Translation

Watashi wa kōkai shite imasen

Chapter 3: ♦ Something stinks here ♦

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Chapter 3: ♦ Something stinks here ♦
"Children experience nothing as sharp and bitter as injustice."
Charles Dickens

It had been a crazy day. After saying goodbye to Hinamori-san and Toshiro, I ran home as fast as I could. But I didn't get very far. Oto-san caught me on the Hakutōmo and scolded me at first. I was crying and he was annoyed we went home. Our house was not far from the Kuchiki estate. We had dinner together and then I had to go to bed. As punishment for driving me around in Rukongai again, I was supposed to help 4th Company clean the drainage channels tomorrow. That was so unfair. Now I had finally found someone to play with and as a reward I was allowed to shit away.
I lay down on my stomach, buried my face in the pillow, and pulled the covers over my head. I was pretty tired and it wasn't long in coming before I closed my eyes and fell asleep.


When I opened my eyes, the sun was shining right in my face. As I lay there so lifeless in bed I wondered if it would ever rain again? The heat had been so unbearable. As if in slow motion, I got up and walked very slowly to my closet. I put on my pink Jimbei. Like yesterday, Hinamori-san, I wore my hair in two small braids.
In the kitchen I drank a glass of milk. As every morning, there was a note on the table. I didn't have to look at it to know what it said.
Another disadvantage of Shinigamis, if you really needed them, they were never there. But I didn't mean to complain. Oto-san had been a good father and I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.
In front of the house, on the stairs, I pulled my Waraji on, which were much more comfortable than these Getas. I ran to the "tool shed" next to the house. I would definitely not go into the horror sewer unprotected.
My weapons were a small trading wagon that Iba-san and I had built, a shovel, a pot (as head protection), a cloth and a pair of rubber gloves. I stowed everything in the car and ran towards 4th Company.
Iba-san had done a really good job with the little runabout. I should thank him again for that. At first I ran normally until I got bored and it got more and more winding. In the end, I even sat in the thing and drove around with it.
When I arrived at the site of the 4th Company, I saw a young woman walking towards me. She leaned down to me and smiled kindly.
"You have to be Komamura-chan. Nice to meet you, my name is Saito Yuki", she was an extremely beautiful woman. Her hair was hazel and she had tied it back in a braid."Do we want to get started right away?", She didn't look really enthusiastic, but she wasn't the only one. I nodded to her.
"What is that there?", She pointed to my car.
"Oh, just my armor."
"Eh?"


We stopped in front of the main building of the Shinigami Academy. Saito-chan lifted a stone plate and opened the way to the sewer. A rather pungent smell came from the hole.
While Saito-chan almost vomited, I wondered what Hinamori-san was doing at the academy. Would she learn any Kido sayings that she raved about yesterday?
"Komamura-chan are you ready?", Her face had changed in some way. Suddenly it looked a bit greener ...
"Wait a moment!", Finally my little car was used. First I put the pot on, tied the cloth around my nose so that the stench was a bit more bearable and pulled the rubber gloves over my hands. I held out exactly the same equipment to Sakai-chan. I took a little more with me in case something should burn down there.
"Huh?", She didn't seem to know what I wanted from her.
"Put on all that stuff. You don't want to die down there !!!"
Beginner.
"Oh ... O.K", she obediently put on the armor.
"Are you ready, Komamura-chan?" I swallowed again and took a deep breath.
"Yes, good luck down there!", I took a broom and a brush and climbed into damnation first. Saito-chan followed me.
"How long has it been since someone cleaned up down here?"
"I don't even know anymore. Definitely for some time ... hehe", she smiled pained.
I started cleaning the floor with the broom and Saito-chan scrubbed the walls free. I didn't know how long we'd been fighting for our lives down here, but it was just excruciating. After a while the towels that hung in front of our faces didn't help either. At least the rubber gloves were good for something. After a while it looked pretty clean down here. The only thing missing was the water.
"I think the drain is blocked."
"Eh? And what does that mean?"
"One of us has to go in there and see what is blocking it", oh no, she didn't want me to jump into this broth.
"Well ... actually we're only down here because you didn't follow your father's rules so I would say you should ..."
"WHAT ?! No, I'm not getting into other people's poop !!!"
"Do you think I'll do that !!! I'm completely innocent after all," she was right, but it was so terribly disgusting. But as the saying goes: "The cleverer gives in."
"Well, I'll do it. Do you have such a sucking thing?", She nodded and climbed the ladder out of the hole. I took off my waraji and pulled my pants and sleeves further up.
Suddenly I winced as the suction thinga fell on the floor. Saito-chan just stayed upstairs and looked through the hole."What shoud that?"
"I just want to have a safe distance ... you understand, don't you?" I growled softly and took the teat. I stepped very carefully into the green mass. It felt very warm and every now and then something brushed my legs. Even at the thought of what it could have been, I got goosebumps.
I submerged the teat and began to "suck". Again and again a few air bubbles shot up until, as I expected, a whole fountain shot up and caught me.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE NOW?!?" Something that looked like algae but strangely it wasn't hung in my hair and brown spots all over my Jimbei. I was close to tears but suddenly I heard a dull noise. Like splashing water and it got louder and louder.
"Saito-chan, do you hear that too?", She looked horrified.
"I thought they turned them off."
"What do you mean by that?"
"The flush, you have to get out of there quickly!"
"THE WHAT?", But before I could react it got me. I held my breath and tried not to open my mouth. Blindly I held on to some sticks so that I wouldn't be torn with the heap. Slowly everything flowed into the drain but I stood petrified.
"Komamura-chan, are you okay?"
That day had been so shitty and I meant that literally.
"I look like that. I'm full of poop from top to bottom!", I got annoyed out of the pool and climbed the ladder. The fresh air felt so good that I just dropped onto the hard floor and breathed in and out a few times.
"Saito-chan, please tell me who's throwing such a shit in the toilet?", She smiled and shrugged her shoulders.
"I don't know maybe the gatekeepers", oh ... they can experience something should they ever run into me at night. I just didn't feel like it anymore and it all stank to heaven.
"I think that should be enough for today, don't you? I'll take you home then you can wash yourself!"
"Yes ... thank you ..." I sighed. Even my armor had no chance against such an attack. How humiliating.
"Put you in the car and I'll pull you"
"Eh? Really?", She just nodded silently. I sat in it and was ready to go.
"Komamura-chan?", Hinamori-san appeared behind me and looked at me in amazement.
"Hello Hinamori-san."
"What are you doing here?"
"Oh ... nothing special and you?"
"Well, I'm out of the academy and wanted to see Shiro-chan. Would you like to come with me?"
"Yes gladly!"
"Nothing there!" Saito-chan suddenly interfered.
"Hääää .... But why not?"
"Have you already forgotten that you are full of ... you know ... and you are not even allowed to be from your father at all", oh yes, I had completely forgotten that. Hinamori-san gave me a rather scrutinizing look.
"What smells like here?", Saito-chan reacted quite excitedly.
"Oh nothing ... you are probably just imagining that!", she took the handle of the car in her hands and pulled it. While Saito-chan wanted to get me out of here as quickly as possible, I waved Hinamori-san behind.
"See you soon and say hello to Toshiro. I'll visit him again soon!"
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