far as I know, he's on a school trip. Japan is on the program and you will even visit a real shrine.
Blackberry Diamont: I thought he was strictly against the community? :O
Little Miss Sunshine: Was he too ...
Blackberry Diamont: But?
Little Miss Sunshine: Well, thihi, let's say he has a nice cousin. ;)
Hot Mess: Huh ...? : O: * Hinata, you are just great! Every child who does not appreciate and recognize your love should be braised upside down in a large soup bowl and then served with basil on tomato and petasley.
Raamen No Hokage: Why do I have such a bad stomach ache?
Lil Picasso: I'm in favor of putting off the soup pot.
Hot Mess: place? Time?
Lil Picasso: Shall we say, at Sasuke's, in half an hour?
Prince Charming: Hey, you can clean up the mess - I'm expecting visitors.
Twinky Pinky: QQQQQQQQQQQWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEETZ SCHSCHSCHSCHOOOOOOOUAUAUAUAUA CHAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAA: @ @. @ Q_Q @. @ @:
Raamen No Hokage: Sakura ...?
Prince Charming: Are you okay?
Lil Picasso: Not that you got infected from Naruto?
Twinky Pinky: Everything. in. best. Order! : @ My keyboard only sponn something - puuh, yep, works again. I am for your idea, Ino and Sai!
Hot Mess: ???
Lil Picasso: ???
Twinky Pinky: Well, the meeting at Sasuke's in half an hour ...?!
Hot Mess: Oh soooo!
Twinky Pinky: Yep, see you in a minute and God mercy, Sasuke, if you leave to visit your lounges beforehand.
Charming Prince: Twisted World! I don't have a queue! :O
Blackberry Diamont: Oh, that's a girl insider, Sasu. See you soon guys. I'll bring my two weird brothers, okay?
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