"Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahmgnmh", I let go of my yawn in the early morning. It wasn't as if I didn't want to sleep anymore, but my alarm clock woke me up to send me to the prison of damnation (called: school). I looked at my alarm clock. How I hate these things. Next to it, a big, fat furball, aka Kater, slept. Tired, I put on my school uniform and swore at the Japanese school law.

I grabbed my satchel and went downstairs to have breakfast. I met my buddy, the toaster and greeted him politely while I pushed 2 slices of toast into it. "So how are you doing?" I asked him. He answered me with a burnt breakfast. I chewed a little on the ashes until I finally throw up on the floor. I grabbed my school bag and went to the Ronde vouz with my class teacher. When I was listening to a DBSK song on my MP3 player and I was paddling around with my eyes closed, I hit something. I opened my eyes but it was too late. I fell screaming into a fountain with no water.

I fell.

And fell.

And fell again.

I must have passed out and when I woke up I realized that I had ended up in a forest. Then it suddenly rained Tunten and someone was singing:

[i]Its raining man! Halleluhja, it's raining man!

My look was what a look should look like after experiencing something like that- I got up and patted the dirt off. I asked one of the queens: "Excuse me, maybe you know where I am and why you just fell from the sky?"
"Oh, Schnäckschen, you can do me, I'm Bon Clay. You know, that's normal here. But how you look! You're full of dirt, come here, I'll give you a few things to dress so you can't walk around!" Shit. I quickly ran away before he could chase me. I arrived at a clearing, finally out of the forest. Suddenly I stopped.


sequel follows