Chapter: In the Eye of Truth 1

In the eye of truth
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Vegeta: Welcome to our 1st episode of "In the Eye of Truth"! Today we welcome a family of six who should inform us about their problems!
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(Family enters studio and crowd claps)
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Vegeta: So these are the famous chunks!
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Father Klotze: Exactly!
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(Picking his nose)
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Vegeta: Uh ... yes!
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Daughter Klotze: What's going on here?
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Son Klotze: Quiet!
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Vegeta: So you guys have problems? Which?
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Grandpa Klotze: What?
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Grandma Klotze: That means "I beg your pardon?"!
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Grandpa Klotze: What?
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Son Klotze: Quiet!
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Grandpa Klotze: What?
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Vegeta: So gentlemen!
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Grandpa Klotze: What?
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(Crowd boos at him, Vegeta snaps his fingers and 2 strong men enter the studio)
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Grandpa Klotze: Hey what's that supposed to mean?
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(Carried out of the studio)
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<br />Vegeta: So one less! ... Well, what problems?
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Mother Klotze: Yes, we don't really know!
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Vegeta: So your problem is that you don't know what it is!
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Daughter Klotze: How did you get that? I've known what it is for a long time!
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Klotze son: A boy, right?
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(strokes her stomach)
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Vegeta: I didn't really ask that!
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Grandma Klotze: Speaking of questions, I would also have one. Will you marry me, son-in-law?
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Father Klotze: Of course, mother-in-law!
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(Hug each other and crowd cheers)
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Vegeta: What's going on here!
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Daughter Klotze: Hey, that's my saying!
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Vegeta: Well, not anymore!
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(Daughter leaves the studio crying)
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Grin Michel: Again one less!
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(Pastor enters the studio)
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Pastor: Has someone here appointed an East Frisian pastor?<br />
Vegeta: No, but the pizza delivery guy!
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Pastor: Measure!
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(Leaves the studio)
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Vegeta: So what do you dislike about the other one?
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Grandma Klotze: Come on, let's run away!
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Father Klotze: Exactly!
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(leaving the studio hand in hand)
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Mother Klotze: Hey, pastor, come back immediately, I want to marry my son!
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Vegeta: Are you all happy now?
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Mother and son Klotze: Yes!
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Vegeta: Well then, see you soon and our next episode of "In the Eye of Truth"!
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