Fanfic: 10 Gründe wieso Du zuviel DBZ guckst!

Translation

Chapter: 10 reasons why you watch too much DBZ!

10 points that show you that you are seeing too much DBZ:
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1. You no longer dare to go outside when the moon is full.
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2. You make wide arcs of old people with sunglasses and don't trust anyone over 100.
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3. You look for the button on your car that turns it into a capsule.
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4. Beans have recently become one of their favorite foods.
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5. You are terrified of toads and frogs.
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6. You suspect that your boyfriend, who has recently had blond hair, is a Saiyan.
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7. You stand in front of a pig / cat for hours and wait for it to transform.
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8. You flinch every time someone eats in your presence.
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9. You change your creed to "I believe in Dende, the Namekian, creator of the Dragon Balls ...".
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10. After the death of your goldfish, you go to look for the 7 Dragon Balls!<br />
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Hope you take it seriously what it says there because if there are any that show such "" symptoms "" I would strongly advise you to see a doctor or a shrink ("This is not a joke", these signs can lead to severe aggression or anxiety) But above all they show you that you are ** ADDICTED ** to DB). But now end with funny * giggle * hope you like it and you have fun with it. Because only stories are boring over time (so please understand * very kindly *). So then until my next story tüüüüüüüß!
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Your bubble