Fanfic: Harry Potter
P. 248
"You only like him (Cedric Diggory) because he's pretty," said Ron mockingly."Sorry, I don't like anyone just because they're pretty!" Hermione said indignantly.
Ron let out a fake cough which, oddly enough, sounded like "Lockhart!" sound.
P. 382
(Hermione) "Harry has a long way to go before he can finish this tournament," she said seriously. "If that was the first job, I'd rather not think about what's next."
"Always a word of encouragement, isn't it, Hermione?" Said Ron. "You and Professor Trelawney, you should sit down."
P. 402
"Of course, Percy wouldn't want to work for someone with a sense of humor," said Ron, making a chocolate éclair. "Percy wouldn't even know a joke if he danced around naked with Dobby's tea warmer on his head."
P. 410
Nothing would stop Professor Binns, for example, from rummaging through his records of the goblin riots - since Binns hadn't let his own death stop him from class, they suspected that something like Christmas wouldn't throw him off course either.P. 427
(Dobby) "[...]you made a mistake in the shop and gave Harry Potter two identical socks!"
"Oh no, Harry, how could this have happened to you!" Said Ron, grinning from his bed strewn with wad of wrapping paper.
P. 440
"Hot in here, isn't it?" Said Hermione, fanning herself with her hand. "Viktor is going to get us something to drink."
Ron gave her a withering look. "Viktor?" He said. "Can't you call him Vicky yet?"
P. 450
"I don't know who the maxim is actually trying to deceive," Harry said, looking over at her, who was sitting alone at the judge's table with a very sad expression on her face.
"If Hagrid's a half-giant, then she's definitely too. Big bones ... the only thing that's bigger than her is a dinosaur."
P. 469
"Now you worry about the cute little goblins too, don't you?" Ron asked Hermione. "Do you want to start something like BLÖK? Free the lousy barren goblins?"P. 534f
(Ron) "I told you not to annoy this Rita Skeeter! Now she has you on the kieker and makes you such a - a lady of life!"
Hermione's puzzled expression broke into snorting laughter. "Lady-lady?" She repeated, turning to Ron and trembling, chuckling muted.
"At least that's what my mum calls it," muttered Ron, and again he blushed around his ears.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
P. 12
(Uncle Vernon) "What were you doing under our window?"
"Heard the news," Harry said in a resigned voice.
Aunt and uncle exchanged indignant looks.
"Heard the news! Again?"
"Well, there are new ones every day, right?"
P. 21
"And who did you beat up tonight?" Harry asked, his grin fading.[...]
"He (Mark Evans) didn't want it any other way," Dudley snarled.
"Oh yes?"
"Got naughty."
"Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that was taught to walk on its back legs?But that's not cheeky, that's the truth. "
P. 13
"We know you're up to some crooked thing," said Aunt Petunia.
"We're not stupid, you see," said Uncle Vernon.
"Well, that's news," Harry replied.
P. 23
(Harry) "You're not that brave at night, are you?" sneered Dudley. "It's night, Duddymatz. That's what you call it when it's getting dark everywhere, like now."
P. 195
(Mrs. Weasley) "I can't believe it! I can't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! Prefect! Like everyone in the family!"
"And what are Fred and I, next door neighbors?" said George offended[...]
P. 226
(Ron) "I let Goyle write detective papers, it gets him down, because he hates writing," said Ron humorously. He grimaced as if concentrating in agony, grunted in a deep voice like Goyle and wrote in the air with his hand. "I ... must ... not ... look ... like ... a ... baboon bottom."