Fanfic: ALTER RAMSCH und BLÖDER WOHNEN

Translation

shorts! Men in panties look like women with ladder stitches! And men who sleep in pajamas are memes! Real guys sleep in underpants! I would ask our readers to comment on this!
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Feng Shui
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After Goku had forced me to wipe my footprint away again, he explained to us why he had bought stupid "wind chimes" by the sacks: "For Feng Shui!"
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"Feng Shui" is a new way of furnishing your home without any rough edges. With it you can find the "balance of life". Aha. "Son-Goku got that from his stupid girlfriend Chichi, the esoteric Funz", Bulma whispered.Son-Goku ensured "balance" in our apartment, which was a real pleasure: he renamed the kitchen-cum-living room to "area of ​​fame", the bathroom became "area of ​​benefit" and my room was suddenly called "area of ​​wealth" . And then those annoying "wind chimes"! These are Kling things on threads that you hang from the ceiling. One with a bell hangs in the hall. When the door opens, it either falls down or you think you're in a corner shop. When visitors come, you go there and ask: "What can it be?"
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In the "realm of fame", Son-Goku has set up his stupid indoor fountain. Since it splashes there, Bulma and I have had to go to the bathroom twice as often. Or better: in the "area of ​​benefit"! Son-Goku put white lace doilies with fringes everywhere. He got them from his mother - "fully cheap in a pack of three!"
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Now everything is "frayed" with us. Just not my cut off jeans! What am I doing wrong?
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