Chapter: Songoku and Vegeta in the KK

Although I'm actually still with another fict. I'm busy I wrote a new series.
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Today: Goku and Vegeta in the cooking class
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Because Chichi and Bulma are traveling for some time, Goku and Vegeta have to learn to cook by then, they attend a cooking class.
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Cooking teacher: Welcome to the cooking class, gentlemen
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Goku: It looks delicious here! May I? * smack * ... I like it ... May I still ...
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Vegeta: Kakarott, damn it, keep your hands off the cake, are we going to make a fool of ourselves here or what ?!
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Cooking teacher: Today we're roasting steak and making omelets. So please take ...
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Goku: AAAAAAAAHH! Are you crazy?!!
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Chef Teacher: Excuse me, Mr. Vegeta, please put the meat knife back down and leave Mr. Goku alone ...
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Vegeta: Pah! That would have been the unique chance ... babble ...
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drool ... pout
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Cooking teacher: We need eggs and milk for the omelette.
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Vegeta: Are you kidding me or do you see a cow here somewhere ?!<br />
Goku: And the chickens?
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Kochleherer: In the fridge ...
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After Goku and Vegeta get the ingredients:
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Cooking teacher: And now please give everything to the liter.
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Goku: * yawn *
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Cooking teacher: Mix everything with the mixer ...
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Vegeta: I'm going crazy, what happens here when!
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Kochleherer: Put in the frying pan and let sizzle.
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Goku: It doesn't sizzle!
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Vegeta: But ... but ... Kakarott ... A Saiyan must always know how to help himself! FINALFLAAAAAAASH !!!!!!!!
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Goku: Well, you did a great job, now it doesn't sizzle anymore and the cooking teacher is in the decimal point.
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Vegeta: * full-sized eyes *
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Goku: Look, that's how you do it!
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After Goku had poured water over the cooking teacher, he skillfully made the omelette mixture sizzle.
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Vegeta: * thinks * man, Kakarott is better than me again, well, I'll show him for the steak!
<br />Kochtehrer: Very good, Mr. Son Goku, now please throw the omelette in the air and turn it.
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Vegeta: Yeah! I'll do that with my left hand!
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Goku: Cooooool! Cooking is fun!
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Cooking teacher: Sorry guys, but I'm afraid all you have to do is throw up the omelette and hold the pan in your hand ...
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Vegeta: Häääää? Since when do you have something to say to me ??? If I want to throw the pan up, I will too!
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Kochleherer: It's okay, do what you want ... huh ... let's get to the steak, please cut off a piece of meat back there.
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Vegeta: Kakarott's meat tastes better, wuahahahaha, now you are due, traitor !!!!
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Cooking teacher: Please stop running around in the kitchen like that! Leave Mr. Goku alone!
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Goku: Phew! * sweat * * pant * puff *
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Vegeta: Grrrr! * sweat * pant * puff *
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Cooking Teacher: Throw the Meat in the Frying Pan!
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Goku: Ow, ow ow! * howl * * sniff *<br />
Vegeta: Kakarott, you clumsy, the plate is hot!
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Cooking teacher: Spread mustard on, please wait a moment, I'll be right back ... I'll take the knife with me! * goes out *
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Goku: Okay, Vegeta, please find the mustard!
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Vegeta: * clears the box * I can't find anything!
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Goku: Look in the next room!
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Vegeta: You, it says: chemistry lab! Does that mean what?
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Goku: Probably nothing important!
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Vegeta: You, is nitro glycerin a brand of mustard?
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Goku: I think so! Bring me here!
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When Vegeta brought it up:
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Goku: Pour it in! * pour * * empty *
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Vegeta: Now put the stove on!
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KAAAAAAAAAWUUUUUUMMMMMM!
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Goku: Uh ... Vegeta ... Why is the house no longer standing? * cough *
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Vegeta: * cough * I don't know
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Goku: Come on let's go ...
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Vegeta: Out of the question! I want my steak!
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Goku: I think your steak exploded.
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Vegeta :; * hmpf * I'll call Bulma.* Handyhervorkramt *
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Goku: What are you going to do?
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Vegeta: Hey, Bulma! Here's Vegeta, you can't travel, I can't cook, and I lost my steak too ... babble ... drool ...
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That was it. I hope you thought it was funny!
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little C18
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