_?
Kakashi:After heidenangst, after was, after man, after Sharingan, after his please insert commas! ^ -ø

Another who looks like a hot replied "we found you in the forest and since it was so cold we thought we would take them with us"


Kisame:T_T * tip over *
Itachi: We would never take a girl out of care!
Naruto:* Eating chips * For what 'n then? O_O
Emi:* moves away from Itachi * o_O
Itachi:* hand to head hit * But not like that!
Sasuke:Hai, replied, Wald, the second we delete. * Combative expression *

I didn't understand why the atasukis were doing this, after all I was a ninja in konoha "W-why?"
Emi:* as Kisame * to kill you!
Naruto:* with your mouth full * Ninja ON Konoha? O_O
Itachi: Atatsukis ?! The members of the Akatsuki organization, please! X_X
Kisame:* slowly comes to his senses, reaches for Samehada * Where is the author, address and name immediately!
Emi:* meek * data protection, I'm sorry!
Kisame:* teeth grinding *

Itachi smiled and said "you can't just read such a pretty girl lying in the woods!"
"oh" I blushed.


Itachi:Kisame calm down again, obviously I'm the main victim ... x_X
Kisame:* calms down * Right, you and smile ... Maybe you can sue the author for character assassination?
Itachi:Oh then Kakuzu would be happy about the money $ _ $Sasuke:* still fighting the mistakes * pretty, forest, leave.
Kakashi:* annoyed * I don't say it anymore, no, by now everyone should have understood that after I said, I answered and so on, a damn double punk belongs to !! * Snort *

A woman who only consisted of paper showed me a room, her name was kohnan.
I sat on the bed and thought of Sasuke what would he say if I told him that I had seen his brother?

Itachi: Poor Konan, it's good that she's not here ... O_o
Kisame:YOU have pity ?! = ô_ô =
Itachi:... * sweat * no?
Emi:* as Sasuke * Oh how is my Nii-san? What does he look like, what does he do, does he have a family?
Naruto:* to Emi * How should the family have if he kills everyone anyway and besides, Sasuke would never ask such a thing! Really now, your logic is completely illogical! > - <
Emi:* twisting your eyes * THAT is called sarcasm!
Sasuke:Paper, room, Konan, if that, brother ... * out of breath *

Suddenly itachi came into my room and sat down next to me on the bed, he grinned in his face "you are very cute girl. What's your name?"

Itachi: I'm not grinning. o / _o
Kisame:And I've never heard of you compliment a woman = o_o =
Emi:* cough * Kisame, I have to contradict you ^ - ^
Kisame:Voluntarily, I said.
Emi:* Death glare *
Sasuke:* only mumbles * Itachi, room, his, pretty, is called. * tip over *
Naruto:That Sasuke would do something like that, I would not have thought ... O:
Kakashi:he grinned in his face, what kind of grammar is that ?!
Emi:None at all ^ - ^

[i]I looked at the floor and said "sakura."
Itachi kept looking at me and said "I am Itachi uchia"
I answered quietly "I already know"

Naruto:Oh a clairvoyant Sakura * waving her arms mysteriously *
Kisame:I give up that and have finally defeated the commas!
Emi:R.I.P commas, I will miss you.
Kakashi:How can you miss them if they were never there?
Emi:* shrug *
Itachi:I don't understand, I ... so ... The way I talk there, I must be a shame for the Uchiha clan!
Kisame:I thought you were expelled?
Itachi:Who did that when I killed everyone?
Kisame:Sasuke?
Itachi:Hm.

[i]"where from"
"I know your brother, Sasuke"
"oh, do you know him well"
I thought about it for a moment, I cant Sasuke ser well but I decided to lie "n-no"

Naruto: Why is she lying now ?! O_o
Emi:Ask the author!
Itachi:Now I also forget the question marks ... o / _o
Sasuke:* get up and rub your head * Are you gone?
Kakashi:Who? ^ -ø
Sasuke:The mistakes, did I get over them?
Emi: I'm sorry, but you have a large force, Sasuke ... ^ - ^[b]Sasuke:* white flag is tinkering and waving. *

"good." Itchi leaned over to me and kissed me on the mouth, I opened my eyes with surprise, but then read it.

Naruto: Itchi, who is that? ^ - ^
Emi: A friend of Itachi's?
Itachi:* take a deep breath * Phew, I don't kiss her!

He (ie itachi) tasted good, much better than Sasuke after vanilla and strawberries and so I decided to stay with him forever.

Naruto: Huh? I thought Itchi kissed Sakura ?! O_o
Kakashi:And I thought it was a SasuxSaku ff? O_ø
Emi:I didn't mean to spoil ^ - ^
Kisame:x_X Itachi, you kiss strange girls?
Itachi:No! Please not forever!
Emi:Did I mention that I love vanilla and strawberries ^ - ^: *
Itachi:* gulp * I can't cheat on my Sakura, Emi ...
Sasuke:I thought you don't want anything from the O_O
Emi:How can you be so mean * Sniff *
Itachi:… Is that what it was?
Emi:Yes * pouting *
Ninja:* Party *
Kakashi:That means we can go home now?
Emi:* Nick *
Sasuke:Finally -.- ``
Emi:See you next time ^ - ^
Ninja:* headdesk * Please don't!
Emi:* snap and everyone except Kakashi is gone *
Kakashi:Why not me ?! * Hang your head *
Emi:Well you're always late, since when have you been in such a hurry? : 3
Kakashi:… (since I've known you.) -_ø
Emi:Pff. * snap, Kakashi disappears *

After the author has left the cinema, she goes in search of a new Badfic, who is perhaps even more cruel and worse than the last one. We will see.