Chapter: Red Bull gives wings!

Red Bull gives Flüüüüüüüüüeeeeeeel!
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So, today there’s again a special treat for you. I have found out from a reliable source (thanks, Trunks and Son-Goten!) That DBZ fighters have also signed advertising contracts. At Red Bull. We'll quickly remember the advertising, read, laugh and then comment, okay?
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First advertisement: My parachute won't open!
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Actors: Goku and Vegeta
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The two just jumped off the plane:
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S: Help, my parachute won't open!
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V: Neither do mine!
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S: Yes, what do we do now?
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V: Snack
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(The two unpack their bread)
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S: What can you do? Ah, Nutella!
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V: Yes, Nutella on bread, it's got something!
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Back on the ground:
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Director (R): CUT, CUT, CUT !!!!!
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S: Too late.
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Next commercial: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, keep your hair up!<br />
Actors: Videl and Gohan
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Gohan comes ridden:
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G: Rapunzel, my roll, let your hair down!
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V: How then, you said I should get my hair cut!
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R: CUT !!!!
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Take two, clapper and action!
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G: Rapunzel, my roll, let your hair down!
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V: Yeah!
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G: Shit, too short!
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V: Then you just have to hair out until my hair has grown out.
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G: Until then, mine will be gray. But I've got something here for you, a Red Bull
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V: Oh, I don't need that, you have already taught me to fly!
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G: I can't shut the door!
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R: YOU'RE FIRED! (Gohan, you better keep your mouth shut in the future) (Is it going to start again?) (Well, back on the dam?)
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Technician: Boss, this is the new turning couple!
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(Chichi and Son-Goku come to the set)
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R: All right, in position, take one, clapper and action!<br />
S: Rapunzel, my bun, let your hair down!
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R: CUT! YOU SHOULD CALL IT SEMMERL, SEMMERL!
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S: I'm hungry * drooling *
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R: Take two!
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S: Rapunzel, my wake up, let your hair down!
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R: THROW THE GUYS OUT AND PRODUCES `NE CHARACTER SERIES!
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Technician: Boss, calm down.
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R: RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!
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Technician: Call the men who distribute white coats!
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(Finally someone from the editorial team gets caught and then that's not even mine !!! * sniff * comment from M.)
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Apropos Semmerl: What is the name of a hamburger in Switzerland?
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Well, cheese roll! (Understand the temporal irony? Editor's note)