Fanfic: UNSER VEGI ( 1 Tag im Leben) Der Abend

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Chapter: OUR VEGI (1 day in a lifetime) The evening

After Vegeta has satisfied his hunger and the family is back together except for Bulma, Vegeta puts Bra in her bed for a nap while training with Trunks ...
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17:24 in the house of the letters
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Vegeta: "You hit it completely slack .. you couldn't even knock my grandfather down with that ..."
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"But father ... he's already dead!"
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"Oh .. man! YOU TROTTEL, that was a comparison! And now you better try to get a reasonably good punch!"
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"You ... father ... I need some advice from you!"
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"Something from me??"
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"Yes, I don't think we're having proper father-son conversations .."
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“So what?
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"I just thought ..."
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"Then you just thought wrong ..."
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"I thought you might mind that I go to Son Goku whenever I have a problem.
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Son Goku can be great to hear! "
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"WHAT???"
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Vegeta pulls a couch from somewhere and shovels trunks on it ...<br />
"Ok. Let's talk ... what's the problem?"
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"Well .. you're pretty experienced women aren't you?"
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Vegeta has to fight by all means not to roll her eyes ...
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* mumbles * "Oh dear, what did I get into!"
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"Well, there's one girl in my class ..."
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"Nice, I'm happy for you ... can we continue training now?"
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"No. The problem is I like her a lot, but she doesn't pay any attention to me ..."
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Vegeta has to gag ...
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"... and what would you advise me to do?"
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Vegeta turns green in the face ...
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"Are you not feeling well?"
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"Yes, yes ..... so .. go to her and ....
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uh ... just kiss her off ... "
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"But nobody does that ... the girls want gentlemans ..."
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Vegeta turns blue in the face ...
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"That's what they say, but they want exactly the opposite ..."
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"... and that always worked for you ...
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you know she always wears orange knee socks and she has a pink shoulder bag .. she is really cute ... and I don't want to go wrong ... it could be that she is sensitive and besides .. "<br />
Vegeta runs to the window, opens it and pukes for minutes ...
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Trunks looks confused ....
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"Everything OK?
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Probably the food from the restaurant was not good ... "
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Vegeta looks at him crookedly, shakes his head, but doesn't comment ...
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"So what's your advice?"
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At that moment Bra comes into the room.
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"Papi, I'm thirsty .."
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Vegeta seizes the opportunity and escapes ...
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Trunks:
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"But what about your advice?"
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"Just do what you want .."
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Vegeta goes away with Bra ...
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"Thanks for your advice, father ..."
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Trunks continues to train ...
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17:39 in the Briefs house, especially the kitchen ...
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Bra:
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"Papi, I'm thirsty!"
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"Yes, let's see .. what do you want?"
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"What do we have?"
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"Well vodka, that's more for the morning, whiskey, that's what you drink in the evening ...
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ah ... I have something. Advocaat??"
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"I don't know how it tastes ..."<br />
"After eggs."
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"Ok .. I can try it .."
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After a glass ...
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"Tastes weird ..."
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Vegeta refills the glass again ...
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"I feel weird ..."
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After the 5 glass ...
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"If you know what Paps, I think I like it .."
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Vegeta looks confused ... after all, he's not used to Bra talking like that.
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"Ok..but that's enough ..."
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"Oh no..jib something here ..."
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Bra reaches for the bottle ...
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´Vegeta tears them away ... puts them on top of the cupboard ....
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suddenly he hears noise from the training room ...
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runs away...
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sees Trunks standing there frightened ...
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"Trunks, are you all right? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Where is the wall? "
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"I think it's gone ..."
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"I can see that too, you idiot .... where is she going?"
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"Gone, apparently on vacation ... in Hawaii"
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Vegeta looks at him in disbelief ... diagnoses: severe shock ...<br />
takes trunks and puts them in the freezer ...
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get him out after a minute ... stiff ...
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"Quiver ... quiver .. why am I lying in the freezer?"
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"Because you want to see if the lights go out when you close the door."
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"I see!"
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"What did you do with the wall ???"
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"I wasn't! They were
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Spot dwarves! "
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"WHAT??????"
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Vegeta doesn't have time to ask any further ...
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hears clinking and hooting from the kitchen ...
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runs there ...
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Bra is on the table ... in underwear ... doing a strip for the 8 year old boy next door ...
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Vegeta screams ...
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throws the guy out the window ... takes Bra, puts her under the shower and takes a shower with ice-cold water (* as caring * g **) ...
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Shake her ...
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"Bra! Bra, have you all gone crazy ???"
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She puts her in bed .. locks her room .. wants to devote herself to Trunks again ...
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he sits there stiffly * nice word *, doesn't move ...<br />
"TRUNKS!"
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Vegeta waves his hand in front of his head ... Trunks looks through it ...
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Vegeta slaps him in the face ...
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Trunks looks up ...
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"Where am I? Who am I?"
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"WHAT???"
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"Who are you?"
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"I BEG YOUR PARDON?????"
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Vegeta on the verge of a nervous breakdown ....
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"Oh .. god .. holy Schniedelwutz, what do I do now ???"
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Trunks laughs ...
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"Haha .. just a little joke .. I could never forget my dear father ..."
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Vegeta stares at him, bursting with anger:
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"That's not funny !!! WHERE'S MY WALL ????"
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"Which wall.?"
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"The wall that is missing now ..."
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"If YOU don't know that .. after all, your wall is .. then you have to go and look for it!"
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Vegeta explodes:
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"ARRGHH !!! YOU WILL SAY IMMEDIATELY WHAT YOU DID WITH THE WALL ... ELSE .."
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Is interrupted by screams from Bra's room ...
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"What's the matter with Bra ??"
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"She doesn't tolerate eggnog ..."<br />
"WHAT? YOU have ..."
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"Don't have time now .. friends, we'll talk to each other ..."
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Take a break ..
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wants to open the door .... forgets that he had locked ..
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puts in his pocket ...
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can't find a key .... escape ....
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wants to push open the door ...
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did not consider that it actually hangs loosely on its hinges ...
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the door slams open he is thrown into the room and ends up with his face in Bra's puke ...
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"Uh! Ihgitt ..."
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Bra sits upright pale as chalk ...
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"Bra .. everything alright ??"
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"No. I'm sick, papi ..."
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"Aren't you you just have to sleep ..."
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"But I can't sleep here ..."
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"Go to Trunks's room!"
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"OK..."
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Vegeta gets rags ... wipes up all the dirt ...
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suddenly hears the doorbell ...
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goes to the door ...
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there is Bulma ..
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"Hello Darling!"
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..she wants to hug him .. stops ...
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"How does it smell here?"<br />
"Bra puked!"
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"What? My poor darling!"
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"She sleeps..."
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"Did you read her a story ??"
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"Uh .. of course ..."
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"No you have not!"
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"What??"
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"I accidentally pocketed the book ..."
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"I made one up ..."
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"Oh..you are so cute if you want ..."
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"Grr .. yes ..."
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Trunks looks into the hallway ...
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"Hello Mum!"
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"Well, did you have a nice day?"
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"Oh yes, he was wonderful and very exciting .."
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Trunks grins at Vegeta ...
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Bulma goes into the kitchen ...
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Vegeta growls to Trunks:
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"Just one word and it was your last ...
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Better look for the wall before your mother
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notices it ... "
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Trunks shrugs his shoulders and slurps away ...
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Vegeta plopps down on an armchair ...
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finally peace .....
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Bulma calls out:
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"Vegeta, what's that aaahhh ....... llllooooooooooooocccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (getting quieter and quieter)"<br />
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END
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(you have to think about the rest, hope you enjoyed it)
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