Hina and Smoker have arranged to have coffee to talk about the old days.
Meanwhile, in the café, the song "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado is announced on the radio, to which the green-haired man is made aware by his colleague.
Hina: Grr ... Hina doesn't like the song.
Smoker: * Sip coffee * Why not? It's a really brisk song.
Hina: Hina reminds the song of someone Hina doesn't like.
Smoker: And which one would be?
Hina: Well who? That damn Boa Hancock!
Smoker: * calmly continue drinking coffee * And what does the song have to do with her?
Hina: Pay attention to the text, then Smoker will notice!
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around,
All you crazy people come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees, knees
Either want to be with me, or be me!
Hina: Did Smoker hear it ?! Has smoker, has smoker ?! * want to know *
Smoker: Yeah, I guess there is something to it. * Text related to Hancock *
Hina: Hina said it! This arrogant cow just wants attention and thinks she is the most beautiful one around! * Vein throbbing on forehead *
Smoker: Apparently she's not the only one ... take a look around.
Hina: Oh, these mindless idiots, they think with something completely different than with their head!
Smoker: * pensive look * You look like you are trying desperately to hold back something that you absolutely want to tell me. ô.o
Hina: * can't stand it any longer and explodes * This text! From the first line to the last, he's perfectly matched to that damn Hancock! >: O
Smoker: * relaxed coffee in a cup *
Hina: * screams lines of text through café and waving arms wildly *
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love,
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all!
Hina: Maneater! That's her real name, Hina is absolutely sure of that! >: C
Smoker: * Carefully sip hot coffee *
Hina: * rumgröhl *
Smoker: Well, I would have liked the last sentence for you! u_u
Hina: The last sentence is so true! * take a sip of coffee to calm yourself down *
And when she walks she walks with passion
when she talks, she talks as she can handle it
when she asks for something boy she means it
Even if you never ever seen it
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
You do anything to keep her by your side
Because, she said she love you, love you long time!
Hina: Hina said she wanted attention!Hina was right!
Smoker: Nobody said you were wrong about that either! ô.o
Hina: Hina thought so! It only captivates everyone with its "beauty"! She takes advantage of them and promises them that she will love them forever! * explosive is *
Smoker: Cool off again! It's just a song!
Hina: Hina can't! * fidgeting wildly *
Smoker: ù. ú * roll your eyes *
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard,
Make you want all of her love
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all!
Hina: Maneater! Maneater! Maneater! >: O * excitement, excitement, excitement *
Smoker: -. - "* sigh *
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met her at all!
Hina: GRRR !!! * Volcanic eruption! crushed coffee cup in anger *
Smoker: -. - "Does this damn refrain have to come twice in a row ?! * annoyed think *
Hina: * don't notice blood on hand at all *
Smoker: Hina, don't cut everything down! You're almost as bad as Hancock! ù.ú
Hina: Does Smoker belong to those mindless idiots and take this Hancock under protection ?! Smoker has disappointed Hina bitterly! * glaring angry with eyes *
Smoker: ò. ó * huge eyes get stunned with disbelief *
Never ever met her at all!
You wish you never ever met her at all!
You wish you never ever met her at all!
You wish you never ever met her at all!
You wish you never ever met her at all!
Hina: So true! So true! So true! Hina is so angry! * Completely forget the argument and get excited about the song again *
Smoker: * get up, go to Hina and suddenly take her bleeding hand *
Hina: What is Smoker up to? * confused look *
Smoker: * Take out the handkerchief and wrap Hina's hand *
Hina: * has a slight red sheen on her face * O /// O
Smoker: Finally the song is over and we can concentrate on the essentials! * sit back on the chair *
Hina: The essentials? ô /// o * is still red *
Smoker: * Raise your arm and call for service * Service! We need a new cup and rag!
Hina: * keep quiet and look down * Thanks ... Smoker!
Smoker: Then we would have clarified that! So let's forget about that Hancock and finally talk about our amusing old days! * slightly smile *
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Ok, I'll admit, I don't like Hancock that much, and I don't like Hancock x Luffy that much either.Still, I think the Hancock x Luffy scenes are very funny and therefore don't hate pairing. : 'D
But I think this song is just perfect for making fun of Hancock! 8D
* bow apologetically to Hancock fans *
And yes, I like Hina x Smoker! <3
In the beginning I didn't intend to make a little Hina x Smoker chapter out of this chapter, but it just developed like that while writing ... hope you can understand that. ^^ "
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