Chapter: Big brother

So, folks, this is like saying "mood FF", because I felt like writing a funny FF. So, if you like it, I can do a sequel. Is something different, although I write something less ^^! So, don't take what I'm writing here seriously, yes? It's just a Joke FF!
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Big brother
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Kuririn: Hey, what's the point? You paint me way too small!
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Painter: Kuririn, you are so small!
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Kuririn: No, not THAT small.
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Painter: If you think so (gets an eraser)
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Goku: Kuririn, do you want some chips too? Fresh from the oven! Hmm it is delicious.
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Kuririn: Oh, stop it, I still have to stand here because that stupid painter painted me too small.
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Painter: Hey, watch what you say.
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Kuririn: Yes, it's okay!
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Son Goku: When is Bulma coming?
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Muten Roshi: WHERE IS BULMA? Bulma Bulma Bulma, woooooo?
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Oolong: Nowhere, to upper lascivious!
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Muten Roshi: What ???
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Oolong: If Vegeta finds out, then it's your turn, my dear.<br />
Muten Roshi: Oh, he's not there yet, what do I have to fear?
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Oolong: Yeah, not YET, but it won't be long.
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Goku: I would take Oolong's advice to heart, Muten Roshi! He can get quite uncomfortable with something like that, I speak from experience.
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Kuririn: Aha! Now it's out Goku, just make out with Bulma. Poor Chi-Chi!
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Son-Goku: Oh, okay, but be quiet and don't say anything to Chi-Chi when she arrives. She misunderstands everything, just like Vegeta.
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Painter: Where are all the characters? We want to start soon!
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Goku: I don't know, but ...
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DING DONG!
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Oolong: Someone is coming. I open up.
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Gohan: HILFEEEEEEE, hide me.
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Kuririn: What's going on, Gohan? Who wants you bad? A crook?
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Gohan: No, mom!
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Goku: Oh shit! Just say Chi-Chi is coming!
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Gohan: Y-yes!
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Gohan crouches behind the sofa.<br />
Kuririn: Man, are you from yesterday or what? You still haven't finished painting me !!! Are you a lame snail.
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Painter: I warn you, Kuririn! Another wrong word ...
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Muten Roshi: IT DOESN'T EXIST! BOAH; HAVE A LOOK AT THIS!
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Goku: Huh?
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Everyone is looking at the television.
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Gohan: What's so interesting?
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Muten Roshi: Well, look at the boobs! Wow, I have to call!
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Everyone pops off the sofa.
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Oolong: Typical ... oh man!
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Kuririn: Hey, I want to watch too! Oh, that's enough for me, aren't you finished yet? You Trantüte!
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Painter: That's enough! Too much is too much.
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The painter paints Kuririn a really fat belly.
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Painter: So, done!
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Kuririn: AHHHHHHH! What for Schwabbelding there? You don't have all of them anymore! SO I don't walk around, you buckle! Put it away immediately, biiitttteeeee! I'll never say anything against you either, I promise!<br />
Painter: No, you have to endure this for a while.
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Goku turns around: Ha, Kuririn, how do you look? Are you going to have a kid like Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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Gohan: Schwarzenegger? He had a child?
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Muten Roshi: Now just say you don't know the Junior flick?
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DING DONG! *
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Oolong: I'm going!
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Somebody's knocking in the door.
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Oolong: Oh, probably no longer necessary.
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Vegeta: Stupid door, sorry. But how should I know that this thing is so loosely on its hinges?
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Gohan: Hi Vegeta!
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Vegeta: Hello tots. Hey, Kakarott. You are lying in my place, I want to lie there now!
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Son Goku: Oh yeah? Bad luck, but now there is iiiicchhhhhhh!
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Vegeta: No more laaanngggeeeee!
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Vegeta goes behind the sofa and tilts it forward so that Goku hits the front with full sails.
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Vegeta jumps over the corner of the sofa and lands on the sofa.
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Vegeta: Well?What did i tell you
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Son Goku: Bad dog! Watch out!
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Son Goku hops on Vegeta.
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Vegeta: Don't you have everyone upstairs anymore? You are very heavy! GO DOWN!
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Son-Goku: I don't think about it, first you have to promise me that you will let me lie on the sofa again!
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Vegeta (already pretty hot): Okok, but get off me !!
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Goku gets up with a satisfied grin and Vegeta gets up with a cough.
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Vegeta: Oh man, what on earth are you weighing? 200 kilos? Oh my stomach ...
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Son Goku: Your own fault!
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Vegeta crouches on the sofa.
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Kuririn walks past Vegeta.
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Vegeta (has to keep from laughing): Hey ... hehe ... tell me Kuririn ... what's the matter? A boy or a girl?
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Kuririn: Hahaha, just laugh! I owe this belly to the painter.
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Painter: Hehehe, serves you right!
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Vegeta: Oh, look good. After all, you now know how to feel as a Muten Roshi!
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Muten Roshi: Hey, be careful!I'm still in good shape and in my prime.
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Vegeta falls from the chair laughing.
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Goku: Vegeta, you have also gotten a little fatter at the moment.
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Vegeta: HEY FRIENDS! I AM THE BEST HERE; I AM SLIM, I AM GREAT, I AM ..... have I really gotten fatter?
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Gohan: Oh dear, Papa was just kidding you. You are so ... slim as always!
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DINGDONG
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Oolong: Who is that again now?
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Chi-Chi: Hello, is Gohan here?
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Everyone: Oh no!
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Chi-Chi: What did you just say? (Irritated)
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Muten Roshi: Oh nothing beautiful woman. Say, wouldn't you like to stay with me for a while and ...
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Kuririn hits Muten Roshi over the head.
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Kuririn: Lusty pig!
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Son Goku: How true!
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Painter: Should I erase them?
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All: YES!
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Chi-Chi: STOP! Gohan comes with me first. He hasn't quite finished his math homework yet. Come on young man, come out!
<br />DING DONG!
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Bulma: Hi folks, it got a little later but ... oh god, chi-chi! I'm gone.
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Vegeta: Hold hold hold, you stay there! Is not pressed!
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Goku: Sit down here. But the booth is slowly getting full!
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Bulma: Ojeeee
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Chi-Chi: I won't budge until Gohan has done his homework. I have it with me.
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Son Gohan: Come on ..... * sigh *
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Chi-Chi: That's good. Then you're finally done, my little one!
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Muten Roshi: Say Chi-Chi, don't you think you're exaggerating a little with the poor boy?
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Oolong: Exactly, look at it. At his age you have to live your life before it's lived!
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Son-Goku: Well, everyone has understood that now.
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Kuririn: Who is actually still missing?
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Bulma: Oh, a few more!
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Oolong: I heard that even Piccolo should come.
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Kuririn: Man, be heartless! You totally forgot C18!
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Muten Roshi: Oh yes, that's right.That too.
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Kuririn: Hey, don't talk to my wife like that.
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Vegeta: Papalapap, the chick is a cyborg.
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Kuririn: So what?
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Vegeta: And besides, I don't think she wants to see you like that!
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Painter: Oh, wait a minute, Kuririn, I'll quickly patch you up again!
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Kuririn: About time too, my dear Schieber!
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DING DONG!
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Bulma: Who is that again?
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Piccolo: Hi!
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Vegeta: Yes, we can see that you are high!
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Piccolo: Shall I laugh now or what?
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Gohan: Hello Piccolo! How...
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Chi-Chi: Gohan, finish your homework, before that you won't do anything else.
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Bulma: Say, do you have anything else up your sleeves than your shitty homework?
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Chi-Chi: Oh, shut up you knock!
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Bulma: Pah! What did Marron call you? Oh yes, Grandma!
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Goku: That ... was a mistake Bulma!
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Chi-Chi: WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU BUCKLE?
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Gohan: Well, mom, calm down now ...<br />
Chi-Chi: SHUT UP AND LEARN ON!
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Muten Roshi: Chi-Chi! Take it easy, Bulma didn't mean it, take it easy!
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Chi-Chi: Pah, because of it! Come on, Gohan, we're going!
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Gohan: But mom, I ...
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Chi-Chi: Don't argue!
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Painter: Hey, wait a minute, Chi-Chi! We have a meeting here and-
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Chi-Chi: I don't give a shit, we're going!
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Vegeta gets up from the sofa and whispers something in the painter's ear. He grins and rubs Chi-Chi away, down to the head.
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Chi-Chi: Do you have one on the waffle or what? How do I look now! HEEEEEEE
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Painter erases Chi-Chi completely.
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Son Goku: Oh dear, poor Chi-Chi!
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Kuririn: Not because of "poor Chi-Chi"! I would say "disturbed chi-chi".
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Vegeta: That's even less expressed. Oh man.
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Son Goku: Hey Piccolo, there is still a space available here.
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Vegeta: Hey, what do you think! This green freak isn't sitting next to me, so that'll be clear!
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Bulma: Pah, don't be like that.<br />
Vegeta: I'm not "like that", I am what I want and I say, this snail doesn't leave its slime next to me on the armchair!
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Vegeta crosses her arms over her chest.
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Piccolo: Don't worry, Vegeta. I'm sitting next to you in a world where you are God.
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Vegeta: Well, I'm not God, but I'm still the strongest elite fighter in the entire universe and a prince!
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Everyone slams off the sofa.
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Oolong: Let's start again! He and his showing off. Every day the same!
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Gohan: You could say that.
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Muten Roshi: Hey, look! Here comes Marron!
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Kuririn: WHAT? Oh shit ey, hide me, hide me! I was just missing that.
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Kuririn hides under the table.
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Painter: Ey Kuririn. I think he screwed you. I haven't even painted Marron yet!
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Kuririn looks up from the table.
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Kuririn: What? Oh, you bastard!
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Muten Roshi laughs at you.
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Painter: Well, I think we are complete.Nobody will come there anymore. So, let's get to the point why I called you all here .....
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Goku: Wasn that?
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Muten Roshi: HEY! These are my cigarettes! Give it to me!
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Bulma: Smoking is unhealthy Muten Roshi and you know it too!
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