Fanfic: Big Brother
Muten Roshi: Yes, I don't smoke a lot either.
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Painter: Hey guys, may I continue?
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Vegeta: Yeah, go ahead for me. The further the better!
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Painter: Careful, I still have the eraser in my hand!
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Vegeta: Hey hey, that warned Joke!
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Painter: I hope so! Anyway ... the reason I ordered you all here is for the following reason ...
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Muten Roshi: AHHHHH, Goku! What are you doing here?
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Son Goku: Somehow the thing doesn't taste good!
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Son-Goku is chewing on a cigarette.
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Vegeta gets a fit of laughter and flies off the chair, like the rest.
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Son Goku: What is it? Aren't these things there to eat?
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Vegeta: Definitely not. Unless you want to get nicotine poisoning.<br />
Son Goku: Niko what?
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Kuririn: Lord, put your brain down!
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Gohan: Wow, Kuririn can speak Swabian.
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Son-Goku: Well, you can get used to the taste.
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Vegeta: Watch out for Kakarott. I'll show you how to smoke a cigarette!
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Bulma: As if you smoke or could smoke!
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Vegeta: I can't either, but it can't be that difficult!
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Vegeta takes a cigarette, lights it and puts it in her mouth.
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Vegeta: Do you see Kakarott? That's how you do it and then you draw ...... UAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Oolong: what's broken now?
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Piccolo (has to resist laughing): Um, Vegeta? Could it be that you put the cigarette in your mouth the wrong way round?
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Vegeta (with burned mouth): Uh ... yes, that would explain a lot ...
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Everyone's off the sofa.
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Bulma: Typical!
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Son-Goku: Well, my theory of how to use a cigarette was much more pleasant.
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Vegeta: Yeah, and much more delicious too (gag)!Ugh, that stuff tastes like puke. Who invents such junk anyway?
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Painter: So, would you be so gracious to finally listen to me?
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Muten Roshi: Yes, go ahead!
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Painter: Well, as I said! I've gathered you all here because I want to do an experiment with you!
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Piccolo: Ah yes?
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Painter: Yes, watch out! You probably know Big Brother.
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Gohan: Yes, but only from hearing!
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Painter: Anyway. I had the idea to try the whole thing with you guys. You have to spend a month together on Muten Roshi's island, here.
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Vegeta: Otherwise you're fine, thanks, right? You don't have everyone on your Christmas tree anymore!
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Oolong: What would jump out for and?
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Painter: Well, I think ... for you Oolong, a cap with two holes for your ears!
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Oolong: Great !!!!
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Painter: For Bulma, you get ... uh ... some new clothes?
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Bulma: I'll let it go!
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Painter: Good!Piccolo gets a great supply of energy, Vegeta gets instructions on how to smoke a cigarette ...
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Vegeta becomes a Super Saiyan.
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Painter: Uh, that was a joke Vegeta, SORRY! No, you get ... a special training program that enables you to beat Goku.
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Vegeta: It's better!
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Painter: Kuririn, I'll send you on your honeymoon at 18 and Gohan, you ... you ... don't have to do any homework for three months!
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Gohan: Auja, that will be nice ...
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Painter: Good, so all of them are simple ...
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Muten Roshi: Oh, and I don't get anything? After all, it is my house where you will live for a month!
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Painter: Oh, I'm sorry Muten Roshi! You get a whole pile of porno magazines!
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Muten Roshi (drooling): Yeah, gguuuuuuuttt!
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Painter: And finally ...
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Oolong: Look, someone is flying to our house. Who is this?
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Vegeta: Oh, I know the aura. That's Trunks, too late as always.<br />
DING DONG!
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Trunks: Oh, sorry folks, I'm late, but I overslept!
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Vegeta: Typical!
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Painter: Well, Trunks will get ... oh, oh, a friend because of me. Heaven knows. Maybe Uranai Ba Ba or something!
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Trunks: Yes, of course! What is this about?
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Painter: Oh, Son-Goku, you ..... Son-Goku?
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Gohan: Where is he?
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Muten-Roshi: AHHHHH, THE GODBAG IS SITTING IN THE KITCHEN!
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Vegeta: Of course, how could it be otherwise? (hugs his forehead)
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Bulma: I'll get him!
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Painter: Yes, it will be fine. How can you be so hungry? Is that still normal at all?
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Bulma pulls Goku out of the kitchen.
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Painter: Well, Son-Goku gets a restaurant voucher worth 4000 euros. So that was all!
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Trunks: Hey, what's up here now?
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Son-Goku (with his mouth full): Ok, if I agree!
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Muten Roshi: drooling mouth! But hey, painter! Who will pay me for all of this? The kid eats me poor!<br />
Painter: Don't worry, I'll put enough things in the kitchen for you.
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Oolong: Well, that could be something!
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Kuririn: Oh yes, especially with Vegeta and Piccolo, help!
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Piccolo and Vegeta: What?
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Kuririn: Oh, nothing!
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Trunks: What's going on here, man? I don't check anything!
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Vegeta: You never check anything anyway!
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Painter: Oh yes, and I also want to do something! And a little competition! It goes off in a similar way to the series Popstars!
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Kuririn: No now, right? He's got a quirk!
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Son Goku: but there's something to eat there, isn't there?
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Oolong: Great, should we sing and dance there?
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Painter: Exactly!
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Gohan: cheers meal!
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Trunks: What is this about?
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Vegeta: Oh God, you're annoying fellow!
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Bulma: Don't talk like that to our son!
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Vegeta: Yeah, yeah! Bla bla bla!!!
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Painter: Well then. Now everyone goes home and packs your things, then you come back, all right?
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Gohan: Yes, ok! That will be funny.<br />
Piccolo: (Motz) And how !!!
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Trunks: But what is this about?
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Goku: I can stay here right away. I don't need anything except food!
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Everyone slams off the sofa again.
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Painter: So, finally we want to sing a song!
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Son Goku: A song?
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Painter: Yes, you probably know it! I will vote! (throat) | Where love lives .... |
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Vegeta: I yawned! Oh no, helpee
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Muten Roshi: That's a joke right now, isn't it?
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Painter: By no means, spoil your game, come on! | Where love lives, there God lives ... |
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Everyone runs out of the house and flees the island.
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Painter: | Lalalla | So, that was a nice song, wasn't it? Uh ... great, they just make themselves thin. Well, I'll wait until they come back with their suitcases.
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