Chapter: Vegeta's and Goku's fun night in a bar

DBZ fanfic- Vegeta's and Goku's night in a bar. <br />
<br />
Vegeta and Goku come home from a bar. You are drunk. <br />
<br />
"We're vegetables and we can sing, please don't kill us or we'll cut the cheese!" Sang Goku. <br />
<br />
They went to CAPSULE Corp. <br />
<br />
"We're vegetables and we can sing, please don't kill us or we'll cut the cheese!" Goku sang again. <br />
<br />
Bulma came down the stairs. <br />
<br />
“What the hell are you guys doing here ?!” she asked the drunk Goku and Vegeta. <br />
<br />
"We have married." replied Vegeta. <br />
<br />
"Oh great! Vegeta you're drunk again. Ok Vegeta time for you to go to bed and Goku it's time for you to go home." Bulma said to Goku and Vegeta. <br />
<br />
"But I still want to cut the cheese!" Said Vegeta. <br />
<br />
“And I want to have another baby!” Said Goku. <br />
<br />
"Go home Goku!"She said to Goku. <br />
<br />
“No, I'm going to have a baby!” Goku yelled. <br />
<br />
"You're not going to have a baby, you're going home now! And Vegeta, you're going to bed!" Bulma yelled back. <br />
<br />
"I have to go! I already went for the plants!" Whined Vegeta. <br />
<br />
He ran to Bulma and pissed on her. <br />
<br />
"Oh holy shit! It burns when I piss!" He shouted. <br />
<br />
"Ahhhhh! That comes from it!" Goku scolded. <br />
<br />
Trunks came to them. <br />
<br />
“What the hell is going on here?” Trunks asked. <br />
<br />
Vegeta and Goku fell silent and stared at Trunks and laughed. <br />
<br />
"What ?! What is it ?! Tell me ?!" Trunks asked. <br />
<br />
"Lustger little monkey," said Vegeta. <br />
<br />
Goku chased Trunks through the room and tried to hit him on the head with a newspaper. <br />
<br />
"Hit the monkey! Hit the monkey!" Yelled Vegeta. <br />
<br />
"Owwwww! Help mom! Owwww!" Trunks wailed.<br />
<br />
"Hit the monkey! Hit the monkey!" Goku shouted and chased him on. <br />
<br />
Trunks slipped between Vegeta's legs and Goku slammed into Vegeta. Trunks ran on to his mother. <br />
<br />
"Mom, is dad drunk again? You could have warned me too." <br />
<br />
End of <br />
<br />
Sooooo! And what does that tell us? : Stay away from alcohol, dear children! The hangover they both have the next morning is definitely too much for a Sayajin! So do it well then! And feel free to write your comments about it! I'm looking forward to your reactions. <br />
<br />
eLi