Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Making of „Dragonball Z“

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Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Making of "Dragonball Z"

EXCLUSIVE - Making of "Dragonball Z"
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Hello Dragonball fans! Do you know the film clips that are sometimes shown in the credits of films? You know, not shown scenes and mishaps while shooting? By bribing I was able to get such snippets of film from the shooting of "Dragonball Z" to me! (The porno magazines were damn expensive! - Editor's note) So have fun with "Making of Dragonball Z" ...
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Scene: Raditz meets Piccolo shortly after landing
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Director: Piccolo, you are standing here. And Raditz, you end up here.
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Raditz: And then I'm really not supposed to roll the cucumber? That doesn't go with a sayajin at all!
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Director: It has to be like that. According to the script, Piccolo may only die later!
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Piccolo: How gracious!
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Raditz: Get off my cock, pickle!
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Piccolo: Do ​​you have to say, you Radi (t) z-chen. At least I only look like vegetables and not hot too!<br />
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Scene: Yashirobi is supposed to cut Vegeta's tail while fighting
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Director: Do you finally get that ?!
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Yashirobi: Mmm ... So I'm supposed to cut his tail off?
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Director: Hallelujah, the eighth wonder of the world ... He got it! Everyone in their position! And action!
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... 10 minutes later...
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Vegeta: Where's that seldom stupid dog ?! I kill him! It's a movie - he should just pretend ... And now my cock is really off!
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Bulma: Don't be like that! It was just the back one anyway ...!
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Vegeta: ...!
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Director: The writers should write his tail out of the script.
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Scene: Shortly after Freezer was cut up by his own schizo disk
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Goku: Uh ... what should I call him again?
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Director: Schnittchen ...
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Goku: WHERE? * drool *
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Director: That's what you should call Freezer!
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Freezer: Do you have it soon ?!It's getting uncomfortable ...
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Goku: I'll be ready for a sandwich ...
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Director: Schnittchen !!!
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Freezer: ... * howl *
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Scene: Attack of the baby cells
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Director: The little ones over here ...
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Gohan: Stay away from my lunch!
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Baby-Cell 2: Hi Hi Hi ... I'm hungry!
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Baby-Cell 6: Hi Hi Hi ... Piccolo stupid!
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Piccolo: CELL! Please bring your brood under control! Another one is hanging on my antennae ...
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Cell: What do you think I'm trying all the time ?!
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Piccolo: Don't try ... DO!
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Cell: Do better!
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Bulma: Aihhhhhhhhhh ... There were some of these tots in my dressing room again!
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Baby-Cell 3: Hi Hi Hi ...
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Baby-Cell 4: Hi Hi Hi ...
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Roshi: How do you think you did it? I have to ask * drool * ...
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Scene: Piccolo is supposed to show Trunks and Goten the fusion dance together with Son Goku<br />
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Director: Where's Piccolo? Usually he's always so punctual ...
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Goku: I don't know. Guys, do you know where he is?
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Trunks: Nope ... * veryLiebGuck *
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Goths: Nope ... * very special love *
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Director: Here he comes! ... ... ... !!! * puff * * cackle *
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Goku: * cheeky * * laugh *
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Trunks: * innocent, look *
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Goths: * innocent peep *
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Piccolo: HA HA ... Really very weird! Which of you pranksters put the pink skirt on me instead of my pants ?!
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