On a rainy day, a girl enters a dark room, it is the projection room of an old, abandoned cinema. The once purple armchairs are already faded and worn, and spiders of all kinds have settled in the popcorn machine. The brunette girl claps her hands and suddenly the hall lights up, on the seats in the first row you can see five tied figures, they are ninjas.

Emi:* Like a ringmaster * Welcome, welcome, to my world, here whereIam the ruler of time and space!
Kisame:The madman sounds like you, Itachi, when you use your Mangekyou Sharingan. = ^ - ^ =
Itachi: I definitely don't sound like that! > / _ <
Kakashi:Yes, somehow a little ^ -ø
Itachi* look angry * but I don't lisple!
Naruto: She lisps ?! I didn't even notice ^ - ^.
ItachiJust very slightly…> / _>
Emi:Hey! Please do not attack my slight language disorder, which, by the way, can only be heard when I speak too quickly! I also wanted to impress you with my speech! * pout *
Sasuke: Impress ?! -.-' Who are you anyway?
Emi:My name is Noemi and I am ...
Naruto:* laughing flash * Nömi ?! What kind of stupid name is that ?! : D
Emi:No-emi, not Nömi, but let's stay with Emi.
Kakashi:Nice and what do you want from us?
Emi:Oh, just make the world a little better ^^
Sasuke:I suspect something bad ...
ItachiIn this regard, I agree with you, for once, Nii-san!
Sasuke:* look angry * how do you want to improve the world with that * pointing at Itachi *?
Emi:* grin * I thought of a few misspellings ...
Kisame:You are doing an MSTing and we are your victims! >. <
Emi: Victim, that sounds so cruel!
Naruto: It is, really now! O_o
Emi:You don't even know what the FF is about!
Sasuke:We don't want to know either ...>. <
Emi:So it's a fan fiction by ... Oh .. Data protection, I can't say ... But it's about pairing SakuraxSasuke ^ - ^ * doesn't tell everything *
Sasuke:o_O help!
Rest: Then why are we here ?!
Emi:Because I like your characters!
Naruto: You like Itachi and Kisame ?! O_o
Sasuke:How can you like THAT?
Emi:I've always liked him ... And then what he did for you * - *
Itachix / _X
Sasuke:Has done for me ?! That killed my family !!
Kisame:Strictly speaking, it was also his family ...
Sasuke:* death glare *
Emi:Hehe ... don't we just want to start? ^ - ^
Kakashi:If need be ._. (the quicker away from this madwoman, the better!)

° The author snaps, the light is immediately dimmed and the projector turns on. °

A forbidden love.
ItachiI don't see any fault - / _-Sasuke:I already -_-
Kakashi &Kisame:Where? O_O
Sasuke:Well, "love" doesn't exist in the relationship with Sakura and me. -.- '
Kisame:You just said "relationship" ^^
Naruto: Maybe it won't be that bad after all. ^ - ^
Emi:Do not be too early, that I only have the title ^ - ^ * Muhahahahaha *
Like every motgen i get up today is a very special day !! The ninja weltkireg is over and the boy I'm lost in has returned ... That's vol tol!
Naruto: I take it all back x_X
ItachiNinja Weltkireg ?! o / _O
Sasuke:Ha! It's not a SakuraxSasuke FF, I wouldn't go back to Konoha until I killed Itachi! * Muhahahahahaha *
Emi:Yes ... Of course .... If you kill Itachi you will be happy ... (If he only knew ...) -_-
Kisame:So many errors, so few commas -
Kakashi:* interrupts Kisame * there are no commas at all !! O_ ø
Emi:What is a motgen? : D
Naruto: A public holiday? ^ - ^
Itachi* annoyed down, says *: MoRgen, after "on" a comma, tag and ninja large. I assume that "weltkireg" means world war, the rest should actually be like this:[...]the boy I lost in has returned, that's really great! - / _-
Sasuke:* whispers * busybody! > _ <
Naruto:Great, that rhymes! ^ - ^

i'm going to have some breakfast and then I'm on my way to the kohnoha hospital.

Kakashi: What does Dan want in Konoha Hospital? ? _ ø
Emi:Well what? After all, he's Tsunades, um, fiancé?
Naruto:He wants to be resuscitated ^ - ^.
Sasuke:How is he supposed to get there when he's dead ?! >. <
Naruto:I haven't thought that far ... * pout *
Kakashi:Naruto, why does "I" have to be capitalized?
Naruto: Because you're selfish: D?
Kakashi:* hopeless * No, because it is the beginning of a sentence! (_ _) °
Kisame:Weg must also be big, as well as Konoha, which is a proper name and it is always capitalized and hospital, is a noun. (= ö_ö =)
Emi:But someone took good care of the German class * as a reward for Keck's born *

But on the way there I meet the[...]

Emi:... the Hokagen! ^ - ^
Itachi… death, it just kills me and it's over! - / _-
Kakashi:... the man who stole the "u" from "auf". -_O
Naruto:... Santa Claus? ^ - ^
Sasuke:... the person who pressed the space bar wrongly at "there"? -.-
Kisame:I'm for Itachi's version (= ^ _ ^ =)

[...]the best looking guy ever he is the last survivor (except Itachi) from a very powerful clan, his name is Sasuke uchia.
Ita & Sasu:Uchia ?! X_X
Kakashi:A comma, I found it ^ -ø
Kisame:Don't rejoice too early. Copy ninja, one thing is still missing.Emi:The person who uses the space bar incorrectly is still sitting at the keyboard O_o
Naruto:Pah! The author has no idea! Sasuke doesn't look that great! * pout *

He's holding little girl by his hand, it's his little sister Akemi.

Kisame:You still have a little sister ?!
Sasuke:No, also how can it be that I still have a little sister when there "He is the[u]last[ / u]Survivors (except Itachi) from a very powerful clan[…]stands?!>. <
Naruto: Maybe you're dragging a corpse around with you? ^ - ^
ItachiOn his hand? What kind of grammar is that ?! So, "thinks" big with "ä" and sister.

The black-haired boy said with a smile "hello sakura."


Naruto: Sasuke? I really don't think it's YOU, you don't smile ^ - ^
Sasuke:Thank you -.-
Itachiboy, smile and big sakura, after saying a double point!

I replied "Heii sasu." // oh, he's so great // I thought and blushed.

ItachiSasu. ^ / _ ^
Sasuke:X_x who is that, Nii-san?
Emi: I fear you, but Kisame, what are you doing in front of Sasu? And why did you swap your "a" for an e and an additional i o_O
Kisame:...
Kakashi:I replied, COLON>. ø And what those slashes are supposed to put there, I don't know!
Emi:This is supposed to show when Sakura thinks something. ^ - ^
Naruto:But it says "I thought" behind there?
Emi:Understand the author ^ - ^

Sasu smiled and said "how are you saku?"

Itachi* look at Sasuke and get angry * Sasu smiled ^ / _ ^
Sasuke:* Itachi glares angrily * Nii-san again… ô_ô
ItachiWhat then? o / _O
Emi: Doesn't someone want to correct quickly ?! * just don't fight *
Kisame:Why don't you do that?
Emi:* turns red * I'm not that great in German ...
ItachiIt can't get worse than this ... - / _-
Emi:* Itachi jumps around the neck and cuddles *
Kisame:What's the matter with her?
Kakashi:I think how l Itachi complimented her ^ -ø
Emi:* Itachi cuddles tighter * Yes, I hardly ever get compliments! * sniff *
ItachiSasuke, HELP x / _X
Sasuke:This is the first revenge for "Sasu">: D
Naruto: What's the second? ? _?
Sasuke:I'll kill him there * evil laugh *

[i]I said "Good now that you are there."
"I have to move on now because Akemi has to take him to kindergarten."
I looked down and said "Oh what a shame we see and after training"
° Itachi has now freed himself from the deep embrace of Emi, who is now sitting between Naruto and Kakashi, insulted. °

Kisame:KITSCHIG => _ <=
Sasuke:Two colons are missing if I have not miscounted four commas, and the space bar has been pressed once too often and with three words, actually four, if you know that I ... -Naruto:YOU IGOIST! * Point to Sasuke * -.-
Sasuke:* twisted eyes * So, with three words, or four, it was not case-sensitive and one word - me - was forgotten.
Naruto:I only ever hear "I" and "I"! Really now! -_-

[i]"of course I have to fight with naruto" then Sasuke and Akemi went on.
Naruto is a real idiot who only makes sudden sense but still he has finished the strong.

ItachiWhy does the mus want to fight with Naruto? O / _o
Kakashi: To survive? : D
Kisame:Okay, I don't want to underestimate the mush now, but it doesn't stand a chance.
Emi: Who knows? Maybe it's extra cute ^ - ^
Sasuke:I won't correct that now, how can you have 2 errors in just one word ?! -_-

[i]I went on and came to the hospital there was my sensei kakaschi, he had something on his leg. I asked him "what have you got?"

Kakashi:* eye twitches * with "c", she wrote me with "c" ?! (_ _) °
Emi:* stupid * don’t worry, that’s definitely just slipped in between ^ - ^
ItachiHonestly, what kind of FF is that ?! All the time just "and"
Sasuke: They're planning an invasion! O_o
Kisame:"came" without double m, or big if the comb is meant, as well as hospital and leg, double punk after saying and as far as Kakashi's name is concerned, I don't think I need to say anything more! =>. <=
[i]"oh i was training with naruto and that went a little wrong!" replied the kopir ninja.
Kakashi:* hyperventilate and then get out his book, calm down again. *
Emi:open?
Naruto:Of course, I fell out, you fell out, he, she, it fell out, we are ... -
Sasuke:Yes, we