Chapter: Telegram for you (Piccolo and Vegeta ...)

Hi guys!!!
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This is not an FF, but, hmm, a telegram ....
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So I'll explain to you now.
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My girlfriend and I often write telegrams to each other (at AOL * surreptitious * * g *) and sometimes pretend that she is with Vegeta and I with Piccolo ... Sounds crazy, doesn't it?
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Well, that means that she slips into the role of Vegeta and I from Piccolo. I'll give you an example:
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ZSTEP09 (my Aol name): S (that's me): I'll say something now ...
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P (is Piccolo): says something
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Samili1 (that's my girlfriend, Aol name): Sam (that's her): says something
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Vegeta (you know who that is, right?): Says what
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That's how it works, and we think it's funny.
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If you like it or if you have criticism, write to us or email us at: Satzuko @ aol. com (Sam) or ZSTEP09 @ aol. com (am I)
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ZSTEP09: hi, well vegeta back there ???
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Samili1: yes
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ZSTEP09: ui
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Samili1: :-)<br />
ZSTEP09: 8-)
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Samili1: and what is Picci doing?
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ZSTEP09: P: DON'T CALL ME THAT !!! * grumble *
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S: here is the answer :-)
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Samili1: Sam: eh sorry picci .. I mean Piccolo my friends call you that
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Vegeta: Like what who where?
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Sam: none of your business darling
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ZSTEP09: S: * laughs * but vegeta becomes clairaudient
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P: Oh, I'm so crazy
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S: SCHNAUZE!
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Samili1: Vegeta: at what you cucumber * scream *
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Sam: vegie-darling don't scream so yeah?
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and stop arguing with piccolo, otherwise ...
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I'm mad at you anyway because of the GOKU thing
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Vegie: eh ..... well
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ZSTEP09: P: YOU CAN PAINT ME YOU POISONO! WANT TO KNOW WHAT
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SON-GOKU RIDDEN THERE? Ah wait that was you who was on top of him ..... * gets sick *
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S: Sorry Sam, today he has his * you can me all cross-wise day *: -
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Samili1: Vegeta: you would have liked to have been in my place, right ?????????admit it !!!!!
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Sam: VEGETA what's the point?
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Vegeta: That's right, isn't it, cucumber?
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Sam: Vegeta is totally freaking out today * sigh *
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ZSTEP09: P: ihhhhhhhhh just not how tasteless .... you fagot
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S: uh Piccolo are you still alive ???
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Samili1: Vegeta: well well let off your breath kakarott doesn't want you ..... * laughs *
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Sam. hey vegeta you talk like you still have a crush on him * evil look *
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Vegeta: no, of course not, I'm just telling the truth * grin *
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ZSTEP09: P: Ha, because of that Vegeta !! I saw you the other day, together .... tz, let me with you
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your shit in peace!
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S: Aha, but are you feeling better now, yes? The best thing to do is to meditate again
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P: .......!
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Samili1: Sam: wasssss is that true * samwirdtlich * did you really see Piccolo?
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Is it really true I i...
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Vegeta: you see what you've done, cucumber, now the woman is crying
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ZSTEP09: P: You have to cry at the sight of you ... * fg *<br />
S: And you cry PICCOLO too * bad eye *
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P: * indieecketroll *
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Samili1: Sam: I will put an end to my nonsensical life * goes to the window *
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* look down * * turn away *
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changed my mind hihi
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Vegeta: .....
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ZSTEP09: S: ....!
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P: ....!
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Samili1: Vegeta: women always come up with such ideas
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Sam. yes and all because of you, I should have had better piccolo before Stephi showed up
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is ....
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Vegeta: then go to him
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Sam. stupid was just kidding
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ZSTEP09: I have an idea: We should save and publish these "conversations" ... it would be
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very funny!!!
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P: Only over my corpse !!!
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S: ok * mega grin *
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P: .......... !!!! * that longs for *
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Samili1: Sam: yes it would be cool, they are really super funny
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Vegeta: nonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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ZSTEP09: S: Dooooooooooch
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P: Vegeta, we are lost .......... * howl *
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Samili1: Vegeta: yes the first time I agree with you<br />
Sam: It's not that bad after all
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Vegeta: snout female
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Sam. oh ...
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Samili1: Sam: we could copy it and save it on the floppy disk, well?
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Samili1: Vegeta: I said no
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ZSTEP09: S: Memmen !!!
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P: Pah! If I think twice ... I'm not embarrassing myself here! But someone else and
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if chichi reads that * diabolical grin *
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S: Crazy!
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ZSTEP09: S: Yes on disk and then put in
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Samili1: Vegeta: well and I'll blow them away in a split second
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Sam: Exactly uuu I hate chichi, she's annoying and loud
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Vegeta: just like you * fg *
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Sam: you are mean
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Samili1: Sam: exactly on diskette then you could travel to www. DBZ ... put in me
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don't come in there
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ZSTEP09: P: aha Vegeta, and what does Son Goku think about it? Will he stay with you then?
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S: Piccolo you are a villain!
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P: I know * g *
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S: Yes exactly and with animeMANGA
<br />Samili1: Sam: you're still with him, I can't believe it, why are you doing this to me?
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Vegeta: no, I'm not with him !!!!!!!! believe me
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Sam: I don't
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right there too
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ZSTEP09: S: Vegeta, so what's the point? How long has it been going on?
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P: guess a long time ... * will be sick again *
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S: we can do it today, at dbz. de I then write that this is from both of us, etc.
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Yes???
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Samili1: Sam: good ^^ but how should we start?
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Vegeta: I-c-h I'm not with him anymore !!!!!!!!!!!! how often should I say that?
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Sam: vegeta you hurt me too deep asshole * howl *
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Vegeta: no not stop crying again!
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Sam: you're an idiot
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ZSTEP09: S: with this one! But what should we call it? RPG sucks ... ???
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P: How about, "Vegeta is embarrassed" or "Vegeta the ass"
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S: Yes, definitely .... * Roll your eyes * Do you have any ideas, Sam?
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P: Vegeta, we believe you too ... * smirking *<br />
ZSTEP09: S: how about: "Telegram for you" ???
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P: Boring ......
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S: Suggest something better !!!! * pissed off *
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P: You don't want to hear anyway ...
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S: Right! 8th-)
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Samili1: Sam: * sniff * thinking ... Vegeta's secrets? Or something with Piccolo e.g.
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Piccolo and me
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Vegeta: why my secrets I don't have any
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Sam: yes, of course, you've cheated on me and what's worse with goku I will
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kill when I see him
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ZSTEP09: or just conversations or conversations among friends ...
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P: friends? Me and the madman there ??? NIEEEEE !!!! Sam, you'd better kill the dwarf !!!
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S: don't listen * sigh *
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Samili1: Sam: Piccolo, believe me, I'd like to do that, but he's just too strong. Piccolo
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can you help me with the idiot * very dear *
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But I can't live without him either !!!!!!
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Vegeta: well, then you have to keep me either way!
<br />Sam: do you see Piccolo how he doesn't care about me * howl *
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Vegeta: tz cry
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ZSTEP09: S: and what name now? I have to get out soon ...
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P: Well it's your own fault, I'm not helping, I've got enough to do
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S: exactly Piccolo (your luck that you said that and nothing else)
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P: yes yes .... * grumble *
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Samili1: Sam: a telegram wouldn't be bad for you!
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Vegeta: ......
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ZSTEP09: Yes, and in parentheses that it's about vegeta, piccolo, maybe
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P: shit name
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S: yours isn't better either ...
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P: what do you mean ???
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S: Nothing, my opinion ...
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Samili1: Sam: ok then I'll save this in an empty document and always
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put new ones in again ok?
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Vegeta: .....
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ZSTEP09: S: ok I'll save it too, should I put it in now? with e-mail addy from you and
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me???
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P: Women and their stupid ideas ...
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Samili1: Sam: but you'd better do Satzuko @ aol.com because that's my nickname for fanfiction and stuff
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Vegeta: you guys are stupid
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Sam: and don't forget to change a few things e.g. b errors or things that may not be
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pass !!
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ZSTEP09: no that's ok, everything fits, if you leave something out, you notice it
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P: I tell you ..... stupid idea ...
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Samili1: Sam: if you think so then do what you think is right
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Vegeta: well ...
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ZSTEP09: S: then I do it now, so someone else wants to get going ???
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P: yes! Vegeta you are STUFFED !!!
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Samili1: Sam: no
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Vegeta: * green * ne
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Samili1: Vegeta: idiotic cucumber
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ZSTEP09: P: Crazy! Poison dwarf !!
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S: ok, let's go!
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Samili1: :-)
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Samili1: ok cu
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ZSTEP09: cu
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So, if you think it's good, we'll go ahead and put our next "conversation" back in.