Fanfic: Intelligenztest für Animefiguren Teil 5

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Chapter: Intelligence test for anime figures part 5

Thanks to your kind comments (thank you, thank you, thank you!) There are still some sequels! But I'm also writing my other story on the side, so I will (hopefully) post every Wednesday and Saturday (at the moment I'm crazy about writing, so a lot is coming up)!
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So here comes the fifth part of the anime character intelligence test. Since our dear M was hit pretty hard the last time, we had to get a replacement for her! Here it is, Vegeta! By the way, the studio is not yet good again!
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(Vegeta enters the studio)
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Vegeta (V): Shut up, you idiots, otherwise you'll be in the intensive care unit!
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(Okay boss! * Tremor * editor's note)
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V: Well, here comes today's guest, Ranma-KUN Saotome!
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R: Do you have to emphasize the `Kun` like that? After all, I have my pride too!
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V: Mine tells me I have to do this! Hey hey hey
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R: What exactly is this about?But not about a wedding or engagement! Every time my old man says something incomprehensible, it comes down to it!
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V: Puking up on your psychiatrist, I'm only supposed to moderate an INTELLIGENCE TEST here, although it is totally superfluous for you! * common mind *
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R: What is that supposed to mean again? Do you think I'm stupid?
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V:. . . Let's start with the first question. General education: what are the names of the seven continents that exist on earth?
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R: Mmm. . . Australia, Europe, Asia, Antarctica, North America, South America and Africa
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V: Hey, short one, you surprise me! I wouldn't have trusted you that much!
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R: Do we want to fight that out?
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V: No, I have my dignity too!
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R: You are bullying me!
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V: That's exactly what I want! * mean grin *
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R: Keep up the questions!
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V: Okay. Now math. How much is 658x793?
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R: Who can figure that out in their heads?<br />
V: Nobody said you had to! Didn't see the other episodes, did you?
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R: Now that's really getting too stupid for me! You harass me, ask me questions that are not on your slips of paper and then make stupid remarks about possible solutions. I have a totally fucking host in a studio that isn't even fixed! That'll cause trouble, you editors!
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V: And coincidentally it starts raining too! Is not that great? Wasn't it, Ranma-chan?
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R: You piss me off!
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V: You don't have any, you don't have any! You warm shower! (* whisper * We are responsible for stupid jokes and puns, editor's note.)
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R: WÄHÄHÄHÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!! I want to see my mom!
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(Ranma-CHAN runs out of the studio. Vegeta gets them all Note from the Red) (You, too, Note from Vegeta) (VEGETA! Note from Bulma)
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V: This program has already come to an end.Don't look so sad, just at the end of airtime! Ha, ha, ha, you should have seen your faces by now! What did we learn? Ranma can't be the intelligence bolt we're looking for! Next time we have a 10-year-old here, but Bulma can moderate there, I swear to you! (Thanks Vegeta, note from Bulma) (Please, please note from Vegeta)
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As always, comments are strictly welcome!
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