Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Kurzfristige Programmänderung

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Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Short-term program change

EXCLUSIVE - Short-term program change
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Ouch ... On multiple requests (an angry Vegeta counts several times! - Editor's note) we have and for that * moan *, our planned contribution, the revenge of the cucumber, attract attention.
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Please get rid of my language mistake ... But Vegeta had very strong arguments against the publication of this recording ...
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Hefts a lot of fun with our erft program ... A conversation with the fathers. (A conversation between the fathers. - Editor's note)
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Afterwards I will all declare that by then I should also have a new term from Fahnarft. Ouch!
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King Vegeta: Pah ... I'm being brought here especially for the five-minute gig !!!
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Cold: What do I have to say first !? My performance was no longer ... only with the difference that I also had to die!
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King Vegeta: Serves you right ... After all, your son destroyed my planet!
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Cold: So what?Your tried to kill mine for that!
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Piccolo (Senior): You have worries ... My junior betrayed me and went over to the good guys ...
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King Vegeta: Mine too!
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Cold: Not mine ... HA!
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Piccolo (Senior): Great ... yours will scratch it for that!
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Bardock: Well, my little one can do it!
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King Vegeta: I still have a bill with you anyway!
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Bardock: My King ...?
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King Vegeta: Your son finished mine ...!
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Piccolo (Senior): What you're not saying ... Guess who else!
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Cold: At least your brats are still alive! Mine is gone!
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Piccolo (Senior): My Piccolo was also dead before ...
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Cold: That was a Sayajin too, wasn't it?
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Piccolo (Senior): Yes, this nappa.
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King Vegeta: I had such hopes in Vegeta ... he was such a promising child ...
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Piccolo (Senior): I know the feeling ... Piccolo was also promising once ...
<br />Bardock: My Kakarott even exceeded my expectations, only Raditz disappointed me a little ...
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Cold: Hey, do you want to see a picture of my freezer? Look here, he's cooler with his big brother ... On that day Freezer killed his teacher for the first time!
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King Vegeta: You must have been very proud of him! Here, I have some from Vegeta too ... There, here he is as a baby ...
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Bardock: How cute ... What a short tail!
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King Vegeta: Call my son cute again and it'll bang!
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Piccolo (Senior): Show the picture ... Ugh, how cute!
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King Vegeta: I'm warning you ...!
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Piccolo (Senior): Don't worry ... My Piccolo was just as cute. Here ... the photos were given to me by the producer. I was dead at the time!
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Cold: You're right ... Terribly cute! Is that where it had just hatched?
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Bardock: Hey, I want to see them too ...!
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Cold: Do you have any of your sons too, Bardock?<br />
Bardock: Only from Raditz ... Here ...
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King Vegeta: The tail is even shorter than Vegeta's!
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Bardock: I think you're looking at the wrong tail right now ...
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King Vegeta: Oh ... I was also wondering why he's not hairy!
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Vegeta: God, how embarrassing!
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Piccolo: I thought you didn't like Dende ?!
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Vegeta: Shut up !!!
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Raditz: Hey, what are our fathers doing there?
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Freezer: Yes, I would also be interested ...
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Vegeta: Oh man, is this an idiot hangout or something ?!
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Piccolo: They're talking ...
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Freezer: ....?
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Raditz: And about what? They shouldn't really have a topic of conversation ...
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Vegeta: Yes ... US!
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Raditz: Oh no! Father isn't showing me baby photos again, is he ?!
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Piccolo: Yes. But comfort yourself ... Vegeta's cock was shorter!
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Freezer: ...?
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Vegeta: * snort *
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* bite * * bite * Yes, the new bit fits! So, that was the recording of a conversation that the fathers of our heroes had.
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Regarding our actually planned program: Vegeta had "negotiated" a contract with the studio, which forbids us to publish the contribution "Die Rache der Gurke". There are scenes there that insult and ridicule him ... of course, as a prince, he couldn't allow that.
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His "arguments" were very powerful, believe me!
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Otherwise, the old Kaioshin gave me a glimpse into the "baby videos" ... So what he means by that is everything else, just not suitable for minors!
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So it is still open what we will broadcast in the next episode. Suggestions are gladly accepted!
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