Fanfic: Noch ein paar DBZ-Witze!

Translation

Chapter: A few more DBZ jokes!

I found a few more DBZ jokes here, but I don't think they're that special, well, whatever, some of my colleagues laughed at each other.
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"Do you know what to say to an Ozaru when he has a palm tree in one ear and a Christmas tree in the other?"
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"No, what?"
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"You can say what you want, but he won't hear it."
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Son-Goku had just been fighting Vegeta when he came to earth with Nappa. A man in a white coat comes to the hospital and asks him, "How tall are you?"
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"1.85, Doctor!"
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"I'm not the doctor, I'm the carpenter!"
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Son-Goku has become a prison guard, two days after his first day at work the prison director hisses at him: "How did the inmate break out of cell 58?"
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"He had the key."
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"Stolen?"
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"No, honestly won at Skat!"
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Vegeta recently learned to ride a bike and at night drives past a police officer with no lights and is stopped.<br />
"Turn on the lights when you drive at night!"
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"Doesn't work, it's broken!"
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"If the light doesn't work, get off!"
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"I've already tried it, but it still doesn't work!"
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Vegeta to Bulma: "Bulma, I specifically said that I want to be alone today - and now there is a fly in the room!"
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6th
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"The burglars cleared your apartment even though they were at home?" Asks the astonished policeman Son-Goku.
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"Yeah, the guys were clever enough to leave the fridge!"
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7th
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Chi-chi says to the tax auditor: "Didn't you know that works of art can also be created from etchings?"
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8th.
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The little Trunks to Vegeta: "Daddy, do you want to see how many meters of toothpaste are in such a tube?"
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Little Vegeta smokes on the street and is reprimanded by an old Saya-jin: "Well, well, well, if you smoke now you will never get big and strong!"<br />
* BOFF *
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I hope you got it!
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Please write a few jokes under comments and tell me where I can still find some.