got it, you idiot!
ItachiOh, KOMMA, I was training with Naruto and something went wrong - whatever! replied the copier ninja.

I treated kakaschi's leg and then I went to zsunade who was in her office.
The old woman (she doesn't look like she really is, but actually she's over 50!) Was drunk on the desk, lounging around.
I nudged the "Hello tsunade, you wanted to speak to me"
"Hello Sakura, I want you to sort the files"
I nodded and said "okay zsunade - samma"
Then I got to work it was very busy.

Ninjas (except Kakashi, who reads): * headdesk *
Sasuke:You want and torture, right? *desperate*
Emi:* angel smile * I would never do that! ^ - ^
Sasuke: Then why such a long section? O_ô
Kisame:treated?
Naruto:Another new verb: I treat ... -
Sasuke:Shut up! > _ <
Kisame:Four "and" = o_O =
ItachiI say invasion and they removed all commas O_o
Sasuke:... Dan is there again too o_O
ItachiIt's getting dangerous, Nii-san. o / _OSasuke:* counts the errors * 22, if I'm not mistaken ... But there are so many .. So many errors .. They are everywhere * sees errors everywhere *

[i]At noon i went to the training area and my friends were already waiting there.
Naruto shouted "finally you are coming!"

Kisame:Time jump ?!
Sasuke:ERROR! THERE AND THERE AND THERE IS ONE TOO !! *Panic*
ItachiNii-san? Nii-san! * Get up to go to Sasuke and hug him * I'll make the mistakes for you, yes? At noon I went to the training ground and my friends were already waiting there.
Naruto shouted: "You are finally coming!"
Emi:* raving * Itachi, you're so cute * - * that's what I call sibling love <3
Ita & Sasu:* Death glare * Forget it! * jump apart *

[i]"already watching you again" said Sasuke and I blushed and thought // he's so cute and he's happy to see me again //

Sasuke:* trembles *
Itachithree and x / _X
Kisame:It is already capitalized because a sentence begins, but doesn't that mean "Nice to see you again"?
Emi:* nods *

We trained everything together and it was very strenuous and in the evening I was already very tired. Naru then invited me to a nuddy soup and told me something about the new-tailed one (woe to you think perverted!) He is very strong!

Naruto:Naru ?! x_X
Emi:Bah, author's comment !! : X
Sasuke:ERROR! O_O
ItachiLoaded ?! So:[…]Naru (then) invited me to a noodle soup and told me something about the nine-tailed man who is (completely replaced by very) strong. O / _O

Cih was very sad because Sasuke had to take care of his little sister and so belschoss went to visit him.

Kisame:Cih? Who is now Cih all of a sudden? =? _? =
Emi:A new character! : D
Kakashi:* reads and giggles *
Emi:* takes away book * there, * shows on canvas *, plays the music, or the letters!
Kakashi:* eye twitch * give. Me. My. Book. Again. O_ ø
Emi:* fear * N-no!
Kakashi:* Kunai pulls out and approaches Emi threateningly * Sure ?! Ò_ ø
Emi:* presses the book tightly to the chest and starts running *

Akemi was already in bed when I started at my beloved sasu.

° In the background, Emi is still screaming away from Kakashi °
ItachiAha, aha, Nii-san? What do you do with your lover when your little sister is already in bed? ^^
Sasuke:... * perverse thoughts * Well what? We play ... sink ships, or chess, but since Sakura is not my lover ...
Kisame:The author urgently needs a dictionary!
Naruto:Oh, as many words as she invents, she can write one herself ^ - ^

Oh good evening "the super cute boy looked at me pissed off,
"Hello Sasuke, I passed your house and just wanted to visit you"

° Emi and Kakashi are still fighting over the book:Emi:NO !!
Kakashi:But the book is not youth free !!
Emi:Now I'll keep it all the more!
Kakashi:You're a pervert!
Emi:Who did the book belong to originally? : P °

Naruto: Why are you suddenly wounded now, Sasuke?
Sasuke:Let it go again, you moron>. <
Naruto:Oh, spoiled ^ - ^
Kisame:A new word for the Duden = ^ _ ^ =
Itachimelted, warped, loaded, treated ... I want to die. > / _ <
Sasuke:Oh, I can remedy that * evil grin *
Naruto:I would wait until we're done with here, because this is pure torture ^ - ^
Sasuke:Oh, for once you have a good idea * amazed * ô_ô
Itachi* Naruto glaring angrily * ò / _ó

I kept looking at the floor because I noticed how I was blushing.

Itachi* amazed * hardly any errors, only the commas have been left out. :O
Emi:* Becomes aware of the power as an author again and snaps, the book disappears, just like Kakashi's Kunai *
Kakashi:* scared * what did you do, you witch?
Naruto: How did you do that ?!
Emi:I'm an author and anything is possible in a FF ^ - ^
Sasuke:Yes ... Sure .. * roll eyes *
Emi: In theory, I could give you all cat ears. ^ - ^
ItachiLet's stay in theory, please ... - / _-
Emi: Oh, why not? Cat ears are so cute * swarm *! One of my favorite characters, from Wonderful Wonderworld, has something like that <333
Kisame:And then why isn't he here?
Emi:* Thoughts * Well, I don't know whether Boris is that good at spelling, then rather de Hutmacher, Blood <3
Naruto: A hatter ?! O_o
Emi:Yes, he is the boss of a mafia gang and his room is a huge library ^ - ^
Naruto: Mafia gang ?! What kind of people do you hang out with ??! X_x
Kakashi:Naruto, three renegade ninja are sitting in this room, one of them has wiped out his entire clan, apart from Sasuke, did that answer the question?
Naruto:...
Kisame:If you think it's so great then get it here, but let me go for it!
Emi:Maybe next time ^ - ^
Ninja:NEXT TIME ?! T_T
° After Emi has poured a bucket of water over everyone, the commenting can continue. °

"Oh come on in, if you want you can leave your shoes on. Akemi has filled everything with dirt anyway and I wanted to

Emi:... * perverse thoughts ... * * cough *
Sasuke:… go to die!
Itachi… buy a dictionary.
Naruto:... eat soup.
Kisame:... write the word "ehwieso" in my dictionary x_X

[i][…]clean up. "

All:o_O

I looked around and everything was full of earth because I said "should I help you sasu"
"oh that who lib."
So I helped my sweet Sasuke and in the evening we ate some soup.I was so smart.
Then I went home because I had to sleep.

Sasuke:You come back, the mistakes that you have sneaked into my verbatim speech x_X
Kakashi:What's the matter with Dan? "Then I went home", you would have to ... -
Naruto:You are such EGOISTS, Sasuke-kun and you also Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi:* continues undeterred *… cross out, then it would say "Dan went home" ^ - ^
Emi:asen, that sounds like the verb of carrion ^ - ^ like with the vultures or something like that ^ - ^
Kisame:What is the pulp doing there again? =? _? =
ItachiSo I helped my sweet Sasuke and in the evening we ate soup. I was so happy.
Then I went home because I had to sleep. * annoyed *

Emi:So that's it for today, the chapter is over ^ - ^.
Ninja:* Party *
Emi: Tomorrow comes the next one. ^ - ^
Ninja:….
Naruto: Can we go home?
Emi:* Sugar-sweet smiles * Of course…. Not!
Rest: * Headdesk *
Emi:Oh, but Naruto, if you want, you can say goodbye to the readers * devilish grin *
Naruto: Really now? * I am happy like a little child *
Emi:Yes, come here>: D
Naruto: Cool. I've always wanted to do that! ^ - ^
Emi:* Naruto whispers something in the ear *
Naruto:* gulp * E-eh i-ch w-w-wish m-m-me g-g-g-g-quite v-a lot of K-comments, f-for d-the t-great Emi. (I have to say that, otherwise I'll turn into a frog !!)
Voice in the background (Emi):Shut up you idiot, otherwise I'll let my threat come true!
Emi:* nervous laugh * Hahahaha, our Naruto always jokes ^ - ^ So see you ^ - ^

With a snap, the author disappears and the ninjas crouch in the dark. Kakashi is desperate because he doesn't have his beloved book and keeps talking about "I'll kill her someday ..."
Dear Naruto is hungry and is looking for something to eat. He finds the popcorn machine - we remember the one that serves as a spider's dwelling - and tries to get it going.
The two Uchiha brothers throw angry looks at each other while Sasuke keeps thinking: "Don't kill. Keep torturing him with this FF ..."
And finally Kisame, who cuddles with Samehada, no, that's cute!
So take care, your Emi ^ - ^
Ps: Do you even do Ps here ?! No matter ... So, if you still discover mistakes (I'm really not a lamp in German, but it's still one of my favorite subjects ...) you can improve them in a comment ^ - ^

Oh yes, by the way, I have permission from the author to do what I want with this text, she has already read through the MSTing and found it okay ^ - ^