tsunade.
Nemie: And another time leap! Man! * Kankuro blow *
Kankuro: Ouch! Why are you hitting me !?
Anni: Oh, she does it on principle. Stop to relax. Do you want to see how many bruises I already have ?! * Pull up t-shirt *
Kankuro: * nosebleeds *
Naruto: * drool *
Nemie: We'll prevent that at this point. * snap of fingers *
Anni: * wearing a nun's habit * Hallooo ?! What is the?!? In THIS fumble you no longer need a vow of chastity! * Scream and scream murder *
Nemie: Let's just keep going.

after the talk, sakura led us to the training area. arrived there we saw

Lee, a black-haired girl and a hip-sized dog.
Nemie: After the conversation, Sakura led us to a training ground. Once there we saw Lee, a black-haired girl and a waist-high dog.
Anni: * Tear off your nun's habit * When your hips are as wide as a dog ...
Kankuro & Naruto: * nosebleeds *
Nemie: * tough * ... the dog is anorectic.
Kankuro & Naruto: * suddenly go back to normal *
Nemie: Besides, what is Lee doing there?
Shikamaru: It's probably a LeexGaara FF.Gaara: NO!

Lee tried to play fetching sticks with the dog. Lee threw the stick away, but he dog didn't want to get it,

so it got lee.
Naruto: Oh, Lee was there for the gag.
Nemie: For this NON-EXISTING gag.
Anni: Why, that was funny.
All: * Anni staring *
Anni: What?
Temari: Let's just move on. The sooner we're done here, the sooner we can escape this horror.

the girl stood there and laughed. her laughter was bright and clear. Her laugh,

sounded like a melody to my ears. she was beautiful too. the wind blew

her through her hair. her hair made waves like waves in the sea.

Aninemies: * puking *
Gaara: W-what am I thinking? I scare myself.
Nemie: Like waves in the sea. Aha. This is a third degree repetition. Also, have you ever heard of sentence structure, commas, and upper and lower case ?! I save myself the correction of the sentence, as I did earlier. It's just too exhausting for me now.
Naruto: Bäääääääm!
Temari: I understand you.
Anni: You sound like our German teacher when she sees my work.

"this is kisa I wrote about," said sakura proudly.
Anni: The proud mother after the hardships of childbirth.
Nemie: * drip drip sarcasm * Yes, because Sakura also has something MOTHERAL about her.
Shikamaru: As shown by the caring way she takes care of Naruto.
Naruto:? O?

"She's really beautiful," breathed kankuro.

Kankuro: I DUMPED ?!

"yes, it is," temari agreed.

Temari: How long have we been singing in the choir ?!

sakura ran towards kisa. sakura spread her arms.

"kisa," shouted sakura loudly.

kisa turned to sakura and received sakura's hug. kisa smiled lovingly.

Nemie: Now we just have to finally clarify the mother-daughter relationship.

we stepped up to kisa. when kisa looked at us smiled at us.

"okay, kisa, that's kazekage gaara and his siblings temari and kankuro," noted

us sakura.

"Nice to meet you," said kisa gently.

she bowed briefly to us.

Anni: * with baby voice * Yes mom, I do everything mom, of course mom!
Kankuro & Temari: We are completely passed over here!
Nemie: * Motzig * Just like the spelling!

"this is kisu my brother. he is trapped in a jutus, that's why my dear one is

Twin brother to a dog, "she said, pointing to the white dog that was next to her

stands.

Kankuro: All right. The cream cheese 2. 0 is a dog.
Anni: I think the cream cheese advert even features a dog. The color is also right: white! Besides, Kankuro: The cream cheese was my idea!
Kankuro: * stick out your tongue * Bäääh!
Temari: Would you have the goodness to stop these kidding now !!?
Gaara: Yes! Really now! -
Naruto: My text again!
Temari: Shut up, Naruto!Gaara: - and explains to me what a "jutus" is?!?
Shikamaru: * wake up from deep sleep * This is the messed up version of the plural of "Jutsu". Even if there is no plural at all. * Coma-like deep sleep again *
Anni: * scared * Another intelligence beast!

then Lee came running again.

Naruto: When was he gone?
Shikamaru: Hey, Gaara, your crush is back.
Gaara: Aaaargh! * become a raging beast *
Nemie: * Gaara steps on his foot with ten centimeters of platform heel *
Gaara: * whip *

"hey," he greeted us.

then he looked at kisa.

"kisa, can you tell your brother to get the stick," he moaned.

Nemie: No commas at all, far too many now. And someone should climb through ...
Shikamaru: Lee may be annoying, but he's not whining.
Naruto: Really now!
Anni: Hiiiiiilfe, the intelligence beasts band together !! * run headless through the bus *
Kankuro: I stand by you and I sympathize with you.
Anni: Who is a pedophile now?
Kankuro: Yes, but if the boy is older than the girl, that's different.
Anni: What a logic ... * shrug * But mine isn't much better either.
Nemie: Yours is nonexistent.
Anni: Tatätätätääää!
Temari: And from a childish point of view you are also pretty much alike. Look, Kankuro, now you're getting one too.
Shikamaru: How annoying!
Everyone: Can you stop !! ??

"pardon lee, but kisu, is too smart to let you fetch the stick,"

Anni: I don't check it. Isn't he just fetching it?
Nemie: Shikamaru, remove the comma!
Shikamaru: Nope, don't feel like it.
Anni: You can get that wrong now.
Temari: * blush *

she said and giggled. Lee came to tears and wailed.

Shikamaru: Oh man. Lee disguises this author in the most gruesome way.
Nemie: Indeed. Someone whines, but who it is is not clear. You'd think it was Rock Lee, but it can't be, he wouldn't complain. Furthermore, readers would like to know what he's complaining about. Is this someone whining at all with content? Or is he just whining around? Maybe ... * romping endlessly *
Shikamaru: Well, I didn't mean it that way.
Anni: Oh yes. In this FF everyone is a little ... OOC ...
All (except aninemies):? O?

"That's the way it is," said the dog kisu.

"waah, kisu you can speak too," cried Lee, startled.

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Anni: I always thought that animals only speak in fairy tales?
Nemie: Only in fairy tales and bad fics, as you can see.
Naruto: Well, this dog is really not a dog, it's a transformed boy.

Nemie: I would like to point out again that this is a Marty Stu and not a boy. Plus, if that Marty Stu cream cheese REALLY turned into a dog, both his mind and human vocal cords would flutter in the process.
Anni: But he's a Marty Stu, that's why he's omnipotent.Kankuro: * extremely annoyed * Could you explain to us what all the shit about OOC and Marty Stu is about?
Nemie: * stretch and pat Kankuro on the head * Calm down, Aunt Nemie explains to you what an MS is. * cough * A Mary Sue, or a Marty Stu, are characters that an FF author smuggles into the story. MS are characterized by the fact that they are beautiful and incredibly strong and also have an absolutely illogical and impossible Kekkei Genkai. Furthermore, in an MS story, the original plot is mutilated to such an extent that everything revolves around the MS. And, before I forget, everything that is not in the trees at three falls in love with her.
Shikamaru: * be impressed * And all without taking a breath.
Bus: * in front of Nemie's house *
Nemie: Oh, look. I can go home now! Bye!
Ninja: And we don't ?!
Nemie: No, you don't. That's why Anni stays here to make sure that you don't run away. So, Anni, food is in the oven, bathroom over there, laundry in that bag over there.
Kitchen with oven: * appear *
Bathroom: * appear *
Bag: * appear *
Anni: All right! See you later!
Nemie: See you then! * disappear *
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