on the table and then drop the covers!
<br />
<br />
Krillin:
<br />
* Yamcha covers *
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Come on now! Trunks can't see your t-shirt!
<br />
<br />
Krillin.
<br />
* in panic device * Yes, yes, I'll do it, I'll do it. Oh no! It's stuck! Fuck! * sweat *
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Where can a T-shirt get stuck ???
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Toyota!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
No problem! I, the savior in need, will come to your aid! Watch my skillful gesture! * The strawberry t-shirt is torn apart by the thousands *<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
Confetti TV!
<br />
<br />
Krillin:
<br />
Fuck! But now I'm cold!
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
* hugs the floor * I'm definitely not coming to warm you up!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Well I hope so!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Smoke one of my joints and you'll burn up in heat!
<br />
<br />
Krillin:
<br />
Um rather not.
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
And how about my latest creation: Kiffers! The morning bag! Particularly suitable in the morning at half past nine in Germany!
<br />
<br />
Krillin: It's evening! And we're next to the meeting room!
<br />
<br />
Vegeta:
<br />
* sings * From the rise of the Sooooooone, to their niiiiiedgang, be praised the naaaame of the Lord!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
Can someone turn it off?
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
It turns off by itself. But now: The QUESTION to Phil!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
I'm ready!<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Don't you want to sit down on the sofa with us ???
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
* grrr * That wasn't what I wanted to ask ...
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Come on! Sit down already!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
How? Well, if it has to be. But keep the pseudo priest away from me!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
No problem! He's mine! * sits next to Veggie *
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
* Pushes between Yamcha and Goku. *
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Well then where ...
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
* roar * hold on! * get up off the floor * I want to go on the sofa too! * Krillin measures from the sofa and takes its place next to Phil *
<br />
<br />
Krillin:
<br />
* Bibberbibber * Well, I'd better go then before I freeze to death here!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
* freaks out * No way! Stayed here, bald head! Nobody leaves my show before I tell you !! * growl * * hiss *
<br />
<br />
Krillin:
<br />Have mercy !!! * throws himself trembling on the ground *
<br />
<br />
AMe:
<br />
You're not going to freeze!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
* zuTrunkschickt * Woe to you drooling on Trunks!
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
I'm not drooling!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Is relative! Phil?
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
Yes?
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
The question for you: You have already gained an amazing amount of fans. With your fabulous Shonen Ai Stories you will cast a spell over everyone! Can you explain to us what your mad success in
<br />
the world of fan fiction?
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
* deeply blown * Well, my friends, I can only say one thing about that! I've worked hard on myself for years and studied psychology non-stop!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
Huh? Since when can you live in Psychos ???
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
Dumbbells! One must be able to put oneself into the world of the psyche, only then can one know how the characters would behave!Make a note of that! And don't forget: My name is Phil!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
Exactly! His name is Phil! PEDO Phil !!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
* Songoku covered * Shut up!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
Ouch! Where is the association?
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
* Belch! *
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Hey That was peppermint!
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
You take what you get ...
<br />
<br />
Krillin:
<br />
* tremor tremor * Kaaalt!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
That's the way it goes! Respect! I'm just an insignificant weed seller! I will never achieve anything!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Is there anyone unhappy?
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
* sob * Sooooo unhappy !!!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
Yes! I am popular, but also saddened to death!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
You also? I have a good tip!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
* sniff * I do everything!<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
I'm curious about that now!
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
tz, tz, tz! And she calls ME addiction heaps ...
<br />
<br />
Krillin:
<br />
* Clink *
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Oh my God! Krillin has turned into a monstrous block of ice!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Themselves to blame! He didn't want a glow joint! * PhilvonderSeiteanstubbst * * whisper * Hey! Pst! Hey How about some mushrooms?
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
What?! Don't you think that ONE pastor is enough ??!
<br />
<br />
Vegeta:
<br />
And woe to those who did not want to hear, they will die a gruesome death and burn in hell !!!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
...
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
Give it to me! I won't go on it!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
And because it's you, the first few are free!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
And that should make you happy ???<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Sure, of course! That gives you the full kick !!
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
Ouch!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
?
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
* Psycho mushrooms in different colors *
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
Oh, they even come in different flavors?
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
Excellent! Explain please!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Ok, look, we have kiwi, apple, lemon, plum ...
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
* trembling * I suspect something bad ...
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Blackberry, raspberry, gooseberry ...
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
* nervous on fingernails * please do not!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Blueberry, blueberry, STRAWBERRY ...
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
* waving wildly * Give me the mushrooms, Yamcha! * hackle *
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
bring yourself to safety! Behead your blanket! Uh, whatever ...<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
I like it that way! Business is booming huh! Grab it!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
I’ll best use a few of each variety!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Yes! Take as many as you want! You can still eat the box!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Is it deadly if you eat too much of this part ???
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
Testing is above studying! Come on Phil! Let's eat the shit!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
What shit ???
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
They can no longer be helped ...
<br />
<br />
Trunks and Phil:
<br />
* Rush like the wild on the psycho mushrooms and start to feed. *
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
* how madder grins and rubs his hands * Huhähähä!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Somebody has to intervene! Songoku! Do something, please!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
What?
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />Eat the mushrooms! You eat everything else, you are guaranteed not to mutate into a pastor monster!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
Hunger!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
* screams in despair * Help yourself at last!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
Well then go! * grabbed all the mushrooms and greedily stuffs themselves into it *
<br />
<br />
Phil and Trunks:
<br />
* take a look at it *
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
ssssag ... tell me Phil .... do I turn or do you turn the room around me ???
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
I believe that ... of both ... hey! Your head looks like a strawberry! * megagrööööl *
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
* rolls on the floor *
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
* laughs in tears * Oh man, I can't anymore !!!
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
There you say in the sea * bawl * that you can no longer steer!
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
To steer??
<br />
<br />
Trunks:<br />
Uh! I mean thinking! * laughing fits *
<br />
<br />
Phil:
<br />
* again aufdenbodenkugelundschreit * It's ööööde to be blöööde, but being high means being free!
<br />
<br />
Trunks:
<br />
Hateful söööön said! * bawl *
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Yes! * laughs * This creates a good mood! And they both didn't even eat three of them!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Speaking of which! Songoku! How are you?
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
* chew * * snare *
<br />
<br />
Vegeta:
<br />
... and that's why I tell you: Fall on your knees, you sinners, so that you may be forgiven!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
* mega-enormous, giant belch, give up *
<br />
<br />
Vegeta:
<br />
Kakarott!
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />
* growl * sorry Schnukki! Am i forgiven
<br />
<br />
Vegeta:
<br />
In the name of God, my son, be forgiven! * Holy water on Gokus main spray *
<br />
<br />
Songoku:
<br />* crucified himself *
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
Great! Simply great! * Psychopathic laughs * Hähähähä! The effect of my mushrooms is unsurpassed! I think I have to grow more of it and then cheer to the crowd around the world!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Great! And again I'm surrounded by a bunch of madmen! We'd better postpone the show until everyone's back to normal!
<br />
<br />
Yamcha:
<br />
But now it's just getting funny!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
Snout! You're still ruining my broadcast contract! * upset, falling away *
<br />
<br />
Silversayan:
<br />
I would have withdrawn it from you anyway!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
* grrrrrrrrrrr *
<br />
<br />
Silversayan:
<br />
Not again! Aaaaaaaaaa!
<br />
<br />
Ame:
<br />
* Silver chasing through the studio *