With a happy smile on her face, our author opens the doors to the screening room and cinemas. She sincerely hopes that her guests are all still alive or unharmed, which is especially true for Itachi and Sasuke. Emi is all the more surprised when she finds the two Uchiha brothers leaning their backs on each other, sleeping peacefully, both looking satisfied. The brunette girl snaps and the ninjas wake up.
Emi:Good morning ^ - ^
Kisame:What should be good this morning ?!
Itachi:Somehow she looks different ... o / _o
Emi:Yes? Do you notice? * rave * I wear my hair differently today, do you like it? ^ - ^
Itachi:... um ...> / _>
Emi:* holding his hand threateningly ready to snap * Well?
Itachi:* sweat * N-of course!
Emi:* Itachi falls around the neck and cuddles * <3
Itachi:* to yourself * (she looked mean, that's it!)
Emi:* Itachi is still cuddling * I can also read what is in brackets ^ - ^
Ninjas: * Headdesk *
Kakashi: Can we get started, please? (I'll kill her, I'll kill her, I'll kill her, she's got my book, I'll kill her!)
Emi:* Sitting on Itachi's lap * Of course ^ - ^
Itachi:* tries to push Emi away *

In the morning I was woken up by Sasuke Uchia he was stones at my window I got up and asked "Me Sasuke what are you doing here?"

Emi:So either the person at the keyboard has quit and his successor forgets to press it, or window is a new word for our dictionary ^ - ^
Sasuke:I was stone ?! What does that mean now again ??!
Naruto: Well, maybe you have a heart made of stone or something? ^ - ^
Itachi:* pushing Emi onto the other seat * So many mistakes, how should you correct that, I don't see any sense in this sentence ... o / _O

[i]Sasuke replied "I wanted you[...]

Sasuke:... BY THE WAY !! >. <
Emi:… see. ^ - ^
Naruto:… ask for a date with Naruto. ^ - ^
Itachi:... torment, torture, beat your spelling and then kill you in the most cruel ways. O / _O * crazy twinkle in the eyes *
Emi:* moves away from Itachi * ...
Kakashi:* Still plotting to kill Emi. *
Kisame:… ask for a double dot after "answered". = O_o =
just see ... "and blushed.
I replied "I am so cute"

Emi:Banzai ^ - ^
Ninja:* headdesk *
Itachi:Always just answered, said and asked O / _o and then without a colon> / _ <
Kisame:You also write "sweet" with ß! -.-
"Let me come in"
"yes of course" I went to the side and Sasu came through the window, then sat on the bed. I sat down next to him and he looked at me for a long time and then he suddenly kissed me and I noticed how I was ro.
Sasuke:x_X n-never !!
Itachi:Four and in two sentences X / _X They are chasing us, they want to get us !!!!Emi:Spelling error O_O
Kisame:"May I come in?"
"Yes, sure" I went to the side and Sasu came through the window, then HE sat down on the bed. I sat down next to him and he looked at me for a long time and then he suddenly kissed me and I felt myself getting red.
I don't think I need to say anything more about the sentence order and the grammar…. =>. <=
Naruto: Sasuke, how can you? * howl *
Kakashi:* patt * don't worry, other mothers also have beautiful daughters ^ -ø * crossed eyes at Emi and continued thinking about how best to kill them *

But Sasuke tasted good and when we broke up he said "I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what it's like to kiss a girl."
I replied "then didn't you kiss this Karin?"

Sasuke: Me and Karin ?! T_T * tip over *
Itachi: What is it like to kiss a girl? Should I be worried? o / _O
Naruto:…> _>
Emi:* Pour water over Sasuke * Dan kissed Karin? But Tsunade won't like that o_O
Kakashi:* jumps up and throws Kunai at Emi *
Emi: W-what ?! * Runs away screaming *
Kakashi:GIVE ME MY BOOK !!! > _ ø
Emi:* Stand still * Oh, why don't you say * book there * ^ - ^
Kakashi:?!
Emi:Was boring…. ^ - ^
Kakashi:^ -ø * book cuddles. *
Kisame:Again no colons and commas, instead "and" = O_O =

[i]Sasuke shook his head and said "no"
I had to smile and replied "but Naruto, you've already kissed him!"

Itachi: Nii-san ?! O / _O
Sasuke:D-that w-was a mistake> _>
Naruto: Y-yes !! Something so absurd us and a couple ... X_x
Emi:It's not SO absurd ^ - ^
Naru & Sasu:* death glare * says who?
Emi:Well the fan girls ^ - ^
Kakashi:* grin * This is probably the craziest pairing ever.
Emi:Um ... No, there is ItaxSasu, KakaxIru, KakaxSaku ...
Kakashi:KakaxSaku ?! * tremor *
Emi:Yes, I'm writing an FF with this pairing ^ - ^
Kakashi: * Murder thoughts come up again * WHAT ?! How ... where ... why ?!
Emi:Oh, I think the pairing is kind of cute, ^ - ^ but the story is not that great, maybe I'll do an MSTing ^ - ^
Kakashi:° - °… Without me!

Sasu blushed and quickly looked away. I had to giggle because it looked so cute // he kissed me! //
I took the face of my beloved sasuke in hand and kissed him back vlogen a thousand kl. Butterflies in my brook.

Kisame:How does Sasuke's face fit in a hand?
Naruto: Don't the butterflies drown when they fly in the creek?
Emi:It's FF, everything is possible here ^ - ^
Sasuke:ERROR…. There they are again, the ERRORS, they want to get me ... I know it ... * tremble *
Itachi:Had to and looked with two s, sweet with ß, face with t, Sasuke and GeliEbten big, back you write like that, a thousand with d, small please don't abbreviate in a FF and butterflies with c!> / _ <
Emi:And all of this without taking a breath ^ - ^
Kisame:The commas ... they're missing ... still !! = O_o = * looks back and forth *

[i]At noon we walked hand in hand through Konoha but then the hokge wanted to see me. I went to zsunade and she said "I have a mission for you"
"What should I do?"
"go into the forest and collect herbs."
"okay I]

All:TIME LEAP ?! X_x
Sasuke:Mistakes ... Everywhere ... * Panic occurs *
Kisame:No commas, no colons ... * panic too *
Kakashi:I no longer do that to myself * fetches book and reads *
Naruto: I'M HUNGRY !! > _ <
Emi:* flicks and Naruto bag of chips is enough * ^ - ^
Itachi:What are weirders, please?
Emi:herbs?
Itachi:* looks around and sighs * I guess I'm the only one who is still able to correct?
Emi:Well ... I could try ... but .... > _>
Itachi: At noon we walked hand in hand through Konoha, but then the Hokage wanted to see me. I went to Tsunade and she said: "I have a mission for you."
"What should I do?"
"Go into the forest and collect herbs."
"OK."
[b]Emi:* Itachi biscuits are * well done!

[i]I went to the walt when I got there it was already dark but I had to finish the mission. I collected a few herbs that looked very strange and then took a break because my feet were already very sore. I fell asleep.

Naruto:I didn't even know that the forest was so far away from the village ...? _? * Eats chips *
Sasuke:* Squats in the corner and rocks back and forth. * Error * tremor * X_X
Itachi:Nii-san! * Goes to Sasuke and strokes his head * Everything will be fine ... Sch .. Sch ...
Emi:No, that's cute * - *
Kakashi:* Look up from the book * a heart and a soul ^ -ø
Kisame:Commas ... they are missing ...
Emi:* nervous * forest big and with d, after as and but a comma, had to be big with two s, mission also big, collected with double M, couple with double a, herbs is a noun, exactly like pause and feet, so big, after herbs and pause there is a comma one way or another and a space after the point. * Take a breath *

[i]I dreamed of a tree that talked to me, he said "soon you will meet your big love and stay with him forever."

Sasuke:* Itachi calmed down again ... * trees and talk, yes of course> _>
Emi:I, as a Waldorf student, somehow have to contradict that, Sasuke-kun, why not? ^ - ^
Itachi:You are a Waldorf student? Ô_ô
Emi:Yes ^ - ^
Sasuke:They have a few clichés ... * look evil *
Emi:...
Itachi:Yes, dancing about names * sparkles in the eyes *
Emi:I don't know what you mean * whistle *
Sasuke:What do you mean, Nii-san, do we want to band together here for general amusement? Ô_o
Itachi:* nods * Yes, why not ô / _ôEmi:Oh, oh…. Doesn't someone want to correct it quickly? >.>
Kakashi:* sigh * I, SPACE, dream of a tree, KOMMA that spoke, KOMMA, he says, COLON, "Soon you will meet your great love and stay with him forever." ^ -O
[i]When I woke up again, there were many men with red coats on which black clouds were standing in front of me.
"Who are you?" I asked
One who was very similar to my Sasuke replied "atazuki"

° Itachi and Sasuke, who are chasing Emi through the cinema, stop °

Itachi: With red coats and black clouds? Is she kidding me ?! > / _ <
Kisame:Atatsuki ?! X_x
Sasuke:Someone who looks very similar to my Sasuke ?! > _ <
Kakashi:Just look at Kisame, a comma! ^ -ø
Naruto: Am I wrong, or are your coats really like that?
rest:* head desk *
Emi:Just take a look at Itachi's coat ^. ^
Naruto: The author has no idea.
rest:* nods in agreement *

[i]I suddenly got scared as hell because if this was atazuki then the young man with the sharingan Itachi had to be sasuke's older brother "W-what do you want from m-me?"

Kisame & Itachi:* eye twitch * Akatsuki, damn it!
Sasuke:I will go to war against the mistakes! * enumerate * All of a sudden, terrified, Akatsuki, then, had to, man, Sharingan, Sasuke, brother. * Determined expression *
Emi:And the commas? ?